Lily Allen Wants Money, Fame, and Injunction against Paparrazi

Lily threw a water bottle at paparazzi who allegedly hit her car. It could have been the "annoying paparazzi," but I would do well better to predict her frustration to serotonin deficiency.

source: E! Online

Hugh Hefner is Unloading his Mansion

Don't worry, it's not THAT mansion [the Playboy Mansion and grotto are safe and sound], but his wife's mansion [Holmby Hills].

Hugh got married in 1989 and the pair just never got a divorce. This was his second marriage, with the first to the illustrious "Barbie." Hugh said that while he was married, in both his marriages, it was the unhappiest time in his life.

Priced at $27,995,000, the mansion "has been home to his estranged wife Kimberly and their two teenage sons since the late 1990s."

"The two-story, 7,300-square-foot (700 square meters) English manor-style personal residence was built in 1929 and purchased by Hefner in 1998.

It has five bedrooms, seven bathrooms, a library and commons for staff. Some of the walls are hand-painted, and there is a hand-carved staircase.

The home sits on 2.3 acres (one hectare), borders the Los Angeles Country Club and has a pool."

source: Huffington Post

Louis Vuitton Fall 2009, Yes, Please?

Marc Jacobs, who ended his season at Luis Vuitton, brought back the "chichi fashion extremes of the late eightees. Style.com wrote that his collection was filled with no shortage of:

"puffy peplum jackets, tons of shirring and ruching (in print or leather), bubble skirts, bejeweled satin leggings, and a mini lace Marie Antoinette pannier dress with a saucy sheer balconette. Jacobs' take on big shoulders ran from grosgrain bow-smothered balloon puffs to the widest short coats (in camel or red) on any runway—almost as broad as they were long."

Lady Gaga Inpired by Cocaine, Former Brunette

Lady Gaga told Perez Hilton in an interview that she reinvented her look because she was at a concert with Amy Winehouse, and the paparazzi would follow her around yelling, "Amy."

She is also calls herself a "pop music snob" because it is the only style of music that you can turn on where everyone in the world recognizes it.

When asked about what inspired her white dress, she replied, "Cocaine," and giggled.

It has been said that she's open about her habit.

Lady Gaga will play two sold out shows back to back on the same night at "The Fillmore" in San Francisco.

source: Perez Hilton
images: wmagazine
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Robert Pattinson's talks "American Job" in GQ

Robert Pattinson went from Harry Potter extra to crashing on the couch to try out for an "American Job" turned Twilight movie phenomenon to having a microwave for the first time! Pattinson tells GQ that he's never lived in a place with his own microwave, which only makes me convinced that he lived on a park bench. Come on...even homeless shelters have microwaves. From the interview:

"He explains that the place he’s staying at in L.A. has a microwave, and that he’s never had a microwave before, and that he spends a lot of time looking for new things you can microwave. Those frozen cheeseburgers, from the store. A carrot. Did we mention that he’s had about nineteen cups of coffee? He asks the waiter about the soup. It’s chicken vegetable. He orders a Coke."

The casting director from Twilight said that she saw a bunch of cute guys, but they were all "captain of the football" team cute and empty on the inside. Pattinson looked like he came from a different place and time:

“I’d seen a zillion really cute guys,” she says. “But that was the problem. They all looked like the super-cute kid in your high school. The prom king, or the captain of the football team. They didn’t look like they were from another world and time.”

Pattinson is trying not to let the fame get to his head. He knows about the gazillion girls who want him...bad. But he doesn't want it...at least not all the time:

Pattinson says he’s always been hypersensitive about being looked at, that when he was a kid and somebody’d make eye contact with him on the bus or something, he’d freak out. He’s one of those tall people who hunch, trying to disappear. Then all this stuff happened. He wasn’t ready. His first thought, whenever he finds himself in one of these crowds, is always, Someone could very easily stab me.

You can read the full article at GQ

Paris Hilton Sporting Oversized Fins in Hawaii

Paris is saying goodbye to winter in Hawaii with her new boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt. Doug Reinhardt is a professional baseball player for the Baltimore Orioles. He gave up a full scholarship to USC [University of Southern California] to play for the Los Angeles Angels. Out on a knee injury, Doug was casted on MTV's 2008 season of "The Hills." He is also a student at Pepperdine University. Doug Reinhardt has also been linked to Amanda Bynes.

Paris told Tyra on her talkshow that if there was one thing she could change about herself it would be her feet.

source: IDLYITW

Amy Winehouse Facebook Update: I Want Blake!

Amy Winehouse is longing for her ex-husband Blake. In her early morning Facebook updates she wrote:

"Where's my oblivious Blakey boy? x NONE of this makes sense AT ALL.

Nothing is worth as much as Blake."

Amy keeps party hours and ended her night at 6:48am saying:

"Amy would chuck it all in for 'im indoors."

source: UK Mirror

Anjelina Jolie is the New Jennifer Aniston

It looks like no girl can keep Brad Pitt from risky business including Angelina. When Angelina caught Brad Pitt sitting on a bed with the nanny, caught rubbing the nanny's back, she blew up in a fit of rage, slapped Brad in the face, and fired the nanny on the spot. Brad drove off on his motorcycle. The insider said:

"She completely flipped out," says the insider. "She got right in Brad's face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!"

The insider said that Brad was shocked.

source: Star

Madonna Desperately Seeking Youth

It looked like mid-life crisis, Madonna raided daughter, Lourdes's closet, when dressing as a rebellious teenager [or whacked out Shannon Doherty, you take your pick] for a Kabbalah dress up party. 22-year old, Jesus 'I am tapping Madonna' Luz arrived as the Joker, with green wig, makeup, and pin stripe suit....predictable.

source: UK Mirror

Miranda Kerr needs Prescription Deodorant

The flawless face and body of Australian model, Miranda Kerr was overshadowed by an ominous, armpit stain. Even supermodels are not perfect. It looks like she might check out some prescription under arm deodorant for her excessive sweat glands.

source: Huffington Post

Amy Winehouse Off Drugs, Gains Weight

Amy Winehouse went shopping for new clothes now that the singer is back to a healthier size. Once a skin and bones, size 4, Amy has filled out to a size 10! The UK Mirror source revealed that Amy is benefiting considerably from living in beach town, St. Lucia:

“For a start off, she’s all woman – and no longer possesses the body of a pre-pubescent teenager. Since keeping away from the drugs, Amy’s finding new pleasure in food – something she used to be pretty indifferent about.

“She still likes her sweets though... and the odd shandy here and there.” When we saw her at an event last week, she looked like she’d had far more than the odd shandy – but that could have been down to post-holiday blues.

“She’s regained a few of her curves and has gone up a few dress sizes,” our spy tells us. “And she looks all the better for it, but the only annoying thing is that she’s had to fork out on new clothes.”

What a nightmare it must have been, shopping for loads of new outfits...

Our source reveals: “Last week she had a four-hour, one-on-one session in Selfridges, relaxing in the personal shopper suite while clothes were brought in for her to try on.

“She was perfectly happy munching on melted chocolate-covered strawberries and picking out clothes in lots of bright – mainly pink – colours. Amy didn’t bat an eyelid at the £19,000 price tag. She reckons she looks a million dollars.”

source: UK Mirror

Britney Spears Untrustworthy Around Drugs

Britney's father, Jamie Spears, does not trust Britney around drugs. Ergo, no one around Britney should be using, too. Papa Spears and manager, Larry Rudolph is not taking any chances and has fired 3 of her back-up dancers who were suspected of using. Britney's under close watch to keep her sober on her 44-date tour. An insider said: “Because of Britney’s past personal problems she now requires more insurance for her Circus tour than before.

source: UK Mirror

Ashlee Simpson Lands Melrose Place

Just like the series "Melrose Place," it's been a while since Ashlee has landed an acting role. Ashlee had her own reality television show, but her last acting role was a recurring spot on the long running TV drama "7th Heaven." Do you remember that?

source: Star

Britney Spears Tour: Ode to Pussy

Britney Spears finishes performing a song on tour and the lights go out. Britney doesn't know that her microphone is still on and says, "My pussy is hanging out." EEW! Totally obscene...totally Britney. You can hear the girls recording the video say, "What did she say? She said 'her pussy is hanging out.'"

source: Perez Hilton

Lauren Conrad: "The Hills" is Fake

Lauren Conrad admitted that MTV's hit reality show "The Hills" is not her real life. This will be her last season because she is tired of living a double life:

"You see us on the show and we appear to have seminormal lives, but if you watch any entertainment news show, half of the cast is being swarmed by paparazzi. I'm excited to go back to having just one life, because there were times that I got them confused.

"There have been some scenes -- extra scenes that'll probably never come out -- of me getting upset and taking my mic off. I say, 'I'm done!' and lock myself in my room," she says. "There was a time when I was really stressed, and I would get sick a lot. I think I was sick of all of season three!"

Lauren says its "stressful" being followed around 24/7. She's been doing reality television since she was in high school on "Laguna Hills."

source: US Magazine

Emma Watson is Growing Up: Bic Pen Rave

Chris Brown Felony: New Details of Attack

Los Angeles Police Detective DeShon Andrews sworn court statement painted a grim picture of what happened on the morning of February 8th:

"Robyn F. [Rihanna's real name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty] turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand," the affidavit stated. "He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle."

Brown has still not released a public statement about what happened. Some are saying that because his fans are young girls, he does not want to address what has happened. When celebrities are self-destructive, they are sometimes able to reinvent themselves like Britney Spears. But this situation is different because abuse on another person is involved.

IMO [in my opinion], this Chris Brown situation is quite upsetting. There should be no question as to whether Rihanna should take him back...BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS PLAIN AND SIMPLE. NO! When abuse is involved, you have to say goodbye. Imagine the effect this will have on young girls across the world, who might be in a similar relationship...ESPECIALLY, if Rihanna gives him another chance. Hello!? Celebrities?! Take a stand against abuse!!

source: CNN

Drew Barrymore Licks Giant Ball

Drew Barrymore was the major guest on Friday's for Jimmy Fallon's new show. In a segment called "Lick it for 10," a person will earn $10 for licking a mystery item. Drew took this opportunity to show off her new tongue ring [hello, 1999]. The segment is mediocre. Fallon needs to spice things up like "Do something Odd for $10." In this case, Drew has to draw a design with her tongue on the bowling ball that has been covered in honey. Extra $10 for using tongue ring.

Related:

Drew Barrymore is Ready for Spring Break: New Tongue Ring

source: Huffington Post

Baggy Jeans Making a Comeback?

Once upon a time, during an era of regrettable fashion choices from little fashion knowledge and 90's grunge popularity [high school!!], I had baggy jeans like these. These jeans are super bulky and appear like you were once 20 pounds heavier or you stole them from your guy friend. They also take up about 2 and 1/2 times a regular pant's spot in your drawers. Not fun. I'm going to wait this trend out and sacrifice comfort for style and drawer space [but mainly drawer space!].

source: Us Magazine