Amy Winehouse Bought Something

If you didn't know already, Amy Winehouse got a boob job!!! Check out Amy Winehouse NSFW new boobs here. She already had an "accidental" nip slip.

See Amy Winehouse NSFW old, natural boobs here

Source: Buzzfeed

Taylor Swift and Jewish Nazi Boy

Taylor Swift attended Katy Perry's birthday party where everyone got to draw on one another and make a mess. Swift then naively took a photo with a male guest who had a swastika painted on his t-shirt.

Source: Buzzfeed

Heidi & Spencer Emulate Jon & Kate

Heidi really wants to have a baby and has implied that it doesn't matter that Spencer does not want kids now that she has the ring. Is she emulating a future divorce from Spencer by dressing as Jon and Kate for Halloween?

Source: Buzzfeed

Adam Lambert Trying to be Euro-pop

and dreaming he could open for Kylie.

Source: Dlisted

Gay Cake Trumps Red Velvet Cake

As long as each layer's flavor matches its color for the K.O.

Source: Buzzfeed

This Bat Dog Did Not Want

If you had four legs, would you want a costume for two?

Source: Buzzfeed

Katy Perry Best Rack Ever

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Katy Perry is naturally talented in this blouse she wore to a Mika concert in L.A.

Source: IDLYITW

Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Back On

Paris Hilton and Doug Renhardt are back together. Paris dined with Doug's family at Mr. Chow's for his 24th birthday. Paris who is 28 seems to go for younger guys:

'Just had a lovely birthday dinner with Doug and his family at Mr Chow.'

She must really like Doug. Even Benji Madden didn't get a second chance.

Source: Dailymail

Akon and Wyclef face off in their boxer briefs at a concert in Kenya. Akon's microphone or not? No Homo.

Source:Buzzfeed

Charlize Theron Kissed A Girl For Money

Charlize Theron donated her lips to charity in San Francisco to raise money for a South Africa/World Cup Package. Bids stalled at $37,000 and Theron encouraged the audience to bid higher by offering a 7 second kiss to a male bidder:

"There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I've got t**** for God's sake."

A woman upped the bid to $140,000 and received a 20 second kiss. You can watch the full kiss here.

Al Roker Hopped Up on Sugar

Al Roker was one excited muffin man even his button turned blue.

Source: Huffington

Katie Holme's sheer top and bra are equal disasters.

Source: Dlisted

Demi Moore Isn't Perfect

It's almost like you can see the face-lift falling apart.

Source: Dailymail

Faces of Lindsay Lohan

This is what happens to your face after years of drugs...add a few pock marks and it's "Faces of Meth."

Source: IDLYITW

"This Is It" Trailer

The new and final Michael Jackson movie, "This Is It," will be released in theaters and IMAX for two weeks. The trailer makes me miss MJ all over again.

Kourtney Kardashian's House Burgled

Kourtney Kardashian got home at 8:30 pm on Saturday night in Calabasas, CA to find that her house was burglarized. Missing from her house was a $30,000 Cartier watch, her boyfriend's Rolex, and priceless heirloom jewelry from her father.

Source: TMZ

Stephanie Pratt Got a DUI

Stephanie Pratt from "The Hills" got a DUI on early Sunday outside a party in Hollywood. While her mugshot is still not out, I found she already had an existing one from 2006 when she stole $1300 in merchandise from a Neiman Marcus store in Honolulu, HI, while working as a production assistant on the television show "Lost."

Stephanie has a history of drug abuse, which explains why she always seems slow on the show.

Stephanie Pratt is Spencer Pratt's sister in real life.

Source: The Insider

Face Disfigured After Acid Attack

A woman's face becomes severly damaged after an ex-boyfriend throws sulfiric acid on her face. Katie Piper had 34 operations to try to repair the damage caused by the acid. Her attacker was a former boyfriend who had raped her days before. He was extremely possessive and always checking up on her. When the acid hit her face, she thought someone had thrown coffee on her face. It felt like her clothes and face evaporated. Read the full story here.

Puff Daddy Trips over 20k Ring

Sean "P-Diddy" Combs performed for a private studio audience at a BET TV appearance. Puff Daddy made an entrance on the live show by throwing cash in to the studio audience. But along with the money thrown to stroke his ego, he accidently flung his $20,000 ring in the crowd. After the taping of the live show, he had the studio on lockdown, ordering the cameras to be shut down. No one was allowed to leave without being searched first. Fans were not happy and Twittered their complaints:

"When it was over, diddy held us hostage lookin (sic) for his ring. don't like him no more (sic)!!!"

Diddy was not a happy camper:

"The craziest [bleep] just happened to me... I guess it's [bleep] on me season... Enjoy it while it lasts!!! life is crazy!"

Why is he complaing!? and over $20,000. LAME.

Source: SF Gate

Marge Simpson Modest Shot



Marge Simpson P-boy shot is not vulgar. It's about as roudy as Heidi Pratt's P-boy shots where nothing is taken off. Homer is in the background in a shadow outline like Hitchcock but with a hard something and I'm not talking outline.

Source: Buzzfeed

Rainbow Brite in CGA

Rainbow Brite got a makeover! The gang is now painted in LED and digitized. And like omg they took their faces from those creepy Yahoo avatars.

Source: Huffington

Katy Perry Must Love Me Goo Goo Eyes

Katy Perry and creepy ass Russell Brand [who's like a British, Justin Bobby from the Hills-Audrina's ex-boyfriend] are an item.

Source: Dailymail

Blondes Next Door

 

The new "Girls Next Door" are vapid concu-bimb-o's.

source: Us Magazine

Drunk Man Can't Stand

This drunk guy can barely stand yet somehow manages to get to the liquor store and picks out a 20 pack of beer. If you've never seen a drunk person in action while mentally blacked out, watch and learn.

Pamela Anderson is Clowning

Pamela Anderson made an appearance at Richie Rich's fashion show AMUSE trying very hard to look buck. Clowning in an aggro Ronald McDonald mask is buck.

source: Buzzfeed

Britney Spears New Video is Lacey

Britney Spears' new video for "Song 3" is exactly what the title says. Spears talks about "Peter, Paul, and Mary," but she is not referencing the 60's band. She is refering to a party of three...in bed.

source: Dailymail

Kim Zolciak Doesn't Need Support

Kim Zolciak, from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" decided to play show and tell. Melons reveal surgery every decade or so to keep things inflated and not leaky.

source: Buzzfeed

French Vogue Racist?

French Vogue printed a 14 page spread of Dutch supermodel Lara Stone covered in black and white clay. The magazine is facing controversy over the brown clay painted on the model that make the model appear "blackened up."

source: Dailymail

Picachu, Emaciated & NSFW

That yellow wallpaper is repulsive. No one's happy about it, and little Billy-Bob here wants to be Asian.

source: Buzzfeed

This Arm has an Ear IRL

If it weren't for Bush, we too could have ears growing on our arms...or eyes behind or heads? A man in Melbourne grew an ear on his arm from his own stem cells.

source: Buzzfeed

Jon Gosselin Ordered to Pay Back Kate

Jon Gosselin and his douchey lawyer with an LV case bag walk all the way back to the bank to return the$180,000 from the $230,000 he took from their joint bank account. The remaining $55,000 will be determined by an arbiter.

source: Dlisted

Tyra Banks Model Diet

Tyra Banks yo-yo'd herself down to a single dress size 8 from her robust size 14 captured in her notorius unflattering brown one piece suit.

source: Dailymail

Victoria Beckham 20k Outfit at PTA Meeting

Victoria Beckham did not play it down when it comes to fashion at her son's parent student fair in Los Angeles:

With the other parents in T-shirts and shorts, she stood out in a £7,000 Balmain jacket, £1,000 studded leather trousers from DSquared, towering £500 Yves Saint Laurent heels and a £3,000 gold Rolex watch. 

She did manage to cover up her tank top revealing cleavage when speaking to a dressed down mom.

source: Dailymail

Katie Holmes Looks Like a Mom

Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes' daughter, is sucking the life out of Katie. Katie's young face is aging fast. Her older look is obvious in this shot.

source: Dlisted

Grimace is my Friend, Sort Of

Making paperclip voodoo scratches on Grimace could make up for him not showing up at your Mcdonalds birthday party.

source: FFFFound!

Lily Allen's New Boyfriend & Leggings Do

Her boyfriend looks skeezy, but I'm digging her leggings that don't require actual garter clips.

source:Dailymail

Halloween Costumes for Yuppie Tots

Get back at your mischievous child by dressing him in a Japanese noodle, yaki soba, halloween outfit. He'll think it's the coolest thing ever until the class bully goes ninja on him with his Jason costume.

source:Buzzfeed

Warm Taco Puppy Does Not Mind

Aww. Just don't eatz me.

source:Buzzfeed

Kim Kardashian has Precious Dimples

Kim Kardashian in not a size zero! She's got more badonk than her boy friend. Do you like cottage cheese? I like it with pepper.

source:Dailymail

Goat Coat Don't

It's a flattering goat coat for the three seconds it keeps it on before eating it. Baaa.

source:Dlisted

You are What Your Cat Wears

Now your matching family photos will rule your neighbor's.

source:Buzzfeed

Marge Simpson on November's Cover

of P-boy to celebrate "The Simpsons" 20th Anninversary.

source:Dlisted

Jon Gosselin Twin Birthday Battle

For the twin's 9th birthday on Thursday, Jon Gosselin and Kate will be battling over who's the best parent. Jon is complaining that Kate will not allow him to see the twins while she is present because it will be too stressful. Kate wants to change the custody agreements so that Jon can only be there from 4-6pm. Jon said that it's his house so he'll stay anyway...kids are f*cked.

source:UsMagazine

Lady Gaga V. Nobuyoshi Araki

Japanese photographer Nobuyoshi Araki is a prolific Japanese photographer known for his erotic artwork. He has published over 350 books, worked with Bjork, and has artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art. Araki shot Lady Gaga in her standard fare of strangely erotic costumes. Does anyone care anymore? Only if she wears a nun costume...

source:KanyeUniversity

Looks Like a Seaweed Mess

Ahhh, "The Grudge" meets health class nightmare.

source:Buzzfeed

Lindsay Lohan Fashion Revelation: Hearts

When Lindsay Lohan played artistic director she was like "I'll totally do something different and rad." Lohan created a fashion line around heart pasties and patterns...a total fashion disaster.

source:Buzzfeed

Lady Gaga Top Searches

Lady Gaga is a man is the top "lady gaga is" search on Ghandi's birthday. What more could she ask for?

source:Buzzfeed

Michael Cera is in Your Business

Oh hi, I Michael Cera. Is that a drunk girl?

source:Buzzfeed

McDonalds Stole Your Burger

An Australian manager, Robert Trugabe, sends out a memo with some bright ideas on how to cut costs and increase revenue by way of getting every third order wrong at the drive through window. Trugabe recommends leaving out a burger from large orders and fries or a hot apple pie from smaller orders. Somebody's getting canned next week.

source:Buzzfeed

Lindsay Lohan [Bad] Leggings Comeback

Lindsay Lohan's hot mess stocking line, named 6126 after Marilyn Monroe's birthdate June 1, 1926, is trying to make an 80's comeback. HALF FAIL?

source:IDLYITW

Jon Gosselin to TLC "K3eP OuT"

Jon Gosselin will punish TLC if he can't be on "Kate Plus Eight." Since he can't be on the show, he's putting a moratorium on film crew entering his compound and posted a sign instructing the TLC production crew to keep off but also had a little trouble with his spelling.

source:Buzzfeed

Justin Timberlake Rejects Jessica Biel

A mutual friend reports that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's relationship is over. JT ended it over the phone, but Biel will not accept it. Rumor is that Lindsay Lohan saw JT dancing with a tall blonde at the club who looked over at her friend and mouthed "Oh My God." But JT's friends threatened to make her life miserable so Lindsay is claiming her computer got hacked. Again.

source:Us Magazine

Jon Gosselin Runs Back to Kate

Jon Gosselin has his timing right. Now that he got to sow his wild oats, Jon wants to suspend his divorce for 90 days. Incidently Jon announced this the day after news released information that TLC is dropping him from his money bags reality show. Jon is acting quickly to get back together with Kate. Suspending the proceedings for 90 days:

“will enable Kate and me to restore our relationship as cooperative parents and to open up our lines of communication. I hope that she will be as receptive and enthusiastic as I am to do what is best for our family. … I would like to get back with Kate as a partner in parenting. Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it.”

source:Realityblurred

Smallest Angry Hippo

This little newborn pygmy hippo NOM NOM NOM owns your lettuce.

source:Buzzfeed

Lady Gaga Spends all her $$ on Kermit Jacket

In this interview taken in Germany, you can make out what Lady Gaga is saying in English behind the world news sounding German translation. Gaga said that she dresses in her unpredictable outfits because she thinks of herself as a piece of art and emulates art. She claims to pour all her money back in to her concerts because what is money without her life, which is also completely all about her music.

Fan Tattoos Britney's "Circus" Lyrics on Back

Super fan? or Super lame? The fan who did this is named Inedita. If you're tattooing the chorus from 'Circus' on your back you should be required to take a course in music appreciation culminating with a procedure foreshadowed in the fan's name-a major 'edit' requiring tattoo removal.

source: BritneySpears