Britney Spears Tractor Trailer

Spears appeared right at home in front of a trailer with a tractor parked right out front. There's something about the trailer that complemented Britney's look-a combination of Hogan blond hair and JCPenny brand old lady bras.

Tiny Spelling and the Veiny Beasts

Tori's psychotic mom, "Candy Spelling," is now blaming Tori for her father's death. Candy told a radio station in an interview that Tori decided not to speak to her mother, father, and Candy's son for four or five years. It was that action that eventually killed Aaron Spelling [Tori's dad].

Aaron left 500 million to Candy to dole out to everyone. Tori got a chinsy $800,000.

source: IDLYITW

That Crazy Cat Woman with Important Message

A woman in Lodi, California posted outside her house with a sign reading: "Hit A Cat, I'll Hit Your Kid." This message was a response to the hit and run driver she witnessed run over her cat and then drive away without even stopping. Since the incident, cat woman also yelled at passing drivers to slow down so that her cats could romp around without threat.

source: Buzzfeed

Lady Gaga New Video Paparazzi

Lady Gaga admitted that she likes both girls and boys. In her new video we see her preference might be of the indeterminable sex.

Basically, Lady Gaga loves "girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like theyre girls, who do girls like theyre boys, always should be someone you really love."

image: Dailymail

Shocking Christian Bale First Acting Gig

Christian Bale worked hard for the money as a child commercial star. Bale starred in a General Mills Pac-Man cereal to promote the new Ms. Pac-Man marshmallow that had a shocking pink bow! This video is intense. Was everyone on drugs in the 80's?

Lily Allen in Paris for a Glorious Day!

Lily Allen is in Paris and from the look of it even the foil tiger on her shirt could use a serotonin boost. [Jamba Juice might want to take a free marketing note from that point].

Doesn't being famous seem so glorious! And who said that fame doesn't bring happiness!

source: Dailymail

Rihanna Will Testify Against Chris Brown

Brown could face probation and up to 5 years in prison if convicted. The judge handling the case, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg, said that Brown will not receive any special consideration:

Donald Etra, Rihanna's lawyer, told reporters that prosecutors have told him the Barbados-born singer will receive a subpoena to testify at a preliminary hearing June 22. The hearing will focus on whether there is enough evidence to continue the case against Brown.

Etra said Rihanna will comply with the order. It would mark her first appearance in court since felony assault and criminal threats charges were filed against Brown in March.

If she is called to testify, the 21-year-old singer would be subject to cross-examination by Brown's attorney, Mark Geragos.

source: Huffington
image: Dailymail

Guess the Cellulite and Bummy Clothes?

...everyone's favorite Cheetos Caramel Macchiato thighs Britney Spears. Those wedgie mom shorts and $2 sandals are sooo flattering.

source: IDLYITW

Cameron Diaz Needs a Chance

Cameron has never fully recovered since Justin Timberlake dumped her ages ago. Post SNL cougar skits, Diaz is no longer joking around about being an older woman scoring a younger man. Now she just goes to Hawaii alone and wishes in her wildest dreams for a man to show interest in her.

source: Dailymail

Eminem's Album Knocks Green Day to Second

Eminem's album "Relapse" is the rapper's 5th straight No. 1 album, selling $608,000 copies in its first week. Eminem's last album "Encore" in 2004 went on to sell 5.1 million copies. Relapse knocked Green Day's "21st Century Breakdown" album to No. 2.

source: Huffington

Not Concerned with Cellulite, Cheeky

You can see Sanaa Lathan, the actress from Alien v. Predator is in the background if you can look past her friend who is hamming it up for the paparazzi with her string bikini thong.

source: IDLYITW

Robert Pattinson Filming New Moon in Italy

Robert Pattinson fans will replace their old Twilight shots with these new money shots of Robert shirtless with a generous amount of powder foundation graciously applied all over his body. Pattinson recently participated in a charity event in Cannes last week where two smooches from the star went for $28,000 each. I bet a charity for who will apply Pattinson's powder sprinkling to his body would bring in bucko bucks, too.

source: Dlisted

Lindsay Lohan the Bombed Actress that Could

It's not a Seth Rogan flick, but it's something for Lindsay Lohan, who keeps chugging away, desperate for just about any acting gig. The film she landed was originally for Katie Holmes, but Holmes dropped the project to focus on her broadway career. Guess the director felt that some money, even if it's just from dvds, is better than nothing in this economy.

source: Mirror

Why Jon and Kate's Marriage is Failing

Kate is a controlling beeatch! Kate has even admitted to being hard on Jon during their ten years of marriage. But what she meant to say is that she picked apart everything they did and even criticized Jon for breathing too loud. Jon, who became visibly unmotivated and scared to really even say anything for fear that Kate would snap at him, felt trapped; he couldn't even breath. His former employer at Style Craft Corp, David Rothermel explained just how bad things were for Jon with controlling Kate:

"She used to give him only $5 to spend, and if he was out and needed more money, she would give him hell."

One day Kate even visited the office out of the blue to yell at him:

"She came in raising hell because Jon's father was supposed to bring her lunch and he was late. She got up out of bed rest to come in and yell at anyone who would listen!"

Jon, who dropped out of college, was fired from his job for misusing company resources and looking up freebies for his six children.

source: Us Magazine

What Size Bra for Woman with Largest Breasts?

The Guinness World Record holder for the woman with the largest breast is to Norma Stitz with a 102 triple Z chest. Norma who has always felt self conscious about her breasts as a child and teenager now embraces her 102 ZZZ size chest and vows to never have them reduced. In school, she could not participate in P.E. because it would hurt her breasts, and she had to wear a t-shirt because she could not wear a leotard. She also had a separate table and chair because she could not fit in the school desks. Stitz, who cannot sleep on her back because the weight might crush her airwaves, has capitalized on her breast size running her own adult production company.

source: Mirror

World's Ugliest Dog Still Chinese Crested

The newest World's Ugliest Dog title goes to...another Chinese Crested Dog!! This one even comes with a wiener hot dog leash.

source: InTouch

Danielle Lloyd, Bloody, Caught in Bar Brawl

Daniely Lloyd was on Big Brother in 2007 and a former Miss Great Brittain who was stripped of her crown after it was discovered she was dating one of the judges at the time of the competition. Lloyd got in a bar fight with two other girls and was taken to the hospital with serious injuries to her back and legs:

'Danielle had been socialising with six friends, including her boyfriend Jamie O'Hara, when the unprovoked attack occurred at around 2.30am. Danielle was thrown on to a table of drinks by two females.

'An ambulance was called and Mr O'Hara awaited its arrival outside before travelling with Miss Lloyd to the hospital.'

What a bloody mess!

source: Dailymail

Paris Hilton Wags her Tail and Tongue

Paris Hilton, who has described herself as a Prada bag and a virgin who doesn't give it up for nothing, was kicked off Elton John's luxury boat in Cannes for getting overly frisky in the cabin:

"David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend's yacht.

As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking.

They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time.

But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out.

David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour.

Everyone congratulated the captain."

source: IDLYITW

Sean Penn Dismisses Divorce Again

Bay area native, Sean Penn filed for divorce from his wife Robin Wright Penn in 2007 after 11 years together. Twice now Sean decided that he would leave his wife. But for the third time, he's decided against the divorce proceedings:

"Marriage ain't easy, but it's great most of the time. I love Robin. I've always loved her."

source: InTouch

Benji Madden, Kind to Animals, wants Girlfriend

Since Paris Hilton dumped "Good Charlotte" band member, Benji Madden, she's already ready to get married and have babies with her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. Madden is lacking any attention from anyone, especially women. Looks like Madden is not going down without a fight with a baby rabbit in his arsenal.

source: Dlisted

Robert Pattinson Gets What he Wants

"Twilight" Robert Pattinson, rumored to have been secretly dating co-star Kimberly Stewart, showed that if there was anything it wasn't serious. Robert plays it cool while macking on a girl at the party. A witness explained:

"Erika was introduced to Robert by a mutual friend at the beginning of the night and he was smitten with her from that point on. He took pictures of her, sat with her all night, and the two of them were even seen kissing! There was serious chemistry between them, and they looked like they were having an amazing time. Erika and Robert even left the party together!"

source: Dlisted

Paris Hilton wants to Pop Out Doug's Children

After 5 months of dating and spending several nights partying together in Cannes, Paris and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are even more sure of their committment to each other; They are ready for marriage and kids:

"I spent several nights partying in Cannes with Paris, who told me: ‘We are going to be together and have babies.’"

I can't think of a better time to make a decision about having kids than being high in Cannes, partying for 3 days straight...could you?:

"‘Paris is so special to me. She is the one, I knew it the moment I met her,’ he said at last week’s Jalouse Club party in Cannes.

‘I am going to ask her to marry me but I can’t say when. I don’t want to ruin the  surprise.’"

source: Dailymail

Gwyneth Paltrow has Boob

As flat chested as you may have envisioned Gwyneth to be, Paltrow does in fact have some cleavage. See Gwyneth Paltrow NSFW boob flash here

source: SuperficialGallery

Demi Moore Keeps it Real

Demi Moore tweeted a picture today that puts her at just a tooth away from being a toofless hag. You can see her dangly gum! Why would you post a picture like that on your twitpic?

Other tweeted pictures ala Demi Moore:

Ashton with Diddy on Twitter

Ashton with Usher...on Twitter, still

Demi bragging until someone photoshops her tooth out of the picture

Who is that Unhappy Emo Child?

Spoiler Alert! *** If you still haven't watched American Idol ***

Why it's none other than skunk blue Kate Gosselin reverse mullet, Adam Lambert, the loser of American Idol. I'm sure he'll still get an album followed by a semi-one-hit-wonder. After that we'll forget about him just like the rest of them.

source: Buzzfeed

Decoding the Next Generation of Texts

source: Fox

Angelina Jolie Pulls Out all the Stops

Angelina Jolie is making every effort to keep Brad Pitt's attention. While the pair look noticeably older, Jolie is showing that she has what it takes to remind her husband why he married her from the start. Meanwhile, Jennifer Anniston is manifesting an affair followed by a divorce.

source: IDLYITW