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December 31, 2009

It's Brunette Bitches

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Britney Spears went brunette for the 2010 and ditched the blonde. A Kate Gosslin reverse mullet would have been better, but those exciting, erratic days are gone for now.

Source: People


December 31, 2009

Baby Pandas Are Flexible

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Bored and Hungry nom.

Source: Buzzfeed


December 31, 2009

What Do You See?

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It may determine your sexuality or preference for muscle or junk in the trunk.

Source: Buzzfeed


December 30, 2009

Big Mama Wore a Size Small

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Coco and husband Ice T hung out in Miami. Coco made sure to make a statement as usual but this time it wasn't a camel toe.

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Source: IDLYITW


December 30, 2009

Paris Hilton is with Pig

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28 year old Paris Hilton has added a micro piglet named Miss Piglett to her farm of 13 animals. Both Paris and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt snuggle with the pig while they watch movies. Gross or cute?

Source: Dailymail


December 30, 2009

LOL of Day is Juggalo Mosh Pit

 

What's worst than being shoved in the armpit of a hairy, old, dude at Warped Tour? The site that is the BBW Juggalo mosh mess comes close. Whoa, dodge the folds.


December 29, 2009

Obama Hawaiian Christmas 2009

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When the Obamas arrived on Oahu, Hawaii, Presidential Secret Service dressed in regular clothing was on land and boat to alert joggers on the beach and surfers in the ocean, too close to the Obama's rental, to leave. The Obamas hung out at the Marine Corps Base on Hawaii.

Source: Huffington


December 29, 2009

Lily Allen Likes to Show Off NSFW

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Lily Allen posed topless again. And now I'm wondering if her third nip is next to the second one. See Lily Allen's NSFW topless two on one nip photo.

Source: Huffington


December 29, 2009

Kendra Wilkinson Releases Baby Photo

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Henry Randall Baskett IV was born almost 10 lbs. Kendra twittered that she sleeps during the day because little Baskett is still not sleeping all night.

Source: Us Magazine


December 28, 2009

Rihanna Bathing Suit Don't

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Rihanna is back in her hometown of Barbados wearing two bathing suit bottoms.

Source: Dailymail


December 28, 2009

Ergonomics of Subway Cheese

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I was expecting a comment about the strong yeast odor left on your clothes from even stepping in to a Subway. Everyone likes to dog on Subway but you can't beat a $5 footlong.

Source: Buzzfeed


December 28, 2009

Twinky Ninja Turtle Snuggies

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Twinks in Ninja Turtle Snuggies.

Source: Buzzfeed


December 25, 2009

Happy Holidays from Paris Hilton

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Tinkerbell is still alive, but what happened to her ferret, illegal kinkajou, yorkshire, and other chihuahuas. Happy Holidays!

Source: People


December 25, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Christmas Party Knees

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If you couldn't make it to any holiday ragers this year, Lindsay Lohan took care of that for you. Check out those party bruises. Someone spent a lot of time on her knees.

Source: IDLYITW


December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas Brats

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Christmas is not all fun and games sometimes especially when you have to work. Merry Christmas!

Source: FFFFound!


December 24, 2009

Hello Holiday Sweater

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It's tacky Christmas sweater time. Tacky Christmas sweater, tacky Christmas sweater, tacky Christmas sweater and a douche singer.

Source: Us Magazine


December 24, 2009

Marilyn Manson Without Makeup

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Even without his usual cosmetic mask and white contact lens, 40 year old Marilyn Manson still wears eye-liner to hide his true age from 22 year old girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood.

Source: Dailymail


December 23, 2009

Brittany Murphy's Prescription Cocktail

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Brittany Murphy was no stranger to prescription drugs and appeared to have a drug for every emotional and physical pain.

According to the notes, the medications included Topamax (anti-seizure meds also to prevent migraines), Methylprednisolone (anti-inflammatory), Fluoxetine (depression med), Klonopin (anxiety med), Carbamazepine (treats Diabetic symptoms and is also a bipolar med), Ativan (anxiety med), Vicoprofen (pain reliever), Propranolol (hypertension, used to prevent heart attacks), Biaxin (antibiotic), Hydrocodone (pain med) and miscellaneous vitamins.

The notes say, "No alcohol containers, paraphernalia or illegal drugs were discovered."

Source: Huffington


December 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers Boring Christmas Card

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Don't get too excited with this one.

Source: Huffington


December 23, 2009

Christmas Ninja Cat is Cautious

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I are on prowl for large, plump man.


December 22, 2009

Zac Efron Has New Bitch

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Zac Efron held a furry friend in Aspen, Colorado and I'm not talking Vanessa Hudgens.

Source: People


December 22, 2009

Big Trunks in Aspen Colorado

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Mariah Carrey celebrated the holidays in Aspen, Colorado:

"She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt"

Source:People


December 22, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Bathroom Shoot NSFW

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Lindsay Lohan borrowed an outfit straight out of the human trafficking movie she was working on. For a NOTW exclusive, Lindsay wore a full body fishnet and like a true bad girl, she didn't wear anything underneath. See Lindsay Lohan's topless fishnet shots here.


December 21, 2009

Stephanie Pratt Overactive Tan & Mustache

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Did Maxim add a mustache on purpose?

Source:Huffington Post


December 21, 2009

Brittany Murphy Died Today Overdose Suspected or H1N1?

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Brittany Murphy was found unconscious in the shower and was pronounced dead early Sunday morning from cardiac arrest. TMZ has a source who is now saying that Brittany was very ill hours before going in to cardiac arrest and while no illegal drugs were found, there were lots of prescription drugs available under Brittany Murphy, husband Simon Monjack, and Brittany's mom. There was also tons of vomit around her. H1N1?

Brittany Murphy was best known for her breakthrough role in "Clueless." She was also in other well known films like "Girl, Interrupted,"8 Mile," and the voice of Luann on "King of the Hill." She was also the female vocals for Paul Oakenfold's dance hit, "Faster Kill Pussycat."

Source:IDLYITW


December 20, 2009

Odd Couple 2009 Jessica Simpson & Billy Corgan

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Jessica Simpson and lead singer Billy Corgan of "The Smashing Pumpkins" are an item who couldn't be more each others opposite. Corgan is an intelligent guy and Jessica Simpson has a Hollywood image of being ditsy. Spending more time as Billy Corcan's girlfriend, Jessica Simpson might add some depth to her Hollywood shallow persona.

Source:People


December 20, 2009

Russell Brand with a Girlie Tank Top

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Russell Brand's feminine tank top was inspired by a flock of passing birds.

Source:Dailymail


December 20, 2009

Wind Cut Right Through Sarah Jessica Parker

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Sarah Jessica Parker got caught in a gust of wind which revealed more than tousled hair.

Source:Dailymail


December 19, 2009

Sarah Palin Cuts Hawaii Vacation Short

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Sarah Palin cut her stay in Hawaii short because her attempt to go incognito on vacation didn't work. Palin thought by crossing out McCain's name on a visor with a sharpie would deter paparazzi. Instead crossing out McCain backfired and caused more attention, especially if interpreted in the wrong way. FAIL.

Source:People


December 19, 2009

Brody Jenner Back with Girlfriend Jayde Nicole

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Brody Jenner and girlfriend Jayde Nicole were caught hanging out in Hawaii during this 2009 Christmas Holidays and appeared very much back together. In the last season of "The Hills," the pair's relationship was on the rocks while Brody decided whether he wanted to date a single Kristen Cavallari. After taking a break Brody gave Jayde another chance only to call it off again on the season finale. Kristen sealed the deal to be Justin Bobby's girlfriend. We are left feeling that Brody might want to try dating a now taken Kristen Cavallari. But it looks like that won't matter anyway because Brody is still together with Jayde and what we always knew that "The Hills" is fake.

Source:JustJared


December 19, 2009

Shane Sparks Got Served with a Lawsuit

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Shane Sparks is being held on $590,000 bail. Shane Sparks was a judge on "So You Think You Can Dance" and is a judge on "America's Best Dance Crew." Sparks is the second judge from SYTYCD to be charged and Alex Da Silva was the first. Sparks is being charged with 8 counts of lewd acts begining in 1993 ranging from exposing himself to oral acts on a child that was 10 years his junior. Sparks birthday is June 25, 1969 according to Wikipedia. This puts him at around 24 years old when these alleged acts began on a possibly 14 year old.

Source: TMZ


December 18, 2009

Elin Nordegren Hires Top Lawyer for Divorce

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Tiger Wood's wife Elin Nordegren appeared in public sans wedding ring. At this point, Elin could be awarded half of Wood's billion dollar estate, hiring a top divorce lawyer who has handled proceedings for Nicole Kidman and Britney Spears.

Source:IDLYITW



December 18, 2009

Courtney Love is Dazed & Confused

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Courtney Love lost control of her daughter Frances Bean Cobain just as she posed naked for the magazine "Dazed and Confused." See Courtney Love's topless NSFW magazine shots here.

Source:Huffington


December 17, 2009

What Tiger Woods Wants Tiger Woods Gets

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It seems Tiger Woods was not shy about letting women know he wanted them:

Just days before Jessica's split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md. "Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it," a source tells Star. Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger's golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got. “Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.” Phone numbers were exchanged — email addresses too.

Source:ICBTDT


December 17, 2009

Puff Daddy Bought a Bizatch Puff Daddy

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Stewie had one and Brian had one on "Family Guy," and now Puff Daddy has one in the form of a Madame Tussand wax figure. The real Puff Daddy is...the one in the white jacket. Wrinkles don't lie.

Source:Dailymail


December 17, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Leggings Don't

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Someone tricked Lindsay Lohan to believe these runny tights were a do.

Source:Dailymail


December 16, 2009

Calvin Klein Wants Twilight Marky Marks

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Calvin Klein might resurrect the old Marky Mark boxer brief campagne from the 90's and use Twilight's Kellan Lutz. Marky Mark leaves large boxer briefs to fill.

Source:Dlisted


December 16, 2009

Vanessa Hudgens Turns 21

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Happy Birthday Vanessa. We look forward to some drunk pictures to top your leaked photos.

Source:People


December 16, 2009

Rihanna Lets Loose for GQ Cover

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Rihanna told "GQ" magazine that she wanted the world to move on with her from the Chris Brown incident. I can agree to move on from that, but I'll never forget these scandalous photos of a supposed Rihanna without her clothes.

Source:Huffington


December 15, 2009

Pink Loves These Sheer Leotards

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Pink in a blond wig with long hair looks surprisingly plastic and girlie.

Source:Dailymail


December 15, 2009

BJ Penn v. Diego Sanchez =Blood NSFW

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Diego Sanchez got served by Hawaii native BJ Penn and for a parting gift his left eyebrow readjusted.

Source:Buzzfeed


December 15, 2009

Extra Skin after Gastric Bypass

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Some things are better left to the imagination.

Source:Buzzfeed


December 14, 2009

Nicole Richie Loses Baby Weight

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...without resorting back to her previous skin and bones weight. Richie just gave birth to her second child, a baby boy named Sparrow.

Source:Dailymail


December 14, 2009

Teachers Don't Like Excuses

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Most teachers have learned the art of being a smart ass, so don't even try to out smart one... especially a math teacher.

Source:Buzzfeed


December 13, 2009

Kevin Federline Loses 85 Pounds

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Kevin Federline reportedly lost 85 pounds as a contestent on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club and not from going on tour for his hit single "Popozao."

Source:Huffington


December 13, 2009

Regretsy Alien Doll FTW

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I didn't think it was possible to make an alien look like a hot mess. Roger from "American Dad" is a good cartoon example, but this you can actually own. And as Katthleen noted, the one of a kind alien doll's head is a walnut, which makes her even more unique.

Source:Buzzfeed


December 13, 2009

No More Dirty Astericks in Your Face

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Avoiding your cuddly pet planting his behind in front of your face as he jumps off your lap is worth buying rear gear.



December 12, 2009

3 Feet Whale Blubber NOM

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Hanging out on a giant piece of whale meat is great for petting a great white shark while being protected by 3 feet of whale blubber.

Source:Buzzfeed


December 12, 2009

Not Paying for 2 Seats; You Pay

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When you are traveling this holiday season, you'll think twice about the annoying kid sitting behind you kicking your chair.

Source:Huffington


December 10, 2009

Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time

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If a fire took hold of the Macy's Christmas Day Parade, it would look like this giant burning Santa Claus that accidently caught fire in Brazil

Source:Buzzfeed


December 10, 2009

Can You See Secret Beer Fridge?

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Now you can. Sneaky.

Source:Reddit


December 10, 2009

Not Kelly Clarkson & Not Altered

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Miley Cyrus should have quit the mom shorts along with her cancelledTwitter. I thought it was chunky Kelly Clarkson at first sight.

Source:Us Magazine


December 9, 2009

Miley Cyrus Lets it Hang Out for Queen

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Teenager Miley Cyrus shook hands with the Queen of England in hher no bra party dress.

Source:Huffington


December 8, 2009

Tiger Woods is up to 10 & Counting

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Tiger Woods is a man w-hore if he was really keeping 10 girls while married. The latest woman to come forward is a 36 year old who does films, adult ones. Tiger Woods and Jon Gosslin are the next celeb BFFs.

Source:IDLYITW


December 8, 2009

"Muse" Knows Lindsay Lohan

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Art magazine "Muse" knows that Lindsay Lohan photographs best when you have a metro-eunich covering her melons...with cigarette in hand, emerging high and still alive after a comedown...with cigarette in hand, and paying homage to the bathroom toilet bowl.

Source:Huffington


December 7, 2009

Morgan Freeman has a Hand Problem

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Morgan Freeman is wearing a glove after receiving surgery to correct the damage to his shoulder, arm, and hand caused by a car accident. Rumor is that Freeman is wearing a prosthetic.

Source:Huffington


December 7, 2009

Trendy Word Tattoos

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Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, and Lily Allen all have "shhh" tattooed on their fingers. Like the trendy one liner tattoos that are supposed to be "deep" in meaning, Miley Cirus got the words "just breathe" near her heart...wow...that's so deep.

Source:People


December 7, 2009

Victoria Secret Makeup Secret

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It's a relief to hear that Victoria Secret models confess to having 20 layers of make-up to make their bums looks good.

Source:Huffington


December 5, 2009

Demi Moore & Ashton Twitter Flirting

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher share a series of lame flirty photo conversations on twitter. Old people s-e-x-ting I suppose.

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Source:Huffington


December 5, 2009

Hayden Panettiere is Just One of the Boys

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Hayden Panettiere and her 90's shoe style likes a good old fashion blue collar beer.

Source:FFFound!


December 5, 2009

Bread Shoes Soup & Salad Bowl

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You could serve soup and salad out of these.

Source:FFFound!


December 4, 2009

Tiger Woods Possible Injuries

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According to the injuries media is reporting on Tiger Wood's accident, Woods should look a little something like this.

Source:Tiger Woods


December 4, 2009

Elin Nordegren is in the Money

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The Chicago-Sun Times is reporting that Tiger Woods is adjusting his pre-nup so that instead of waiting 10 years before collecting 20 million for splitting, Elin will have a shorter time period to wait and collect more money.

Elin is reportedly getting 7 figures deposited to her account:

"A source close to Woods tells me that the links legend's spouse is being paid a hefty seven-figure amount -- immediately transferred into an account she alone controls -- to stick with her husband."

Source:IDLYITW


December 3, 2009

Tiger Woods is a Golf Play-a

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Tiger Woods' deep thoughts on the golf course wasn't about the wind direction and speed. It's hard work holding down three other women ya know. Since it's all about winning, Woods made sure to 2 up Clinton.

Source:Tiger Woods


December 3, 2009

More Ways to Incorporate Cupcakes!

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Maybe if I had taken the initiative to create a periodic table of cupcakes, I might have had a better appreciation for [aka understood] chemistry. But back then cupcakes wasn't trendy.

Source:Buzzfeed


December 3, 2009

Britney Spears is 28 Years Old; Nip is 40

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Britney celebrated her 28th birthday along with her aging nips. We all know Britney's nip also deserves it's own cake with all the attention it's been getting this year.

Source:People


December 2, 2009

Tiger Woods had Another Woman?

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It hasn't been confirmed whether he had a first one, but this Vanessa Minnillo is being spotlighted in the media for possibly participating in an extra-marital activities with Tiger Woods. Jaimee Grubbs claims that she began having relations with Woods in 2007. She is now 24. Grubbs said their affair lasted 31 months and she has text messages and voicemail to prove it.

Source:Buzzfeed


December 2, 2009

One of These Things Not Like the Other

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Oh no this will not do. Cat is drunk.

Source:Buzzfeed



December 2, 2009

The Decapitator Was Here

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Guerilla artist, The Decapitator is gaining momentum across the UK, decapitating heads with blood splatters on ads ranging from Shakira to D&G.

Source:Buzzfeed



December 1, 2009

Lady Gaga Falls 30 Seconds In

 

Lady Gaga slips on stage in 5 inch hills. It looks like she twists her ankle, but she gets up and continues her fake Thriller dance.

Source:Huffington


December 1, 2009

Meercat Orphans Find a Mom

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A toy meercat came to the rescue for a family of 5 baby meercats who lost their mom shortly after their birth. Meercat mommy will be rewarded for her good deed by becoming the next spokesperson for Dominos.

Source:Buzzfeed