Katy Perry and Friends

Katy Perry partied it up in Barbados Rihanna and Kelly Clarkson, I believe? Maybe she'll be inducted in the tattoo "shhh..." buddy club with Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, and Lily Allen. Perry posted on her blog:

"Pop sandwhich in Barbados. we had SO so SO much fun there. Your postcards in the mail!"

Jon Needs a Break from Kate and 8

Jon Gosselin from "Jon and Kate Plus 8" was caught with another unidentified woman, leaving a club 90 minutes from his home outside of Philidelphia, drunk at 2 am., and he could barely walk. This wasn't the first time Jon was photographed with another woman. Jon claimed that the other photograph was shot with group of girl fans. What Jon had to say about the photographs:

"Like most people, I have male and female friends and I'm not going to end my friendships just because I'm on TV. However, being out...late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them."

Anyone who has watched the show knows his wife made him say it. Jon quit his computer job in 2007 to be with his family full time. The show has offered financial security for his family.

source: US

Heidi and Spencer have a Swine Time in Cabo

Heidi and Spencer always seem to be where the action is. Even the Swine flu couldn't keep the pair away from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

source: People

Lindsay Lohan in Reflections

Sucking in her stomach big time, Lindsay, wondered in Hawaii, when does her reflection show who she is inside. Her little sister Ali, along for the ride on this trip obviously missed the memo that a body like Lindsay's requires long weekends of coke, red bull and lesbian cat fights.

source: IDLYITW

Twins will Keep them Together, For Now

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's marriage is still going despite previous rumors that Broderick was having an affair. Parker choose to stand by her man throughout the onslaught of front page tabloids reporting the affair. The parents of son James Wilkie, 6 are now welcoming twin girls! [invetro-fertilization much?]. Both Parker and Broderick are overjoyed. Parker loves being a mom and feels more comfortable in that role than on-screen:

source: US

Hugh to Holly: Come Back to Mansion

Hugh Hefner 83, revealed to the "Los Angeles Confidential magazine" that he would welcome back 29 year-old Holly with open arms because she was the love of his life. Despite her recent breakup with boyfriend Criss Angel, Madison will not return to the mansion:

"I loved my time at the mansion and think the world of Hef. There comes a time in everyone's life where they need to go their own way."

Hefner also discussed his love for Jesus and longing to meet the holier than thou[surprise surprise]:

"[I'd] like to find out what [Jesus Christ] was all about. Separate the reality from mythology. Find out the roots of what has become a major religion of my time. I was raised in a good Methodist home and I had questions about organized religion, and I would love to have the answers."

source: Fox

Mary-Kate Olsen has New Look

Hippie cougar who stole a bicycle, or crazy cat lady with John Lennon shades? All worthy guesses, but this bohemian art student is none other than "don't call me normal" Mary-Kate Olsen. Her previous look, the hunchback with gigantic Balenciaga bags, is another New York minute ova!

source: People

Lindsay Lohan Not Broke or Alone

Lindsay Lohan, who is supposed to be broke and alone, was spotted in Hawaii throwing down thousands of dollars on Louis Vuitton and Gucci bags. Apparently Lohan is also talking to ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson again and may be trying to work things out...again. Ronson's status on Facebook is changed to "It's complicated." This status is usually used by couples who are on the fence about their relationship but typically make up after a week or two. Lohan said:

"I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens," she continued. "Maybe when we're fully in the right place...I love her."

I hope the pair get back together, we could all use more lesbian drama!

source: Us

Britney Spears Tampon Peek-a-Boo on Tour!

What can I say anymore? The girl does not disappoint. She has such a huge support staff on hand, someone should make vag checks mandatory for Spears before she's allowed to go out in public, especially in concert. Her vag already made an appearance on tour when she said on microphone, "My pussy is hanging out." This time it's her tampon string which is completely hanging out of her leotard. It even managed to escape through her tights. I don't blame it, really. Nasty. Also the guy in the video on the bicycle is Spears new guy toy.

source: Huffington

Lindsay Lohan Not Stressing Over Breakup

Lohan confessed to Ellen that she thought her breakup would be harder. Instead Lohan is keeping busy and focusing on her work. She insisted that her breakup had nothing to do with disloyalty because she doesn't believe in cheating. We all know, however, that she does believe in going crazy.

source: Huffington

Couples Therapy Successful for Speidi

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt officially tied the knot in Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California. Montag got the wedding of her dreams instead of a spur of the moment Mexico wedding with $8 rings. For her "swan princess" wedding, Montag wore $1.2 million in Neil Lane jewels and a custom-made, $19,000 Monique Lhuillier dress. The entire Hills cast was there including frenemy Lauren Conrad who wasn't planning to attend but had a change of heart. The wedding was recorded for "The Hills." Brody Jenner was there with his girlfriend Jayde Nicole. Looks like he didn't leave her for Audrina Patridge. I hope they photoshop out Montag's underarm discoloration when the episode airs.

source: US Magazine

Jessica Biel Stripper Movie Fail

Jessica Biel's stripping debut in "Powder Blue" will go straight to DVD despite the buzz around the movie. There were a slew of stripping pictures from the movie already circulating the internet of Biel in a thong straddling the floor and topless. But unless you go full blown stripper like Elizabeth Berkley in "Showgirls," you're just another boring Lindsay Lohan in "I Know Who Killed Me." FAIL

In case you missed her stripper pictures from "Powder Blue," check out Jessica Biel's topless NSFW stripper moves here

source: NY Post

"Lost" Actor Faces Sexual Harassment Claim

A female ex-employee of the TV show "Lost" is suing ABC and the actor Henry Ian Cusick who plays Desmond Hume on the show. The woman, who worked for the show since 1997, reported that Cusick fondled her buttocks and breasts. He also kissed her on the lips in October 2007. When the woman reported the incident, she was told to avoid the actor and 12 days later, she was fired in retaliation for her report.

source: Huffington

Jerry Seinfeld Repping Ellis Island Yo

Jerry Seinfeld's grandfather Simon Seinfeld is receiving an honorary family heritage award from the Statue of Liberty-Ellis Island Foundation. Simon Seinfeld was 15 when he arrived at Ellis Island as an immigrant from Ukraine. He made his way to a relative's place in Manhattan's Lower East Side, a location known for Jewish immigrants living in crowded tenements. Jerry's 100 year old aunt, who arrived on the island as a baby, and his 94 year-old mom will attend the event. Jerry was surprised to recall this piece of history:

"To me, these are scenes from 'Godfather II. They didn't really come over on these boats and go to the Lower East Side of Manhattan. It almost seems like a cliche. It's theatrical imagery. You forget this really happened."

I'm surprised about his mom and aunt's age. Talk about amazing genes, which means America could get another 50 years of comedy from Jerry Seinfeld. Anyone for a new production of "Seinfeld-the Golden Years?" It will be a mash-up of "Seinfeld" and "The Golden Girls."

source: Huffington Post

Miss Universe is Wearing Amy Winehouse

Miss Universe contestant Stephanie Naumoska from Australia might want to reconsider a job as a ambassador for the world. Recent pictures of her in a bathing suit have sparked controversy over her weight. At the young age of 19, where most girls still have some baby fat, the 5 ft. 11 beauty queen is a tiny 108 lbs. Naumoska looks so emaciated that even doctors are saying she looks malnourished.

I don't know how anyone can deny they're anorexic after a picture this revealing. Remember when Nicole Ritchie looked rail thin and denied anorexia only to confirm it later? See also Mary Kate Olsen.

This is what happens when you don't eat. Your body looks can look like recovering meth addict Amy Winehouse. So while your face might still be in tact because you haven't picked at it uncontrollably, your hair will undoubtably fall out and your crown rescinded once the Miss Universe board find out that you are also bulimic.

source: Star

Tori Spelling is Anorexic

The star claims that while her diet has changed drastically since the birth of her two kids, she does not have an eating disorder. Yet the author of "Stori Telling" and "Mommywood" says that her meals can consist of the scraps of food from her children. This can mean as little as a piece of hot dog, a broccoli floret, and single french fry. Her calorie intake is barely over 100 a day. Tori is down to 95 lbs and size 00.

source: Star

Rihanna Asks for Bling Back

A pair of earrings and three rings were confiscated as evidence from the night Rihanna was allegedly beaten by Chris Brown. Rihanna wants these items back from the LAPD and it's worth it. We're not talking about $2.80 earrings from Forever 21 or $9.60 rings from H&M. The value of her booty is worth $1.4 million. The filing of her jewelry is described as "yellow metal" and "white stones." Photographs of the items would satisfy their return without delay.

source: Huffington Post

Who's Who in Derelect Rooms

Travis McCoy from "Gym Class Heroes" hung out in Detroit "Rock City" with Lil Wayne and Kid Rock. The trio smoked a lot of you know what and partied with obligatory red cups. Now you know why they call Lil Wayne 'Lil'. Welcome to the good life, right?

source: Traviesblog

Cannes 2009 Palm D'Or

These films will be competing for the Palm D'Or [the top prize] at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival this year:

A l'Origine (In the Beginning)
Director: Xavier Giannoli
Country: France

Antichrist
Director: Lars von Trier
Starring: Willem Dafoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg
Country: Denmark

Bright Star
Director: Jane Campion
Starring: Ben Whishaw, Abbie Cornish
Country: New Zealand

Bak-Jwi (Thirst)
Director: Park Chan-wook
Country: South Korea

Das Weisse Band (The White Ribbon)
Director: Michael Haneke
Country: Germany

Fish Tank
Director: Andrea Arnold
Starring: Michael Fassbender
Country: UK

Inglourious Basterds
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Brad Pitt, Mike Myers, Diane Kruger
Country: US

Kinatay
Director: Brillante Mendoza
Country: Philippines

Les Herbes Folles (Wild Grasses)
Director: Alain Resnais
Country: France

Looking for Eric
Director: Ken Loach
Starring: Eric Cantona
Country: UK

Los Abrozos Rozos (Broken Embraces)
Director: Pedro Almodovar
Starring: Penelope Cruz
Country: Spain

Map of the Sounds of Tokyo
Director: Isabel Coixet
Starring: Rinko Kikuchi
Country: Spain

Soudain le Vide (Enter the Void)
Director: Gaspar Noe
Country: France

Spring Fever
Director: Lou Ye
Country: China

Taking Woodstock
Director: Ang Lee
Starring: Liev Schreiber, Demetri Martin, Paul Dano
Country: Taiwan-US

The Time That Remains
Director: Elia Suleiman
Country: Palestinian territories

Un Prophete (A Prophet)
Director: Jacques Audiard
Country: France

Vengeance
Director: Johnnie To
Starring: Johnny Hallyday
Country: Hong Kong

Vincere (To Conquer)
Director: Marco Bellocchio
Starring: Giovanna Mezzogiorno
Country: Italy

Visages (Face)
Director: Tsai Ming-liang
Starring: Jeanne Moreau, Mathieu Almaric, Fanny Ardant
Country: Malaysia

Will Ferrell Drinks own Urine on Man v. Wild

Will Ferrell and Bear Grylls join forces for an ice mountain glacier adventure. Ferrell said he was so excited to have a once in a lifetime opportunity to hang with Bear. The only part he regretted was getting urine-drunk:

"To be able to participate in an episode of Man vs. Wild was a thrill of a lifetime, even though I did get urine-drunk which is sad."

Bear said about Ferrell:

"Will did an amazing job in sub-zero, very unforgiving conditions. He trusted me when it mattered and we survived. And he has definitely had an adventure! He should be very proud of how he performed."

source: Us Magazine

Lady Gaga Fashion Don't

Lady Gaga's outfit is a Willy Wonka wet dream come true. I couldn't even comprehend what is going on in the mind of Gaga except guess that this the, "I did cocaine and magic mushrooms last night" inspirational look.

source: dlisted

Lindsay Lohan Emerges from Swamp, Insecure

It's new life for Lindsay Lohan. She's back on the street working the crowd, hair tousled, boobs hanging out of her dress, and looking like she came straight from the Louisiana's finest swamp. Lohan hopes to reel in a man these days.

Katy "Kitty Purry" Perry is a Kitten Killer

Katy Perry wrote in her blog that she spent Easter with her family on a Perry vacation to Memphis:

"today was a wonderful wonderful easter. I got to spend it with my family who flew all the way to Memphis to have Easter together with Elvis. Here’s a picture of me in Elvis’s living room @ Graceland. If you ever go to Memphis you haveeee to see Graceland… Hope your Easter was full of fun… lover you bunnies."

Oh yeah, and she killed a kitten. Perry described the double hit and run in grizzly detail, titled "=[ and fmylife]::

"Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn’t a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

How Justin Timberlake Professes His Love

Justin Timberlake's second love to golf is Jessica Biel. He is overcome with an urge to mount her.

A jumbotron at a sports event caught his lap dance on the big screen. The crowd watches in excitement.

Timberlake's eyes roll back in ecstasy when Jessica Biel plants a kiss to his cheek. It's a hole in one for Timberlake.

source: Huffington Post

Sir Richard Branson & Nude Denni Parkinson

Billionaire Sir Richard Branson kitesurfed with naked model Denni Parkinson piggy backing on his back. The model is the photographer's girlfriend who looks like a big naked baby clinging to his back. View the NSFW Branson's day out with naked model chick

Lauren Conrad Drabby Collection at Kohls

Not to be confused with her "exclusive" Lauren Conrad collection, sold only at select boutiques. Her Kohls collection called LC Lauren Conrad will be a more affordable collection. Instead of her outfits that look like stretched out t-shirts and almost always marked down from $150 to half its amount, her Kohls line will sell between $20-60 and may expand to include shoes, jewelry, handbags, intimates and sleepwear.

Lauren doesn't want to admit that the real reason she is expanding is about money and spins it to be about her fans:

"It was just kind of a battle I had because I wanted to do a higher-end line -- I wanted to do a contemporary line -- but I was also very aware that the reason I was able to do it at such a young age was because of fans that have supported the show and have supported me. So this was my way of being able to still do what I love and work with a great company and also make it accessible to the fans that made it possible in the first place."

She also claims to have grown up shopping at Kohls. Lies!!:

"My family has always shopped at Kohl's, so I've always known about them and I think that they do a really great job. I like having more of an eclectic style where you mix high ends and more affordable pieces. It's great to be able to go to a store like Kohl's and get really good classic pieces and mix them into your wardrobe."

Ohh, so you mean after you've spent all your money on Louboutins?

source: US Magazine

Morrissey Recalls Smell of Burning Flesh

Not one to mince words, Morrissey voiced his disgust over the smell of meat in the air from the barbeques at the Coachella music festival. He said to his crowd: "I smell burning flesh, and I hope to God it's human." Some concert attendees thought that Morrissey's reaction hurt his performance and were disappointed with his set. "[He] totally choked up and gagged on his way through Some Girls and left the stage only to come back and gag some more". Others defended his view:

"I know a lot of people think he's being precious about the smell of burning flesh, but I wholeheartedly agree with Morrissey; it's hard to be joyous and uplifting when you're confronted with something that you find so offensive."

Also don't expect a comeback tour anytime soon. Morrissey doesn't like to be stuck in the past:

"People always ask me about reunions and I can't imagine why. It baffles me."

source: BBC