Decoding the Next Generation of Texts

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Angelina Jolie Pulls Out all the Stops

Angelina Jolie is making every effort to keep Brad Pitt's attention. While the pair look noticeably older, Jolie is showing that she has what it takes to remind her husband why he married her from the start. Meanwhile, Jennifer Anniston is manifesting an affair followed by a divorce.

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Bikini Idol Girl Returns for Finale with Implants!

Bikini girl was invited back to the American Idol finale to make an appearance. Host Ryan Seacrest totally played on bikini girl getting breast implants by introducing her as saying, "Anything new with you?" Then Idol gave her another opportunity to sing her audition song. Judge Kara Dioguardi then came in from the back to help a struggling bikini girl sing the challenging song. At the end of the song, Kara pulled open her dress to reveal a bikini. Kara obviously sang like a professional, but was nice enough to complement Kara on her body, saying bikini girl had the better body.

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Bikini Idol Girl Cheap Shots

Bikini Clad American Idol Next Antonella Barba

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Japanese No Splash Angel Pillows

Now you don't have to worry about bruising your knees when you are yacking in the bathroom after that entire bottle of tequila.

Or you could use it for its intended purpose to prevent pee from splashing around the toilet for guys going number 1.

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Kate Gosslin's Reverse Hair Mullet Mutiny

Reverse Hair Mullet's for everyone! God I hope this hairstyle never comes back in style.

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Do Not Use Ipod for Terrorist Purposes

Apparently even your iTunes could be used to support terrorism.

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Why it Doesn't Pay to Be Nice

Sometimes you try to make the best out of a crappy situation. But sometimes it's best to keep those thoughts to yourself or better yet rant to a friend. Situations can sometimes double suck.

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Lohan's New Fashion

Lindsay Lohan's leggings line is not flourishing just like her supposed jewelry and tanning line. But it seems that Lindsay is exploring other styles of fashion like long underwear from Walgreens and a made while drunk tank top to catapult her in to some kind of income. Or she can continue to make straight to dvd movies. Hey! She booked another one, whatdaya know:

"It's a wonderful cast and it's shooting on the East Coast, which we are so excited about,' said LiLo's mum and manager Dina Lohan.

The film will see Lindsay play a graduate student who spends the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island.

There, she discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before.

'Lindsay's very aware of people's perceptions of her,' said the film's director David Michaels.

'She's really committed to doing what she has to in order to change that."

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Hayden Panettiere Teeny Green Bikini

Hayden Panettiere hung out with her friends in Cannes on a yacht owned by Elton John's husband. Hayden is 19, but doesn't it still seem wrong that we can see nipple outlines from her bathing suit?

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Paris Hilton has Freaky Toes

Paris Hilton has long toes-ones that can bend like fingers and actually pick up items. I'm pretty sure that some of her toes are about the same size as my pinky fingers and thumbs and ob tampons.

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Kate Plus Eight Minus Husband

Kate ventured out to a party store to plan for a celebration. No one in the group looks happy, and Jon, who typically tags along on outings, taking orders from Kate, is no where to be found.

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Miley Cyrus has a Curvy Body at 16

Miley Cyrus vacationed in the Bahamas with her family, but some fans were not supportive of her athletic build when Miley joked about the bikini shots saying, "she should give up eating sugary food at night after spotting her 'jiggling thighs'." Miley responded on her Twitter by saying:

"'Talk all you want. I have my flaws. I'm a normal girl (sic) there's things about my body I would change but stop with calling me f*t in post.

'I don't even like the word. Those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words. The ones that scar people and cause them to do damage to themselves or others.

'People that are so okay with being so hateful disgust me and need to spend last time on a gossip website and more time a. reading your bible b. reading stories/articles about what happens when cyber abuse and name calling happens. Kids hurt themselves

'This is not something to be taken lightly. I know these 'message boards' are 'no big deal' to YOU but (it) is to the victim. This has got to stop!'

And in keeping with her sense of humour, Cyrus, who was recently in Britain added: 'oh and ps if you thighs don't jiggle go see a doctor. thanks'"

source: Dailymail

Ang Lee's Newest Movie about Woodstock

Director Ang Lee felt that after 13 years of producing 6 tragedies, he was ready to make comedy. Lee is in good contention for winning the " Palm D'or" film award for his movie "Taking Woodstock - a film which looks at the infamous 1969 music festival - featuring Janis Joplin and The Grateful Dead among many other 60s icons - and how it became a defining cultural flashpoint for a generation of Americans". Lee said:

"It marked the moment a generation departed form the old establishment in search of a fairer way to live.

You have to give those half a million kids credit. They had three days of peace and music. Nothing violent happened. I don't know if we can pull that off today."

Some popular Woodstock lingo and translation:

Axe - Any musical instrument

Ball - Sexual intercourse

Bread - Money

Freak - Insider's term for hippy

Fuzz - Police

Gas - Sublime

Lid - An ounce of marijuana

Ripped - Under the influence

Roach - A joint

source: BBC

Katy Perry and Boyfriend Back Together

Katy Perry and ex-boyfriend Travis McCoy from "Gym Class Heroes" are back together trying to make their relationship work. After the breakup, the two were visibly upset by the breakup, and the two never really found anyone else. Now that they are back together again, Travis said that he would not want to go through a breakup like that again:

"The break-up sucked. We`re back together now. I keep thinking about if I had to go through it again and how terrible it would be.

'We were moving way too fast. I was being juvenile about the entire thing.

'Now it's easy breezy. I'm happy and really in love."

source: Dailymail

Cindy Crawford Still Modeling at 43

Cindy Crawford shows what happens to supermodels when they age.

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Jon & Kate: Too Young for Marriage?

Jon was 22 years old and Kate 24 years old when they decided to tie the knot. Their relationship was a whirlwind romance having met one day at a company picnic and then becoming a couple on the next day. Jon already had a girlfriend at the time. Kate admits she likes bad boys. But I don't see anything bad about Jon. Jon seems to think he was a bad boy because he was working at the ski slopes, had just come back from backpacking in Europe and "not doing anything with his life."

The video is from their show "Jon & Kate Plus Eight," when the show aired a segment on how the pair met. It's funny to see how innocent and naive the two seemed back then.

source: US Magazine

Lady Gaga Fashion Don't

Lady Gaga's fashion is all over the place. This recent outfit is terrible, and her hair makes her look frumpy. What is she thinking?

Marilyn Manson is Melting

All the makeup in the world could not hide Manson's gobble neck...not even a druid cape. Can somebody nominate him for TLC's "What Not to Wear?" That would make for a great show!

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Chris Jenner: GIVE ME NEW FACE

Ugh, Chris Jenner needs to stop with the face lifts. The first one already looked like a chronic nose job like Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers, except it is his entire face. It's so bad that his face looks like it was artifically reconstructed and sewn on for the man without a face.

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Mario Brothers & Skateboarder FAIL

Kate Fights to Save Marriage & Suggestions

Kate is now second guessing her marriage to Jon but what she should really reconsider is her small town, pixie-cut hairstyle. If you think she is demanding, her hair makes her seem like even more of a frigid bitch. If Kate grew out her hair, Jon would not be frolicking with other long-haired 20-somethings.

Manhunt on for Dog Thrower

People at a beach in England watched in horror a man throwing his dog in a choppy ocean and then pull the dog out by his neck:

"I couldn't quite believe what I was seeing. The dog just went flying with its legs out in the air until it hit the water.

'The guy's other dog was already in the sea swimming, but this one had no choice - it was going in whether it liked it or not."

The police were called, but did not arrive in time. An anonymous witness took these shots and handed it over to officers.

source: Dailymail

Carrie Prejean Naked Photos and Crown

Prejean, Miss California was not fired for her naked pictures as decided by Donald Trump. [As Trump winked to Prejean...meet me in the boardroom].

Kanye West hates Twitter

Kanye West had another bitch-fest on his blog once again, making sure to bitch in all caps and make everything tie back to him:

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!

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Lady Gaga Plays Piano Poker Face on Ellen

Lady Gaga played on her piano again much to the dismay of her audience. Instead of a multiplying bubble suit, though, Gaga looked like a hobo in patchwork suit channeling more vaudevillian times. The only thing I will give to her about her performances is at least she is really singing. Christina Aguilera is still a better singer than Lady Gaga, but Lady Gaga beats Britney [Christina Aguilera > Lady Gaga > Britney Spears]. There. I said it.

Death Cab for Cutie Interview

The band members got together 10 years ago while attending Western Washington University, but they were not in it for "world domination." They only wanted to make music and make a living. Death Cab for Cutie band members spoke with CNN days before their most recent tour ended for their latest album, "Narrow Stairs":

CNN: Talk to me about the band's name, which was selected by Ben Gibbard, Death Cab for Cutie's founder. If you could turn back the clock, would you go with something different?

Chris Walla: [Ben] was in a "Magical Mystery Tour" all-the-time kind of phase. He made a grand proclamation from the couch at one point that if he ever had another band, he was going to call it Death Cab for Cutie.

Nick Harmer: Knowing what we know now, Ben has said that he would love to have shortened it somehow to a snappier name. We joke about changing it.

CNN: To what?

Chris Walla: Exactly! All the band names are taken.

CNN: Why release an EP (extended play; more than a single but less than a full-on album) right now? Is it a taste of things to come?

Harmer: We've always treated the EP as kind of a side dish to the main course during an album cycle. These are songs that were recorded at the same time as the songs that made the album "Narrow Stairs." They're sort of part of this chapter of the band.

For us, it's a nice way to have some new songs to play on tour, kind of get some new material in the world and keep things interesting. We recorded them. They were finished. It would be kind of weird to leave them on a reel someplace.

CNN: How has the state of the economy, if at all, affected your tour and plans?

Walla: This tour has done really, really well for us. If anything, I think that we're more mindful of just the fact that in a world of so many entertainment choices how amazing it really is to be on a really successful, solid, good tour.

Harmer: We really haven't seen an impact. I expected there to be one, to be honest, but all the numbers are pretty consistent with all the touring numbers we've ever done.

CNN: Let's talk a bit about the persona of indie rock musicians: the depression, the melancholy, the darkness. What do your parents make of this? Are there any issues you'd like to discuss?

Walla: Our parents are all terrible people. We all came from broken homes. (laugh)

Harmer: We cry a whole lot ... (laugh)

Walla: It's not by design. We have great families. We have great homes. It's sort of hard to explain, I guess. ... We do this because music totally moves us in a complete and absolute sort of way. It ends up just coming out in heart-on-your-sleeve, heavy, sort of really personal ways.

Harmer: I've always felt like it's more about the bittersweet qualities of life than it is about the dark brooding. ... It's more about just being honest about the different stations that you find yourself in in life.

CNN: What bands are you listening to these days? Who do you really like?

Harmer: That's the thing about being on the road with so many people that are music fans. There's always a new record that someone's found that we're listening to. Ben is really kind of always combing through old records. I think [Walla] and I probably do more on the what's new and what's out in the world. The Gaslight Anthem, I hear them all the time now.

Walla: Yeah, the Gaslight Anthem record's great. There's a band from Seattle called the Lonely Forest whose record I just picked up. They're a new band, it came out few weeks ago, and that's totally doing it for me right now. ... Telekinesis from Seattle, the new Metric record I think is great. Those are the big ones right now.

CNN: Tell me about your political involvement and your backing of causes. (Walla, for example, got involved in the Obama campaign and has done some work for PETA.)

Walla: It's little things here and there, which is sort of how I feel activism should work. You can't do everything all the time, but you can do what you can when you can. I wish I could do more, but ... not everybody can be Bono.

Cher Tries to Turn Back Time

Singer Cher brought back her famous sheer outfit at the age of 62 about 20 years after she first debuted the sheer costume. The outfit was almost an exact replica of the first one, but this one had a little more sparkles with a wider crotch. Her body looks amazing for her age, but Cher's hair needs its own stylist.

source: US Magazine

Victoria Beckham is Really Nothing Special

Victoria "Posh" Beckham actually looked like a normal woman without her makeup, $20,000 Birkin bag, and Christian Louboutin shoes. Posh is a member of the exclusive Beverly Hills Sports Club L.A. and runs about 8 miles a day on the treadmill. One member said about Posh:

‘Posh is always low-key when she comes here.

'She wears normal gym gear and is always happy to hang out and have a juice and a chat afterwards.

‘She’s remarkably normal and doesn’t seem to care if people see her sweaty with no make-up on.

'She’s confident in her looks and actually looks way better without all the war paint slapped on.’

source: Dailymail

Miss California Naked Photo Could Mean Crown

Miss California's racy photos taken before her crown, may now cost her the California crown:

"Calls for her dethronement took on renewed energy this week when at least two photos of Prejean from a lingerie modeling session were published online, which Neal said violated the contract she signed to be in the pageant."

Miss Malibu, the runner-up is completely ready to take over the crown:

"I would be honored to represent the state of California if they need me for my responsibilities as first runner-up. I wouldn't mind stepping into the spotlight."

Mis California, Carrie Prejean, admits she was naive when she took the photos. The photographer claimed that he could help make her a Victoria Secret model. Prejean feels that if it was a different person, these photos would not have stirred controversy. These pictures, she said are a:

"vicious and mean-spirited" effort to silence her for "defending traditional marriage." She vowed to "continue to support and defend marriage as the honorable institution it is."

source: Huffington Post
CNN

Seal & Heidi have a White Trash Wedding

Seal and Heidi Klum decided to renew their vows ala white trash wedding style. It was a nice day for rocking a mullet, corn rolls, and extra long acrylic nails. Even their guests came dressed for the event in bandannas and cut off jeans, dancing to rock music playing in the background. A pregnant Klum showed off her stomach.

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Chris Brown Appears with Naked Rihanna Photos

A photo of Chris Brown with a pair of women's underwear on his head surfaced with the batch of naked Rihanna photos. From the white background in all the photos, it looks like the pictures were taken when both Rihanna and Chris Brown were still together. Now it's all starting to come together, with who could have leaked the naked photos.

source: IDLYITW

Sheryl Crow Falls Way of Jennifer Aniston

Sheryl Crow and Jennifer Aniston should get together so they can have a tear fest over their inability to get married nor sperminated. Lance Armstrong, Crow's ex-boyfriend revealed in his upcoming book that Crow desperately wanted to get married and have children. But what he really meant to say was that he wanted children, just not from Crow. After their split in 2007, Crow adopted a boy in 2007, while Armstrong's new girlfriend Anna Hansen is expecting a child in June.

source: SF Gate

Beware of Texting Prostitots

Prostitots are young teens who wear very little clothing at parties and are usually dressed in an outfit that looks like and is most likely to contain underwear or leggings from "Hot Topic." Teens have now expanded their taste for baring it all by text messaging, called "sexting." Senders of these texts especially from underage girls who might be nude or partially covered are being warned that they could be prosecuted:

"When the photos are of underage individuals, it technically represents distribution of child pornography, and some teens are being prosecuted for it.

What started out as seemingly "harmless" fun could brand them as convicted felons and registered sex offenders -- for life."

source:NYP

Naked Photos of Rihanna

Naked photos of Rihanna are floating around the web. It hasn't been verified whether the photos are of the pop singer, but Rihanna's record company have demanded for the photos to be removed from the image hosting website. Looks like she was high off something when she took these. In one photo she is grabbing her breast. In another she shows off her nipple ring. See the NSFW full frontal naked photos of Rihanna. I have no idea why they are all marked with "YoungTurk?"

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Nicole Richie Keeps Slim while Pregnant

Nicole Richie is staying healthy during her pregnancy by taking pilates classes during her second pregnancy. Pilates are supposed to also help to make for an easier pregnancy, delivery, and recovery. The 27 year-old daughter of Lionel Richie has a year old daughter named Harlow. Richie started her own jewelry line named "House of Harlow."

source: Dailymail

Paris Hilton Honeymoon's with Boyfriend

It seems like 28 year-old Paris Hilton and her new boyfriend 23 year-old Doug Reinhard are inseparable. The two have fast forwarded already to a full blown island vacation honeymoon. Paris doesn't waste anytime and gets what she wants, but is she hurting the new relationship by moving too quickly...probably!

Paris posted these gushy photos on her Twitter. She wouldn't reveal where the two vacationed:

Paris also wrote mushy captions along with the photos:

"‘Loving life with my love’, ‘Lovers in paradise’ and ‘My smooches from a secret island.’"

While Paris is on vacation, her lawyer is dealing with an $8 million dollar lawsuit against the heiress from makers of her 2006 film Pledge This!:

"The makers claim the 28-year-old did not adequately promote the film, which saw the elder Hilton sister star as Victoria English, president of the exclusive Gamma Gamma Gamma Sorority at the fictional South Beach University."

source: Dailymail

Oprah Buys America KFC Lunch Turns Sour

Hoards of hungry Kentucky Fried Chicken patrons flooded their local KFC to enjoy a free lunch on Oprah, who announced on her Tuesday show that she was buying the country lunch. The KFC coupon good for 2 two pieces of grilled chicken, two individual side orders and a biscuit, was up for 24 hours after the airing of the show:

"Worst hit was the East 42nd Street outlet in New York where hundreds turned up at brandishing coupons downloaded from the chat show host's website.

Each voucher could be redeemed for  two pieces of grilled chicken, two individual side orders and a biscuit.

Unfortunately, KFC appeared to have been inadequately prepared for the onslaught and were soon having to turn furious customers away."

source: dailymail

Kate Reacts to Affair and Jon Hides Out

Kate Gosselin from TLC's "Jon and Kate Plust 8," addressed the recent news behind her husband Jon Gosselin's alleged affair with a 23 year-old teacher on the Today show. Meredith Vierra interviewed the mother of 8 who agreed that all this negative publicity has been hard on her family. Kate stands behind Jon, but did not confirm nor deny the affair:

"We're dealing with it privately. It's kind of ironic since we do have a reality show and people see the good, the bad and the ugly. But there are those things we keep to ourselves, and we're working through it together, and that's the important thing."

Our kids are centrally in our focus, they always have been. They are very much loved, very well cared for...that will be how it's going to be.

We're not perfect. I don't have all the answers... We're doing our best and learning how we go. We just need to weather this storm, just like all the other storms we've been through."

Jon cancelled his appearance and chose to stay home instead with the kids:

"These allegations are false and just plain hurtful. As I adjust to the attention that comes from being in the public eye, I need to be more careful and aware of who I am associating with and where I am spending my time. But the bottom line is, I did not cheat on Kate. I am sorry for putting my family in this awkward position, given some poor decisions and bad judgment I've made recently. I am working through this difficult time with my family. My family is my top priority."

source: Us Magazine

Cassie "Me & U" Singer Computer Hacked

23 year-old Cassie Ventura, Puff Daddy's latest protege, had a startling discovery when she found out that her computer had been hacked, leaking naked photos of the pop singer. Cassie is best known for her R&B hit, "Me & U." In her own defense, Cassie wrote on her Twitter:

"IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER...THAT'S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE."

See Cassie's topless NSFW amateur pictures here

source: IDLYITW