Malia & Sasha Obama's New Swing Set: Money Can Buy Love
Sorry girls, but now that daddy is President, there won't be as much time for you. So here's a brand new swing set!
Isn't that great? Right in the south grounds of the White House, in the Oval Office neck of the garden, where daddy Obama will spend most of his time, but will not guarantee time together.
Who wants to go with their father to the park anyway, when you can have your own superior, cedar swing set right next to that rad, picnic table with brass plates etched with the names of all 44 presidents? And then, if by chance you happen across a public swing set, you can complain about its inferiority, because it's plastic, bright yellow, and smells like pee.
March 5, 2009
Malia & Sasha Obama's New Swing Set: Money Can Buy Love
Sorry girls, but now that daddy is President, there won't be as much time for you. So here's a brand new swing set!
Isn't that great? Right in the south grounds of the White House, in the Oval Office neck of the garden, where daddy Obama will spend most of his time, but will not guarantee time together.
Who wants to go with their father to the park anyway, when you can have your own superior, cedar swing set right next to that rad, picnic table with brass plates etched with the names of all 44 presidents? And then, if by chance you happen across a public swing set, you can complain about its inferiority, because it's plastic, bright yellow, and smells like pee.
source: Huffington Post