Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Had Sex

But not before Jackson was accused of molesting children and then buying their parents expensive jewelry and settling out of court:

"Michael Jackson's personal maid dashed into his bedroom in the superstar's mock-Tudor mansion at Neverland, his ranch-cum-children's fairground, and frantically snatched up the sheets, pillows, bedspreads, towels and dirty clothes  -  anything that might implicate him.

Then she loaded all his make-up, eyeliner, lipstick, creams and gels into a box. 'My job was to hide all the bottles of women's perfumes. Michael only used female fragrances, not male, and I guess someone thought that might look bad.'

This was the night in 1993 when it emerged that Jackson, a global icon, was under investigation for the sexual abuse of 12-year-old Jordie Chandler.

The police, armed with a search warrant, were on their way to look for evidence. Everything vaguely suspect was to be taken off the property. 'We couldn't get the stuff out fast enough,' the maid recalled.

As stacks of magazines and pictures were thrown into crates, one of the staff held up a photograph and asked: 'Is that Macaulay Culkin in his underwear?' It was."

Lots of it. According to Lisa Marie, Jackson was a freak in bed. The two liked to role-play a lot:

"Throughout the time of his obsession with Jordie Chandler, Jackson dated Lisa intermittently. After he was accused of abusing the boy, he sought her support in long, anguished phone calls.

'Yes, I started falling for him,' she explained. 'I wanted to help him, and I felt that I could.'

As he spiralled into drug addiction, she stood by him.

During one of their phone calls, he wanted to know how she would respond if he asked her to marry him. It could have been a joke but, without missing a beat, she replied: 'I would do it.'

A silence followed until Michael said: 'Hold on, I have to use the bathroom.' When he came back on the line, he acted as if everything was settled. Lisa was his fiance.

'My love for you is real,' he told her. 'Please believe me.'

At Neverland, the two walked hand in hand and then kissed at the top of the Ferris wheel.

She slept with him in his bedroom. For Michael, it was the first time he had experienced such chemistry with a woman, or with anyone.

He seemed unable to contain his laughter. 'I've never known a person like her,' he said.

He and Lisa appear to have had an intense and active sex life. She told a friend that he was 'hot stuff in bed' and 'amazing'  -  and she should know, the friend added, because 'she's been around'."

Ultimately, Presley couldn't handle Michael Jackson's need to be like Peter Pan:

"He was 'like a young boy, angry at the world', one of her friends noted, and his self-pity became a strain on the relationship.

'She had no patience at all with the lost childhood routine. "Who hasn't had a miserable childhood?" she would say.'

His moods and habits became infuriating. She clocked up the hours her husband spent in the bathroom, applying and removing cosmetics.

Throughout their marriage, she never saw him without his make-up. When they slept together, in the morning she'd find his pillow smeared with it.

'Lisa would try to surprise him by waking early and tapping him on the shoulder,' a friend recalled.

'He would shriek "No, don't look!" and scamper to the bathroom.'

Other aspects of his behaviour alarmed her. She did not believe that he was a paedophile, but it concerned her that he had not learned his lesson from the Jordie Chandler affair and still chose to spend time with young boys.

She squirmed as she sat beside him during a television interview, when he was adamant he was going to continue having boys come to his home for sleepovers.

It was after this that things started going bad. One of Lisa's friends said: 'The great sex continued but when they weren't in bed making love, they were fighting. Lisa started to wonder if she'd made a mistake in choosing him as a life partner.'"

source: Dailymail

Lady Gaga with Pancake on Head

At a loss for inspiration, Lady Gaga had to look to the net-famous bunny with pancake on head photo. The bunny with pancake on head was an internet phenomen based on a rabbit named Oolong [after the Chinese tea] who was raised to balance objects on his head:

Oolong was a well known Internet phenomenon, through a large number of photographs posted by Akutagawa on his website. The site featured "photo journeys" of the domestic rabbit traveling with his master through the house, yard, and other locations. The website became known to a wider audience when it was covered in 2001 by Syberpunk, a site which focuses on odd things in Japanese culture.[1]

Oolong attracted attention because Akutagawa had trained the rabbit to balance objects on his head, an art called "Head Performance" by his owner.[2] The first object balanced on Oolong's head was a 35mm film canister on 25 May 1999.[3] Soon, Akutagawa had the rabbit balance a variety of things on his head, including tea cups, bread, fruit, pancakes (actually dorayaki), and even a rabbit skull.

source: Dailymail
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Britney Spears Has a Permanent Droopy Booby

Does your boob hang low? Does it wobble two and fro...Jason Trawick, Britney's supposed fiance is and manager boyfriend is in the background.

source: Dailymail

Debbie Doesn't Want Jackson's Kids

Debbie Rowe, who gave birth to two of Michael Jackson's eldest kids, spoke to News of the World about how she will not take custody of Jackson's kids even after his death:

"Michael was divorced, lonely and wanted children. I was the one who said to him, 'I will have your babies'.

I offered him my womb - it was a gift. It was something I did to keep him happy.

I got paid for it, and I've moved on. I know I will never see my children again."

Debbie wanted to clear up some rumors:

"JACKSON never had sex with her throughout their marriage and parenthood;

SHE offered to have babies for him after he told her that his first wife Lisa Marie Presley had refused to bear him any;

THE star arranged for a sham marriage to make them appear like a family;

HE cruelly ditched her when the painful second birth left her "all torn up inside" and unable to give him any more kids."

She is also very technical about the pregnancy:

"I went to the 'office', which is what we called the medical clinic. They impregnated me. It's just like I impregnate my mares for breeding. It was very technical.

Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred."

Debbie might have more feelings for the children, but it seems like Michael Jackson did not give her a reason to be:

"He wanted to pretend that we were a family. But we never lived together as a couple. We never had sex. He was on the road, doing his thing.

He never wanted to live with me. That's why he bought me a house. There was always 'my house' and 'his house', never 'our house'.

We would jump in bed together and read magazines and watch movies, with all the animals around us before the kids were involved. We used to hang out with each other.

But that was his life. That's Michael. That was what it was like.

The delivery was so hard. My insides were all torn up and I was barren. When he knew I couldn't have any more babies he didn't want anything to do with me.

Debbie was given a home in Beverly Hills and reportedly given about 8 million over nine years as a payoff, in return for giving up all custodial rights:

"I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."

Squirrels Have Jumbo Nuts

I don't care how funny it is to put an asian dude in a fuzzy animal costume, but this outfit is genuinely cruel no matter how you look at it. The only reasonable use for this outfit I would see is if you fall asleep drunk with your shoes on, then you'll wake up as a squirrel with giant balls.

source: Buzzfeed

Lindsay Lohan Rides the Michael Jackson Wave

Lindsay Lohan paid tribute to Michael Jackson with an underwear shot posted to her Twitter account. Lohan probably practiced this pose like 30 times last night in front of the mirror alternating between Michael Jackson singles from "Bad" and Eminem. Lohan also commented on her Tweeted photo, "MJ was playing when this was taken, I'm not that much of narcissist." Attention whore!

source: IDLYITW

Michael Jackson's Strive for Perfection Killed

Michael Jackson reinvented his appearance, music, and music videos year after year, but the stress of upholding his King of Pop crown may have proved too much for him. Jackson suffered from anorexia, anxiety, and stress, and he took a potent mixture of prescription drugs cocktail to treat these. Jackson took Demerol, Dilaudid, and Vicodin, each one alone could be potentially fatal. He also took, "muscle relaxant Soma, a sedative called Xanax and anti-depressant Zoloft. He also took Paxil for anxiety and heartburn pill Prilosec."

Jackson's Nanny revealed just how bad Jackson's drug situation was :

"I had to pump his stomach many times. He always mixed so much of it [drugs]."

Jackson also had poor financial management:

"Michael had no idea about money [citing a $1 million offer he received to appear in Japan] By the time everyone took their share he ended up with $200,000."

source: Star
People

Lily Allen Goes Purple at Glastonbury

Lily Allen sang at the Glastonbury Music Festival in Somerset, England and even managed to pay tribute to the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

source:People

Jon Gosselin Needs Help

A fancy car, money in the bank, and his pick of mediocre young women, Jon may never fully recover from the fact that he's messed up the lives of his 8 children for good and he knows it. Even taking off his wedding ring, doesn't seem to help Jon's feelings. St. Johns Wort should hire him for an anti-depressant commercial, quick!

source:Us Magazine

Michael Jackson's Baby Mama

Can you believe she bore Michael Jackson's 2 kids Prince Michael, 12, and Paris, 11?? Debbie Rowe met Michael Jackson at a dermatologist's office where Jackson was a patient and Debbie worked as the nurse. Rowe wed Jackson in 1996. The couple divorced in 1999 and Debbie gave up custody rights to the kids during the divorce battle, stating that 'Michael Jackson was a good father.'

Michael Jackson was such a dynamic individual. I completely ignored this chunk of his life or maybe I just didn't want to believe that he wasn't gay. This piece of his life always seemed like a blur culminating to that South Park episode with Jackson's son "Blanket" who has to wear a mask.

source:Us Magazine

Elephant Pandamonium in Bangkok

To bring more attention to their elephant exhibit, Bangkok zookeepers looked to their popular Panda exhibit for a solution. The elephants were dressed to look like Pandas. If that is white paint on the elephants, then I'm calling PETA.

source:buzzfeed

Stuff Your I.T. Guy Reads

The ultimate Internet lifestyle magazine if it existed for this brave new world.

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Would You Hit This?

I would hit it: "The Pizza Party"-A DiGiorno pizza on top of a Jack’s pizza topped with Totino’s pizza rolls.

source: thisiswhyyourefat

Death Becomes Two Celebrity Icons

Farrah Fawcett dead age 62.
Michael Jackson dead age 50.

While Fawcett battled anal cancer for weeks, her death was overshadowed by the 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson's unexpected death from heart failure. It was unknown that he suffered from health problems, but everyone did seem to question his mental health and what number nose job he was on. It shouldn't come as any surprise, though, that Michael like many other celebrities probably used prescription drugs regularly. The Michael Jackson name will live on forever through his songs, choreagraphy, and his 3 kids named: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

source: IDLYITW

Alice in Wonderland with Burton Mask

Johnny Depp is The Mad Hatter, who will star alongside his "Sweeny Todd" co-star Helena Bonham Carter who is acting as The Red Queen, and Anne Hathaway as The White Queen in the 2010 re-make of Alice in Wonderland another Tim Burton creation.

source: IMDB
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Katy Perry Chomps Pizza in a Tub

Katy Perry has Twitter fever and the flu. Katy posted a chain of tweets obsessing about food, culminating to a photo of herself naked in the tub and covered up with a tray of room service pizza:

• Finally, I conclude that side effects of the flu include tweeting like a crazy person. 2morrow I'll be healed, whole. Night twats (twitters)about 7 hours ago from txt
• to my milan fans, so sorry the flu hit me here in ur beautiful city. I'll make it up to u, promise. Looking for reschedule date now.about 9 hours ago from txt
• ...I almost forgot... that damn crunch wrap supreme @ taco bell. okay that's all for now.about 15 hours ago from web
• http://twitpic.com/8a6vm - future me.about 15 hours ago from TwitPic
• endive salad @ Le Petite Four curry chick salad @ urth cafe my beloved double double @ INnOut. Don't hate on Jack's Spicy Chicken sandwich!about 15 hours ago from web
• few of my fav things: BBQ chick chop @ CPK Chinese chick salad @ chinchins Rock shrimp & yellow tail sashimi @ Nobu Crispy beef @ mr.chow'sabout 15 hours ago from web
• why is it that after not eating for 3 days all i can think of is food... food is smiling at me... lurring me with sexual seduction.about 16 hours ago from web
• and upon hearing that pinkberry created new flavors I grew wings and escorted myself over to it's nearest station for the official tasting.about 16 hours ago from web
• ...ready to sing I Kissed a Girl for the 100,000x with a fuckin GRIN. Lez do this... I should shower now. bye.about 16 hours ago from txt
• http://twitpic.com/8a59q - I'm gonna live bitches! A big F U goes out to the flu. U may have taken me down for a couple days but I'm bac ...about 16 hours ago from TwitPic

source: Twitter

Lady Gaga with a New Twist on Cones

Lady Gaga performed in front of the crowd at Toronto's MuchoMusic Festival not expecting that her BFF Perez Hilton would later be involved in a club scuffle.

source: Dailymail

Perez Hilton is Not Happy

Perez Hilton the self-proclaimed "Gossip Queen" is filing assault charges against the Black Eyed Peas manager Polo Molina for allegedly punching him in the eye. Perez created an 11 minute video statement on his site, detailing the incident and how he was jumped by the BEP manager. The video has already generated almost 800,000 views. Perez said that he was approached multiple times by Fergie during the weekend of the MuchoMusic Video Awards show in Toronto asking, "Why he has a problem with her." Perez responded that 'he just didn't like the [Boom Boom Pow] song.' Will.i.am approached Perez and told him 'never to mention his band on his site again.' Perez replied by calling Will.i.am a "faggot" and that's when Perez was punched.

Will.i.am made a counter video on his Twitter saying that he did not punch Perez. Perez admitted to calling Will.i.am a 'faggot' and many LGBT [lesbian, gay, bi, transgender] groups across the country are criticizing Perez for that statement.

Perez posted a new statement about the incident tonight:

A New Statement from Perez Hilton

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Sad Sad

source: Bizzaremag

The Beckham's Marital Success

Happy Father's Day to all the papas out there. Fabulous magazine examined Victoria and David Beckham's mariage to discover what rules have kept their 10 year marriage successful:

1 GIVE EACH OTHER SPACE - ACRES OF IT!
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, especially when living on different continents. While Goldenballs is playing football in Italy, Victoria keeps herself busy juggling family life and her fashion career in the States. "We appreciate the time we spend together and we spend hours on the phone when we're apart," she admits. And, let's face it, she doesn't have to contend with his dirty kit on the floor.
Susan says: "Separate interests keep their love fresh and alive. They make the most of, and live for, the time they spend together."

2 FORGIVE AND FORGET
The downside of being a sex symbol is that temptation's never far away. And David's downfall came in 2004 in the form of Rebecca Loos, 32. When he joined Real Madrid, it wasn't long before we discovered David, 34, had been playing away. Victoria, 35, has since admitted: "It was a really tough time. We got through it together. No one said marriage was going to be easy. Yes, there have been bumps along the road, but we've come out stronger and happier."
Susan says: "The Beckhams were obviously able to talk through their problems, learnt to understand one another, and then put it behind them."

3 FAMILY COMES FIRST
In a bid to enhance the world's gene pool, the Beckhams have produced a hat-trick of gorgeous sons: Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, six, and break-dancing Cruz, four. His birth nine months after the Loos incident prompted rumours he was a 'band-aid baby.' If he was, he certainly did the trick, as the couple are closer than ever. Victoria doesn't seem keen for a football team though, recently dismissing reports they were trying for number four by complaining: "There's enough testosterone in our house at the moment."
Susan says: "When you're in a loving marriage and know you can weather any storm, having a child can bring you even closer, provide a focus for your love and give you a shared job to do."

4 BE EACH OTHER'S CHEERLEADER
Their biggest fans? Each other. "I idolise him," says Victoria, who's moved home many times to keep the family together. In return, David, who exists "only for Victoria", threw himself into LA's celeb scene to help his wife find her feet with A-listers TomKat and Will and Jada Smith.
Susan says: "Victoria's made many sacrifices, but both have genuinely admired and supported the other. Be proud of what your partner does - and tell them so."

5 DRESS FOR MARRIAGE SUCCESS
Ten years down the line in a marriage and, for some, dressing up for their partner means changing their socks. Not the Beckhams. These two ensure their glamour dial is always cranked up to 11 on nights out. Sure, there's always the chance of being snapped by a pap, but you get the impression that these two would do the dishes in diamanté - had the housekeeper not got there first. Susan says: "It's a sign of disrespect to your partner to let yourself go. By taking care of themselves, David and Victoria help keep the lust alive."

6 WHEN TWO BECOME ONE
There have been times when we've struggled to tell the Beckhams apart. Who could forget the matching leathers or floppy blonde hair? But apparently their penchant for copycat behaviour is a sure-fire sign of a successful relationship. Posh in boyfriend jeans, we can handle. But perhaps Becks should have drawn the line at wearing her thongs
Susan says: "While individuality is important, their 'matching' styles, and the overlap between them, shows the world they have a rock-solid partnership - they think, feel and act the same."

7 ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
Victoria and David travel thousands of miles to spend one night together. In February, they had a romantic love-in which saw David jet from Milan to London while his wife flew in from LA. They also lavish each other with expensive gifts - a £1.2million necklace for her, a £300,000 car for him. Wow.
Susan says: "They're constantly declaring their love. Just saying: 'I love you' every day goes a long way in keeping romance alive."

8 THE IN-LAWS ARE NOT THE ENEMY
Yes, we know the out-laws are so-called for a reason, but if the Beckhams are anything to go by, the secret of a happy relationship is a happy family. With their hectic schedules, David and Victoria would be lost without Sandra and Jackie, their respective mothers-in-law, who regularly travel with the family, acting as babysitters and allowing the couple to spend precious time alone.
Susan says: "The Beckhams know the importance of making their mums feel involved and valued. They give the family stability and are a vital source of support."

9 NEVER AIR YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY IN PUBLIC
Behind the scenes, Posh and Becks have had their fair share of humdinger rows. She once admitted punching him in the face amid rumours he'd cheated in the early days of their relationship, and he recently joked that she gave him a hard time for moving to Milan. But unlike other celebrity couples - think Jordan and Peter - they're careful never to argue or criticise each other in public. And while Posh rarely smiles, they always look besotted with each other - regardless of what problems they're having behind closed doors.
Susan says: "David and Victoria have such a public profile that even the slightest hint of tension would quickly come back to haunt them. They never criticise or bad-mouth each other, and if anything negative happens, they close ranks."

10 SPICE UP YOUR (SEX) LIFE
Women everywhere were green with envy when Victoria said of David: "He does have a huge one. It's like a tractor exhaust pipe!" No wonder then that Posh is regularly seen scouring LA's sex shops and stocking up on red-hot goodies. And David often buys sexy underwear for his missus. High-flying careers, three gorgeous kids and a great sex life. Sick bucket, anyone?
Susan says: "Love thrives on physical passion. Shared pleasure and sex binds them together and helps them get through stressful times."