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July 30, 2009

Jon Gosselin is Back at the Child Compound

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Jon and Kate are alternating custody with their 8 kids at their million dollar home in Pennsylvania. It's Jon's turn and maybe he's trying to razz Kate by wearing her hat while playing with his kids in the backyard. Somehow I don't think Kate would be okay with this. Jon even dropped his annoying Ed Hardy shirts for the day. When he puts on the Ed Hardy shirts, Jon is bachelor Jon and out to play.

When the show returns to TLC, it will be about the two parenting separately. It might be about the two dating separately. The show is taking it on a case by case basis.

source: UsMagazine


July 30, 2009

Smart Cars Dumped in Lakes and Fires

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While San Francisco citizens are being harassed by an arson(s) setting fire to random cars and port-a-potties, the UK is facing its own unique problem. Some pranksters have been dumping smart cars in the waterways. Government officials did not want news of this to spread, because of fear that dumping smart cars would become a trend.

This picture is so awkward, it looks like it's been Photoshopped.

source: Buzzfeed


July 30, 2009

How Ashton and Demi's Marriage Works

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Ashton believes his marriage to Demi Moore is solid because he married someone he admired:

"The real trick is putting yourself around people you admire. That's why I married my wife. I locked in the brightest light in the room."

In the latest issue of 'Parade' magazine, Ashton explains another secret to his marriage:

"My wife and I have an agreement in our marriage, and part of that contract is that we are going to shine our lights on each other. My relationship with Demi is so solid, thank God, and we're so communicative about the way that we're feeling, that we don't allow space to come between us. I definitely believe that if you stop working at relationships, they go away."

source: Buzzfeed


July 29, 2009

Disgusting Flip Flops Sold on Ebay

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If someone was desperate enough to buy these filty used Rainbow Sandals [which someone was because there was a winning bidder], then this economy is really in the stinker. Next from Seller...white T-shirts with yellow pit stains and used underwear.

source: Buzzfeed


July 29, 2009

Madonna's Bulging Arms Explained

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Just when you thought Madonna's freaky arms couldn't be explained. Someone else had to go there. Madonna has always been a pioneer, but there's nothing trendy about this Popeye on steroids look.

source: Buzzfeed


July 29, 2009

LoLCAT Grows Up

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Adult LoLCat is tired. Do not want to go to space. I are tired, too.

source: Buzzfeed


July 28, 2009

Fei Fei the Chinese Dog Loves His Shades

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This cute dog loves wearing his wrap around shades while delivering water to his human friends. This dog is 2Cool4school.

source: Buzzfeed


July 28, 2009

Jeopardy SNL Real Life

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John was a contestant on Jeopardy and drew his name as a dick. The only thing left to do after that is to draw a picture for your Final Jeopardy question.

source: Collegehumor


July 28, 2009

Rihanna Fashion Don't is Dwarf Hat

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I was just looking at cute hats online from the 1920's last night, and the style from that era were pin on style berets. But Rihanna's clip on hat just gets it all wrong. I tried to find something right about the hat but I couldn't stop thinking about 'The Seven Dwarfs.'

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source: Dailymail


July 27, 2009

Madonna has Popeye Arms

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Madonna's ams muscles are bulging like Popeye after he pops a can of spinach. It looks like she's injected steroids. Are those granny panties?

source: Dailymail


July 27, 2009

Ricky Berens Swimsuit Rip and Crack Slip

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Ricky Berens, Beijing Olympics Gold medal relay swimmer, had a swimsuit accident almost equivalent to a female nipple slip. Berens tore the back of his swimsuit during a World Swimming Championships in Rome:

"I kind of freaked out for just a second. I felt like [the hole] was almost down to my knees. I felt like I was putting on a pretty good show."

See Ricky Berens NSFW Butt slip and closeup here

source:Huffington


July 27, 2009

Tony Romo to Jessica Simpson: Keep Away!

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Love hurts and during a break up people can do some crazy things like posting 'Keep Away' signs or neglecting your children because you were out at the club.

Tony Romo took a page right out of the breakup book when he made sure to keep Jessica Simpson away from his house and locked out of his gated community:

"RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN....JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS."

Simpson paid $19,000 to have boxes of her items overnighted from Dallas to L.A. She twittered words of hope beyond the breakup:

"Everyone needs to know that hope floats...grab the strings and pull it back to you... Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please, Lord, give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace,"

source: US Magazine


July 27, 2009

Adrian Grenier Hairy Coin Slot

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Adrian Grenier from the series "Entourage" isn't interested in fancy waxings. He could hang out with Seth Rogan and braid each other's hairy privates.

source: IDLYITW


July 27, 2009

American Idol Contestant Dies in Hit-and-Run

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Alexis "Glitter Girl" Cohen was best known for her crazy attidude on Fox's Reality television show 'American Idol' when she flipped off Simon Cowell after he rejected her audition. Alexis was found 300 feet from her car with multiple chest, abdominal head injuries. Her death is being classified as a homicide.

source: People


July 27, 2009

Jon Gosslin & Hailey Glassman Shopping Spree

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Ed Hardy sponsored Jon Gosslin admitted to Us Magazine that there's nothing between reporter Kate Major, rather, Jon's admitted that, "My heart is always with Hailey." He also said that dating multiple women is "not me." Gosslin continued to court Glassman by taking her shopping:

"This afternoon, they went shopping at J.Crew, where Gosselin spent $423.05 on T-shirts, flip flops and boxer shorts. Major was not present.

After their shopping spree, Gosselin donated $20 to a multiple sclerosis sidewalk fundraiser."


July 26, 2009

Seth Rogan's Bush Gone Wild & Worn in Bun

 

Seth Rogan spoke with Conan O'Brien about his personal habits in his nether region:

"It's been a lifelong battle for me personally. I used to trim them and they would grow back thicker, so where I'm at now with it is I let them grow out then I put them in a bun,"

source: Huffington


July 26, 2009

Avril Lavigne Doesn't Like Your Girlfriend

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...she just wants to grind with them...

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Avril also hands out one of her rave club bracelets to her bestest friend:

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source: IDLYITW


July 26, 2009

Rihanna & Katy Perry On a Boat BFF

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Katy Perry and BFF Rihanna were both in the Upper East Side of New York last night at the Chinese Restaurant Phillipe Chow. The pair seen together on a boat was from Katy Perry's visit to Rihanna's hometown in Barbados in April. It was said that Katy was supporting Rihanna, after being involved in an altercation with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Brown recently apologized publicly on YouTube for what he did to Rihanna, although he did not outright say that he did lay his hands on Rihanna, and referred to the event in a weird, abstract way.

source: Dailymail


July 25, 2009

Millionaire Matchmaker's Husband Revealed

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The boyfriend of 'Millionaire Matchmaker' host Patti Stanger, whose name and occupation remained a mystery for a few seasons was revealed now that the pair is engaged to be married:

"Stanger, 48, tells Us Friedman -- a 51-year-old real estate executive whom she met through a matchmaker five and a half years ago -- popped the question in Maui, Hawaii, on her May 31 birthday. A black swan named Raymond delivered the 4-carat ring."


July 25, 2009

Katie Holmes Performance SYTYCD is Mediocre

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On the 100th episode of 'So You Think You Can Dance,' host Cat Deely sat with Katie Holmes for an interview that ended with a Katie Holmes broadway performance. In the interview, Holmes appeared uncomfortable and alien-like, awkwardly scratching one of her arms with her bony hands. Holmes appeared on the show to bring attention to the DizzyFeet foundation which provides dance scholarship to needy children. While her good intentions should not go unnoticed, it was hard to ignore her performance which appeared slightly better than an amateur performance at best and also appeared to be recorded before a non-studio audience with her singing recorded separately and then edited together.

source: UsMagazine


July 25, 2009

Present for Person you Dislike

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Retarded is just one of those words that should stay in the not p.c. bin.

source: Buzzfeed


July 24, 2009

YouTube Piano Cat Symphony

 

If you've ever searched for 'singing cats' on YouTube, then you would have likely stumbled across "Piano cat, which, like its title, is a cat playing the piano. Taught from a kitten to play the piano, 'Piano cat' inspires an orchestra to create an entire symphony around the cat's YouTube piano videos.


July 23, 2009

Jon Gosslin has Change of Heart with Paparazzi

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Jon Gosslin expressed numerous times on "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" how he dislikes being in the spotlight and needs a break from the media. Yet Jon appears to have a change of heart, smirking for the camera and dining for a second time with tabloid reporter Kate Major, while his ex-wife Kate Gosslin, who was thought to be a money, hungry, media, monger, has kept the lower profile.


July 23, 2009

Katie Holmes Looks Like an Emo Teenage Boy

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Katie Holmes hugs her cupcake princess Suri Cruise. Why Katie looks like an Emo teenage boy? Katie had time to paint red nail polish on Suri's nails but couldn't even wash her hair the night before.

Katie Holmes will perform tonight on the 100th episode of "So You Think You Can Dance." I can't wait to see if she can really dance! If she doesn't have perfect lines, then I don't want to watch.

source: Dailymail


July 23, 2009

Katrina Darrell still Looking for Fame

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Any takers? Should have opted for the double D's.

source: IDLYITW


July 22, 2009

Ex-Girlfriend Throws Lindsay's Clothes to Curb

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Lindsay Lohan showed up at 6 am to Samantha Ronson's house to have a chat. But if you are arriving at 6 am after Sam had partied all night, then you are just asking for trouble. Lohan got what she was after, DRAMA, when Sam obviously not wanting to get back with Lindsay, threw freckle skin's clothes on the street. Lohan was left to pick up the pieces of her still unbalanced life.


July 22, 2009

Kendra Gains Weight with Pregnancy

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Kendra is having a baby and it shows when she spent the day at the beach in a tiny pink bikini which showed off her stomach and even fuller chest. Her thighs appeared noticeably thicker and her stomach looked like a mini beer belly. Go Kendra!

source: Us


July 22, 2009

Yo, Check out our Background

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There's something about this website and the background in this photo that gets me going. Warm Fuzzies! Not so warm fuzzies is that I think I burned my tongue last night from the hot oil oozing from my Sizzler's fried chicken. But it was worth just like all the Pepsi Points my dad saved for me and clipped from boxes left outside residences so I could order my Pepsi Jeans Jacket in XXXL and never wore because of its monstrous size.


July 21, 2009

Don't Judge My Hair Aight?

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Genius websites keep popping up with great picture compilations of the ultimate Don'ts! dontjudgemyhair.com has done just that with bad hair from every era and culture. Did you ever see Gary Spivey, Psychic Medium, Healer, and albino Afro-Ken.



July 21, 2009

Jon Gosslin is Totally Smitten Like a Schoolboy

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Jon Gosslin and his 22-year-old fiance took a stroll around New York's Central Park. Jon is getting settled in his pad which is technincally no longer a bachelor pad now that he's taken and re-committed. Although Jon may want to rethink his committment to the mid-life crisis Ed Hardy apparel.

source: UsMagazine


July 21, 2009

Cutest Thing Ever is Panda Eyebrow Dog

 

This video is burning up on the cuteness meter along with the pug stroller video. The video is in Japanese but you can make out what it is saying from the context. It even has a theory on how the dog's eybrows developed, hypothesizing that the eyebrows started as color patches over both eyes on the dogs. As the dog grew, the patches moved further and further up from the dog's eyes, eventually stopping right where a dog's eyebrows would be. The grandma mama of the dog keeps chanting "Panda, Panda, Panda" at the end of the video.

source: InTouch


July 20, 2009

Recent Jon Gosslin Pictures were of Engagement

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Jon Gosslin has not taken any time to play the field after splitting from ex-wife Kate Gosslin. InTouch is reporting that Jon Gosslin has already proposed to his 22-year-old girlfriend of just two months in St. Tropez with an 180k engagement ring of a skull surrounded in four black diamonds. What in the world? Does Jon think he's a rock star now?? He's really taking this "bad boy" image thing too far. Maybe he's just trying to blow all his money before the divorce is final and the pot is split. Either way, I hope he's prepared for his new fiance Hailey to dump him in a few years.

source: InTouch


July 20, 2009

Katie Price Absurdly Large Eyelashes

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I just realized what will set apart the new millenium from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. It's ridiculous, but I think the new millenium will be remembered for absurdly large breast implants, especially on small framed women. This look has become so common now, it's like getting your braces on when you are a teenager. Oh, you haven't gotten your breast implants yet? Fake boobies will run you about $5500 these days, which is basically what I am paying for my Invisalign.

Katie Price, the former UK Glamour model and TV personality increased her breast size from a natural B to an F, thinking it would make her look better.

source: Dlisted


July 20, 2009

Lady Gaga Spends all her $$ on Kermit Jacket

 

In this interview taken in Germany, you can make out what Lady Gaga is saying in English behind the world news sounding German translation. Gaga said that she dresses in her unpredictable outfits because she thinks of herself as a piece of art and emulates art. She claims to pour all her money back in to her concerts because what is money without her life, which is also completely all about her music.


July 19, 2009

Fan Tattoos Britney's "Circus" Lyrics on Back

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Super fan? or Super lame? The fan who did this is named Inedita. If you're tattooing the chorus from 'Circus' on your back you should be required to take a course in music appreciation culminating with a procedure foreshadowed in the fan's name-a major 'edit' requiring tattoo removal.

source: BritneySpears


July 18, 2009

Three Cats, Keyboard, Moon T-Shirt

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If someone likes cats a little too much, test their dedication by buying this shirt for their birthday. If they can rock it on a first date or job interview, then you'll promise not to give them crap about liking cats.

source: Buzzfeed


July 18, 2009

Shaq and Panda Time

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Shaq had to wear a body bib to handle a Panda, and Shaq makes the Panda look like a stuff animal that you win at the circus.

source: Buzzfeed


July 18, 2009

Rihanna: Please Don't Stop the Haircuts

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Rihanna's hair keeps getting shorter and shorter and shorter. Looks like her hairstylist wants to keep her job. Next up, expensive hair extensions.

source: Dailymail


July 18, 2009

Emma Watson is a Tease

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Emma Watson is growing up and this budding blossom from "Harry Potter" will make her transition the only way she knows how. Following in the path of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton, a nipple slip from Emma Watson is due.

source: IDLYITW


July 17, 2009

Ferris Wheel Great for Hide the Snake

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Only at the carnival will you find meth addicts who are allowed to operate dangerous rides and couples who are shameless about getting it on in public.

source: Buzzfeed


July 17, 2009

It's an Animal Downstairs!

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Lady Gaga wore "Animal" from "The Muppets" in her latest cucko couture dress. What is she trying to say about her lower region?

source: Buzzfeed


July 17, 2009

Hailey Glassman Disses Kate on Facebook

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A source close to Jon Gosslin's new girlfriend Hailey Glassman, said Hailey was desperate to be famous, trying out for MTV's "The Real World" and Oxygen's "The Bad Girls Club," and Jon Gosselin was the closest path to being in the public eye. Glassman's father, who is a plastic surgeon, performed the surgery for Kate Gosselin's tummy tuck. Glassman posted the recent tabloid photo of her with Jon Gosslin on her Facebook but with Jon clearly cut out. Glassman's Facebook listed friends' comments that talked some major dirt on Kate, and Hailey did not try to defend Kate one bit:

"AS I CAN SEE SO FAR U DON'T SEEM LIKE THE GOLD DIGGEN TYPE KATE WAS!!! BEST OF LUCK!!!!

"Everyone writing negative crap leave her alone!!!! She was NOT in a relationship with Kate - Jon was!!!! She has done nothing wrong!!!!! Furthermore: you have one life and should be happy!!! Jon deserves to be happy!!! Just because he has someone new in his life does NOT mean he is going to neglect his children!!! Kate goes around touring with her bodyguards promoting her books - she has lead her life and done what she
wants - so can Jon!!!! Good luck to both of you!!!"

Hailey wrote back: "Thank you for all the support!"

Sickening Fug Face!

source: US


July 16, 2009

Diaper Wearing Pets Slippery Slope

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This is just like the Dog-Poo Trap except they really put a diaper on a llama instead of attaching a bucket behind the animal's ass. See the Dog-Poo Trap again here

source: Buzzfeed


July 16, 2009

Guess this Rotted, Decayed Leg?

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It's Michael Jackson's necrosis scarred legs caused by needle marks intravenous fluids dripping in Jacko's lower legs.

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Los Angeles Police Department is now treating Jackson's death as a homicide. It is said that a dose of Propofol was the primary cause of his death. TMZ said:

'Law enforcement sources say there is already "plenty of powerful evidence" linking Dr Conrad Murray as the person who administered the drug to 50-year-old Jackson."

source: Dailymail


July 16, 2009

Soulja Boy Kisses Himself Through the Phone

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..and shows off something else not leaving much to the 52,000 twitpic viewers' imagination. The comments on his Twitpic took the words right out of my mouth:

"luvvbirdd on July 16, 2009
You right mzdimples9008.. the skinny niggaz be the ones that got that sausage!.

chinaeyez17 on July 16, 2009
WTF? WEA DID THIS COME FROM OMGZZ... MY G'ZZZ THAT ISZ TOO BIGGG..."

source: Twitpic


July 15, 2009

Jon Gosselin Knows How to Pick 'Em

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Jon Gosselin likes to rob the cradle and new 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman is a real class act. She's a party girl which makes me wonder if old Jon can keep up. Pictures have surfaced of Hailey holding a pot pipe and completely trashed in a face plant...LITERALLY

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source: IDLYITW


July 15, 2009

Nicole Richie Shows off Second Baby Bump

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Nicole Richie, 27 carries her baby weight really well, as one of those "tiny" pregnant women who don't get super bloated and fluffy. Richie would not reveal the sex of the baby, but husband Joel Madden wants a boy. Richie's first child is a girl named Harlow. Is that a C-section scar? It seems like most celebrities don't want to deal with a natural birth and schedule C-sections. The married couple seem really happy together. I hope their marriage lasts.

source: Dailymail


July 15, 2009

Lady Gaga Still Stuck on Speedy

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Not to be caught wearing the same unique style twice, Lady Gaga wore a Mickey Mouse face mask and enough yarn to dress a family of 8 in the Congo. Even though she claims to like androgynous guys, her boyfriend Speedy rocked a skater/punk look on their date.

source: Dailymail


July 14, 2009

Lady Gaga Likes to Make Ass of Self

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Lady Gaga is officially trying too hard and taking these cocaine crystals designs too far.

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One might say she's already made an ass out of herself.

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But even that might be an understatement.

source: IDLYITW


July 14, 2009

Lily Allen is Giant Robot Panda Goes Topless

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at a nudist colony! Feast your eyes on her dis'played' out titties. This is completely topless Lily Allen wannabe P-boy bunny magazine topless, so NSFW!!

source: Fashionising


July 13, 2009

Sun Damaged and Aged Legs

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Elle Macpherson looks amazing! But like Demi Moore, you have to look up close to see that even all the money in the world can't prevent signs of aging.

source: Dailymail


July 13, 2009

Which Starlet has a Bikini Wedgie?

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The badonkadonk backside is none other than pop singer Katy Perry who tried to relax at the pool while her glittery costumes were held up at customs in Turkey.

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Perry has no problem filling out her bathing suit.

source: Dailymail


July 13, 2009

Paris Hilton is No Stranger to Law and Trannies

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The courtroom artist for Paris Hilton's "Pledge This" trial wasn't leaving out any details in the heiress face even if it meant she would look masculine. I think I see an Adams apple?

source: Mirror


July 9, 2009

Jon Gosslin with Another 22 Year Old Woman

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Look who's already moved on. Jon, I probably got married too soon and need to re-live my college years by hooking up with 22 year olds, Gosslin. The 22-year-old is none other than Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the doctor who completed Kate's tummy tuck. All I have to say is...

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??!!

source: Us


July 10, 2009

Lily Allen Third Nipple Revealed

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Lily Allen has a third nipple and her left pinky marks the spot. Even though she's talked about her third nipple in public more than a few times now, she seems reluctant to show it off with a close up. In this picture for I-D magazine, Allen made sure to cover up her third nipple with her left pinky. She also twittered:

"I'm comfortable getting them out - t*ts are t*ts."

source: NOTW



July 10, 2009

Demi Moore is Made in China

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From a 100 feet, Demi looks flawless for a 46 year old enhanced with plastic surgery.

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But up close, you can see the kinks in the botox and her wrinkled knees.

source: IDLYITW


July 10, 2009

Hippos are not Friendly Creatures

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They will kill you if you cross them in a river [according to Man v. Wild]. This Three Hippos Moon t-shirt is the next generation Three Wolf Moon t-shirt.

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What kind of individuals, you might ask, wear Three Hippos/Wolves Moon t-shirts? Why none other than Debbie Rowe, the vessel to Michael Jackson's kids.

source: Buzzfeed


July 10, 2009

Miley Cyrus Poses for Elle

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The 16 year-old Disney star looked decent with some Photoshop help. In the interview, Cyrus reveals that she's really in to high fashion. Also, her father would not allow her to cut her hair or fix her crooked teeth because that's what makes her Miley. Miley loves her teeth the way they are, too.

source: Elle


July 9, 2009

Michael Jackson had to Beat Vitiligo

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Vitiligo is a skin disorder that causes white splotches on a person's skin and all over his/her body. It's also a form of Lupus that causes a person's skin and scalp to flake. Jackson's condition according to a dermatologist who understands the disease said that Jacko's transformation is consistent with the skin disease. The cream used to treat the skin disorder causes skin lightening. It's said that Jacko was proud of his black heritage and was not trying to bleach his skin. Jacko's signature glove was a result of hiding his uneven skin color.

source: CNN


July 9, 2009

Paris Hilton & Lawyer v. "Pledge This": FIGHT!

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Investors from the 2006 film "Pledge This" are suing Paris Hilton for 8 million dollars alleging that Paris did not keep her part of the deal by adequately promoting the film. Investors said that Paris refused to take even a 10 minute interview to talk about the film:

The lawsuit seeks $8.3 million in damages, essentially to recoup the money spent to make and distribute the film.

It was filed by attorney Michael Goldberg, a court-appointed receiver for a now-defunct Miami company that was the movie's key investor.

That company was shut down as a $300 million Ponzi scheme by the Securities and Exchange Commission, with its operator now living in Brazil.

Paris's attorney Michael Weinsten said that Paris is a promotional machine and worked for 2 and a half years promoting the film. Due to her busy schedule she was not able to meet every promotional request.

source: Dailymail


July 9, 2009

Lily Allen Nipple Slip on Stage

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Lily Allen wants lots of money and with few overproduced hits, Allen slips her nips to keep a crowd. See the NSFW Lily Allen in black dress on stage puffy nipple slip:

source: Dailymail


July 6, 2009

Remember the Double Studded Punk Belts?

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Peep the jeans combo that is the latest in fashion called Bagg'ns that give the illusion of sagging your pants without having to show your underwear or coin slot. One pair of jeans is worn super high and the other XXXL jeans is worn around your mid-thigh.

source: Buzzfeed


July 6, 2009

Robert Pattinson Yay or Nay

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Robert Pattinson suit YAY!

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Jacko's childrens' future, bedazzled denim, and Robert Pattinson wet t-shirt with unsure face NAY.

source: Us Magazine


July 6, 2009

Lady Gaga Topless Shot Full Boob

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Lady Gaga posed topless for fashion focused V Magazine and seemed to love every minute of it. She said the photographer loves it when her nipples fall out and that's why she likes him. Gaga also mentioned that V is her favorite thing in the world because it stands for V Magazine and Vagina. Gaga showed off her very first nipple exposed photo. She's usually covered up in some way. Lately she has covered her nipples with black tape shaped as an X over each nipple. See Lady Gaga naked boob photo here

source: Dailymail


July 6, 2009

Mischa Barton Loads up on Poundage

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Mischa is telling the media that her recent weight gain is a result of getting her wisdom teeth removed and reacting badly to antibiotics. But many of Mischa's club friends are saying that it's a result of an unhealthy yo-yo diet. The London transplanted actress is said to have dropped from a size 12 to a size 6. Her mother is a rather large woman. The weight keeps trying to catch up to her.

source: Dailymail


July 6, 2009

Lady Gaga also Claims Virginal like Paris Hilton

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Lady Gaga didn't want to hold her latest interview with Maxim at her house because she couldn't risk sharing her privacy. Gaga said that by showing her artistic space aka "her living room," would be a crazy thing to do...like a circus...it's like the world wants her to share her cootch but she won't do it:

"My concerts are about me being very private in public, but I’m very protective. My apartment is my stage, and my bedroom is my stage—they’re just not stages you’re allowed to see. When you let a bunch of people in there, they f*** with that energy and it becomes a circus. Put it another way: Everybody wants me to show my vagina to the world all the time. And the truth is, I don’t have to."

...Only sometimes...like in the photospread accompanying the Maxim interview.

source: IDLYITW


July 6, 2009

Nicole Bobek's Face is Sooo Meth

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Former Olympian and 1995 U.S. Ice Skating champion was arrested under charges of being connected to a meth ring. 31 year old Bobek could face up to 10 years if convicted. Authorities allege that Bobek played a primary role in a meth drug ring. Bobek plead not guilty and is out on a 200k bail.

source: CNN


July 6, 200

America Got Played: Spencer on 9/11

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Spencer told Us Magazine that he was excited to be a guest on the Alex Jones radio talk show Infowars: "

"We get very passionate and excited talking about the New World Order with Alex Jones. The Fourth of July has me extra excited with the energy of our founders!

Spencer backs up Jones' belief that 9/11 was an 'inside job.'

From your research, it 100 percent is...I want to throw up."

The New World Order is a Conspiracy theory term that refers to a totalitarian or "one world" governent. The main theme behind the term is a group of individuals who work to form a central government over the world. Evidence to back up believers' claim come from recent historical events like 9/11. Christian fundamentalists concerned with the end of time and re-emergence of the Antichrist and the anti-government right were typically two groups believing in the NWO. Now the theory has grown popularity with the popular media and the far left:

Heidi added her two cents about how she feels that God was telling her that birth control was bad for her:

"I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they'd never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it's just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it."


July 6, 2009

Stroller Pug Might Be the Next Best Thing

 

I want a stroller pug with strong knees for my birthday!!

source: Buzzfeed


July 6, 2009

American Apparel Doesn't Discriminate

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American Apparel is launching a baby line for aging hipsters and set off its campaign with this photo?? Puhleese, I can make this with an old t-shirt and knots. To hide the fact that most outfits are plain t-shirts and shorts with similar styles found at "Wallgreens," we will expect ads with babies grabbing their mothers in a suggestive way, while momma is wearing a mesh unitard, no bra. It's maternal right?


July 2, 2009

Michael Jackson's Will Makes Sense

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Michael Jackson proved that some neurons were still functioning in Jacko's "reasoning" department years of drug dependence, when leaving his mother in charge of his children on his will created back in 2002. If his mother was not able to take care of the children, then Diana Ross would be the childrens' guardian.

source: Buzzfeed


July 2, 2009

Jon and Kate Ratings FAIL

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Since the notorious divorce episode where Jon and Kate confirmed their separation, America disagrees with the split and it shows with the huge drop in ratings at 77% down:

"Only 2.4 million viewers tuned in -- significantly down from June 22's much-hyped divorce announcement episode, which was watched by a record 10.6 million."

It looks like Jon and Kate's children are not the only ones losing. Jon and Kate's divorce has probably sealed the fate of the show's last season.

source: Dlisted


July 2, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Did it All For her Spray Tan

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Lindsay Lohan pimps herself out once again for money. Instead of having a birthday party and inviting her family and friends, Lohan's management team decided that a fake birthday party hosted by Lohan at the MGM's pool party "Wet Republic" was the best way to promote her new spray tan "Sevin Nyne" also her twitter name. Lindsay got $70,000 for hosting the event. Happy 32nd...oh wait...23rd birthday Lindsay Lohan.

source: IDLYITW


July 2, 2009

Eminem Photoshopped Again?

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It's Mariah Carey dressed up as Eminem hoping that Eminem might tap that again and then rap about how he hit it.

source: Dlisted


July 1, 2009

Britney Spears has New Engagement Ring

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Britney Spears loves those cheap white flip flops and her new engagement ring from fiance Jason Trawick. While the engagement hasn't been confirmed, we can verify that Britney is finally wearing a bra. I am predicting that Britney is in love with Trawick for about as long as Paris was in to Doug Reinhardt.

source: NOTW


July 1, 2009

Last Photos of Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson's estate may earn more money than Jacko did in the last decade. Photos and video shot during Jackson's final rehearsal at the Los Angeles Staples center are likely to be compiled in a "This Is It" tour dvd. Songs Jacko wrote for his children, which were not to be released before his death, will be released.

source: Dailymail