November 26, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving my dear Smutlings!

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November 26, 2008

Kim Cattrall gets naked for London National Gallery Titian Exhibit

London National Gallery will lose its Titian paiting from public display. The Duke of Southerland, owner of the two Titian pieces on display, needs dolla dolla billz y'all, in the tune of $46 million. If the museum cannot pay up, he will be forced to sell his two, 16th Century, Italian Renaissance, paintings to get through these rough economic times. In an effort to raise money for the museum Kim Cattrall [Sex and the City star, Police Academy, and Mannequin] is posing in a recreation of a Titian masterpiece. Lucky for us Titian liked using naked ladies in his pieces.

Venus of Urbino [which we did not use NSFW since we figured its a timeless art piece]:

Enough talk view NSFW Kim Cattrall here

image source: nydailynews, penwith.co.uk

November 25, 2008

Ritchie-Madden Children's Foundation

Since giving birth to her 6 lb (2.7 kg). 7 oz daughter, Harlow Winter Kate Richie-Madden on January 11, 2008, Ritchie has turned her life around 180 degrees this past year, devoting her time to her daughter and philanthropy. Ritchie and her husband Joel have been working hard to bring light and laughter to the lives of children. Ritchie-Madden Children's Foundation mission statement:

The Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation is dedicated to bringing meaningful opportunities to children in the U.S. and abroad, while also striving to bring light and laughter into their lives through unique entertainment and special events.We want to do more than write checks. We hope our support will shine a spotlight on important issues facing children and will inspire and educate the public, especially young people, to get involved.

Ritchie's need to help bring joy to children most likely stems from her rocky childhood. Shortly after Nicole was adopted, it became public news that Lionel Ritchie was having an affair with another woman. Her parents went through an acrimonious divorce. In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, she said:

"Their way of making me happy was to say yes to everything I wanted, but I don't think a little girl should have that much freedom,"

Ritchie started using marijuana at 13 and was injecting heroin by 19.

We admire what Ritchie and her husband Joel are doing. Recent pictures and news on their myspace even place them helping women in the Congo.

image source: myspace
story: wikipedia

November 24, 2008

Guess who we found? Bemaniac! Who? The best DDR player in Canada!

Yes, we like celebrity smut and video games. So we're warning you now that it gets pretty geeky in the following paragraphs.

In an icantbelievetheydidthat.com exclusive, we met with Bemaniac to find out about his Dance Dance Revolution [DDR] domination and even play some DDR. And yes you should Be excited because he was the first person in North America to prove that it is possible to get a max AAA on a 10-foot song. First in North America to AAA bag, AAA Sakura, then AAA Max 300. He is also listed in urbandictionary:

Considered by most the best DDR player in Canada. Many impressive accomplishments, including Max 300 AAA. Name derived from "Bemani Maniac"

For those of you who have never played DDR a bit of information. We hope that you have at least seen the game and are not completely clueless...yes the game with the arrows on the screen and a dance pad with arrows on the floor. Like guitar hero for your feet. The game is scored from highest to lowest: AAA, AA, A, B, C, D, E. E means fail. Even after a year of playing most players cannot make the jump from standard [one above begining] to expert. Bemaniac accomplished these scores on expert level. If you were to try this level for the first time you would fail the song in 3 seconds. Think guitar hero expert level.

We think he's adorable and should do a DDR cameo in Gossip Girl! This is on top of his past television appearances in Canada

November 24, 2008

Trouble compounds for Lindsay "I am not a Lesbian" Lohan

Seems like all you hear about these two are spats in clubs. Trouble happened again on Thursday night at London Club Boujis when Samantha spotted Lindsay dancing with her ex-Calum Best. Onlookers watched as Samantha stormed over to the pair, who were getting pretty close on the dance floor. Samantha was screaming and throwing punches. Lindsay, not having any of that, was punching back. They were spotted again screaming and spitting at each other until they reached the car as they left the club at 4am. Dayyyum lesbian fights are fierce.

Meanwhile, Linsday is still adamant that she loves men. From the sun:

But Hollywood insider Jo Piazza said: “Linds is adamant she’s not a lesbian and still loves men. She says Sam is the only girl she would go for.”

A friend of the star said: “She has been telling everyone she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if it went wrong with Sam she’d date a guy. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

BTW, did you know that DJ Samantha Ronson is 31 years old!?!?

Older News: Lindsay Lohan rumored to call it quits with Samantha Ronson

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article source: the sun

November 22, 2008

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorce Finalized

Wow Madonna must be a royal pain to be married to. Guy Ritchie wants none of her fortune although he was entitled to half under English divorce law. In the divorce papers Guy Ritchie cited divorce on grounds that Madonna was extremely unreasonable. Lourdes who was fathered by Carlos Leon [dancer] will stay with Madonna. Rocco age eight and David [adopted son from Africa that caused a huge media scene just a few years ago] age three will split their time between Britain and the States.

source: thefirstpost

November 20, 2008

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Break Up

This was actually one relationship I was hoping would work. "On Wednesday, Hilton's rep confirmed to Us [Magazine] exclusively that the heiress and Madden, 29, called it quits after nine months of dating." It seemed like this aspiring business woman [as she described herself on The Tyra Banks Show] had found her soulmate Benji Madden. Her BFF Nicole Richie is married to Benji's brother, Joel Madden, and I expected some sort of weird incestual situation to result from Paris marrying Benji...rumors of 4-somes and baby daddies from the wrong brother. On a positive note Paris will return to her hard partying ways and we can all watch from the sideline.

Other News:

!! OMG, he's naked: Jesse Camp !!: !!omgblog!!

image: usmagazine