Beyonce Shows Off Another Fashion Don't

Beyonce is very hit or miss on style, but most often she is a miss! Here's another one of Beyonce's wacky ensembles. Those shoes speak for themselves as being uber tacky. Then she had to go and pair it with that handbag...did an oyster just explosive diarrhea all over that?

source: dailymail

Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner Still Together

In the most recent episodes of "The Hills," Brody Jenner cheated on his girlfriend Playmate of the year 2008, 23 year-old, Jayde Nicole with long time friend Audrina Patridge. It seemed to be the end of Jayde Nicole and the start of "Brodrina." But there will be no such thing because Brody really cares about his girlfriend Jayde. Both Brody's Myspace and Jayde's Myspace profiles have one another in their number one spot for their top friends. Jayde's Myspace also has her still listed as "In a Relationship."

Jayde was rightfully upset with what happened, and told Brody, "How would you feel if I went on a Girls only trip to Hawaii and then hooked up with someone there?" Brody told his good friend Lauren Conrad that being with Jayde is the only time he's ever felt in love. Audrina tried to show up to events with Jayde and Brody but left immediately after Jayde confronted her about what happened. Brody stood by Jayde. Audrina could sense that she was not welcomed. Be gone, ceiling eyes!

Lindsay Lohan Living in the Past

It's too bad that Lindsay Lohan's prime years for both acting and music were as a teenager.
All she can do these days is spend her days trying to resurrect the past through blogging on Myspace, hanging out with her teenage sister, and by listening to Eminem:

Sunday, May 03, 2009 

from lindsay and aliana lohan Category: Music it's all about..... ghostland observatory-sad sad city (off the Blue & Cream mix gifted from Jeff Goldstein) the script @ glastonbury in uk eminem- we made you & 3am (i just, i'm speechless-3am video is just, wow-blair witch meets girl interrupted meets... ummm hi-can i get your number? lol) lady gaga and my boy wale- chillin' also- my favorite eminem/dre dre track.... "forgot about dre" all my love... til soon miss ya :) LL&ATL

Amy Winehouse was Kung Fu Fighting

Amy is still in St. Lucia. Her new mission in life? To serve and protect her new man, a shell seller from St. Lucia, Anton Moses.

source: dailymail

Jon and Kate Plus 8 Plus 23 Year Old Teacher

Jon is not convincing anyone here with his "good boy" image. It seems there's more to the pictures that keep popping up of Jon with a mystery woman he claims is only a "college friend." What makes it even more hard to believe is that the mystery woman is 23 year old Deanna Hummel [hardly a college buddy to the 31 year old father, which would make it an 8 year age difference.] Hummel's brother Jason said that Jon was with Deanna during the three months that his wife was travelling. The two were locked up in Deanna's room like teenagers:

"A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."

Jason only wants to help his sister:

"She's a nice girl, not a homewrecker. He is a bad liar. This isn't healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air."

Us Weekly now has video footage of the father of eight leaving out a back door of the home of the the 23 year old female teacher.

source: Us

Megan Fox Has an 18-inch Waist?

Megan Fox plays a man eating vice girl in a new movie "Jonah Hex" in New Orleans. Megan's waist is normally 22 inches but was corsetted to an even tinier 18 inch waist. The movie sounds like a straight to DVD:

"Described as a Western with a twist, the film will recount the trials and tribulations of scarred anti-hero Jonah Hex, who tracks a voodoo practitioner attempting to liberate the south with an army of the undead."

source: dailymail

Lauren Conrad Plays Self on Family Guy

Lauren Conrad played herself as her character on "The Hills" on "Family Guy." The best thing about this episode is that Seth McFarlane had her play the new girlfriend to Brian Griffin [the dog on Family Guy]. Brian realizes that he doesn't want to be with Conrad because she proves to be more intelligent than he is but more so that he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend. When Brian tries to profess his love to his ex-girlfriend who is getting married, Brian ends up being rejected. At the end of the episode Stewie asks Brian if he'll go back to Conrad, but Brian says that she probably won't take him back. The screenshot then cuts to another shot of Lauren rubbing her ass on the ground like a dog with her legs/"hindlegs" up implying that Brian gave her worms.

source: US Magazine

Latest in Lady Gaga Land

Lady Gaga stepped out with a brand new outfit to her name. Topped with her now signature minnie mouse hair bow, Gaga seems to be over her pants-less days, now opting to show off her breasts by wearing sheer fabrics, yet still keeping her nipples covered up in tape, paint, or pasties.

source: dailymail

Topless Kate Moss Has Let Herself Go

The former supermodel Kate Moss took a break from designing for the Topshop clothing line to sunbathe on a yacht in the Mediterranean. Kate was invited by Topshop boss Sir Phillip and his wife. Moss laid out topless with Sir Phillip's wife and was unrecognizable showing off a noticeably fuller stomach. See NSFW topless and pudgy Kate Moss

source: dailymail

Lily Allen has Photoshopped Herself Together

Lily Allen can pull herself together from hard nights of partying to look like this because she's still young [ just turning 24 this past weekend] and those glasses are hiding half of her face [why older women rock those over-sized shades.] Some Photoshop to lengthen her thighs [since we all know she's bottom heavy] doesn't hurt either. Allen will be the new face of Karl Lagerfeld's Chanel handbags.

Chris Brown is History to Rihanna

24-year-old Negus Sealy is helping Rihanna to forget about ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Who is this mystery man who is helping Ri Ri forget about a very bad thing?:

"Negus was a shoulder to cry on. He's a really smart guy-clever, good-looking, very cool. All the girls adore him and call him the Love God! He and Rihanna were seeing each other before she hit the big time.

Rihanna and Negus both realised there was still a strong sexual attraction between them and became inseparable. Whenever Rihanna went to the beach or out partying, Negus was always there."

Rihanna's parents are excited about the re-blooming romance. The pair are trying to take things slow:

"They were very careful not to be seen too closely together though as they're trying to keep their relationship secret."

source: NOTW

Earth to Lily Allen: Coming Down from Ecstasy

When Lily Allen stays out until 4am, don't expect a fresh or focused Lily. Somebody get her some "In N Out."

Tupac Alive and Well?

Tupac is Elvis and Chupacabra famous. His death has been questioned ever since he was shot 13 years ago. He also keeps releasing new albums. The most recent Tupac spotting was in a bar in New Orleans. Unlike the Chupacabra, TMZ was able to snap a picture of the infamous rapper.

No Doubt Reunited and Timeless

No Doubt kicked off their summer tour with a performance on the "Today" show at The Rockefeller Plaza in New York. It's like the band never took a break. It was no awkward Britney Spears comeback performance. All band members look good for their age...no needles in this group presumably. It's hard to believe that the album "Tragic Kindgom" was released in 1995. I used to listen to this album on repeat while doing my Algebra homework.

Miss California Ordered Fake Boobs

Miss California, Carrie Prejean, the controversial contestant who told Perez Hilton that she did not support gay marriages, and who also looks like a mash-up of Elizabeth Berkley and a horse, was given a boob job by the pageant organization:

"We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done. We want to put her in the best possible confidence in order to present herself in the best possible light on a national stage.

Prejean came under fire after voicing her opposition to gay nuptials. She's currently working with the National Organization for Marriage to "protect traditional marriage.

It's not something we endorse, nor is it something that we suggest. But when we meet with the titleholder when she's crowned Miss California, we put to her a litany of questions about how she feels about herself, what she feels she needs to work on, what she may need to change, what is good, what is not good.

The organization admitted that Miss California had a significantly better chance of winning by being "more proportioned" during the swimsuit competition. Preejan is now working on a anti-gay marriage campaign.

Cooch Got a Toe? Cucchini it Away!

What looks like a bicycle seat is actually a souped up panty liner that is supposed to eliminate camel toe. The website has a camel standing on two legs in a pink polka dot bikini. It's toes on all four feet are evident and the camel is covering it's mouth with it's toe. Genius! Here's the product description:

"Hey Girls. Camel Toe might be hot... if you are a Guy!! But who wants to be the one sporting it? Some secrets are meant to be kept.

As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past.  As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today's world, there is no bush for the cush.  And though Camel Toe may be a  hot topic... it's not to the gal sporting it!"

They even have a celebrity camel toe section.

Paris Hilton Clan Support Britney Spears

Paris Hilton and clan checked out the Britney Spears "Circus" tour. Paris' new boyfriend Doug also tagged along once again hamming it up for the camera. Paris looks like she's wearing a new wig.

SYTYCD Season 5 Returns May 21!

I'm so excited!!! Looks like SYTYCD has already filmed some auditions for this season in Los Angeles, New York, and Miami. A perfect splits from an L.A. auditioner is the first photo, and a variety of styles including tutting from the second photo.

Paula Abdul got Bruno'd

It wasn't until a year after meeting a strange gay Austrian man for an interview to present her for an "Artist of the Year" award from Germany, did Paula Abdul realize that the strange man was none other than Sasha Baron Cohen:

"I'm greeted by this futuristic, Captain Nemo–looking dude with a mohawk -- and he's flaming. I'm like, 'OK, this is weird. Is this a variety show or something like that?'

So I walk in and there was no furniture except for a chair. And I'm waiting and waiting," she continued. "And this guy Bruno introduces himself, and I said, 'Hi.' And he said, 'Here, have some food.' And the food looked horrible! And I said, 'No, I'm fine.' And he said, 'It's very, very, very good.' I said, 'That's Ok, I don't want to have it.'"

He snaps his fingers and says, 'Gardeners! And these two Mexican guys come in, and they drop down to all fours. I see him paying them like 10 bucks. They drop down to all fours and he says [to me], 'Sit down.'" And I said, 'I'm not doing that!

So I'm tipping and holding my core muscles to not sit on them. And he pushes me down on them, and I'm like, 'I'm sorry!'

It was getting so uncomfortable!" she said. "I'm throwing daggers with my eyes at my publicist. And they're kicking my publicist out. And I said, 'Get me out of here. This is crazy. This is not funny, this is discrimination. This is abusive stuff going on here!

And he says, 'I need you to change your clothes,' and I said, 'No, I won't be doing that. I have to go to work ... And by the way, where's my award?

As I'm going to my car, they're chasing me with cameras. And I'm like, 'Oh God, this is so awkward.' And I'm trying to hold a smile on my face and the guy, Bruno, is running down the street in front of the car.

It was hysterical, but it was so disturbing. I was so mad at my publicist at that point. I said, 'I can't believe you signed [the release].' And my manager and attorney were trying to call the production office -- and, of course, it doesn't exist. So I was freaking out."

source: US Magazine