November 13, 2008

Brody Jenner's new website and his bitch Jayde Nicole in Kauai Hawaii

Brody Jenner has started his own site website brodyjenner.com. And while the rest of us are waiting for our unemployment applications to be processed, he is vacationing on Kauai with his professed "one." His new bitch is a Playboy playmate Jayde Nicole. We think she is better suited on set of Twilight. But what you're really thinking is where are the nude pics of Jayde Nicole?

Brody even has a bromance section. Right on Brah.

From girlstalk.zengato.com brody writes:

Hey Guys,

I had the greatest week, me and my girlfriend Jayde went to Kauai, we just got back. You may recognize Jayde, she’s Playboy’s Playmate of the Year. She’s so amazing, beautiful on the inside and out, I couldn’t be happier right now. We got to Kauai on Tuesday and checked out our awesome room which had a beautiful view of the beach.

First thing we did was strip down and hit the beach. Hawaii is really my type of place, really laid back, great food, big waves, it reminds me alot of Malibu. We stayed at the Sheraton in Kauai on Poipu Beach and had an utterly amazing vacation together, I can’t wait for the next one babe!

I hope you’re enjoying the site, feel free to leave any questions you have for me in the comments and I’ll be answering them here. Aloha.

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Okay back to us:

DOUBLE VOMIT