Jon Gosslin Canned from Plus 8

TLC decided that the show "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" should evolve with the new changes in the family. TLC will eliminate Jon from the show and rename it "Kate Plus Eight":

"Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family. The family has evolved and we are attempting to evolve with it; we feel that Kate’s journey really resonates with our viewers."

source: IDLYITW

Mr. Bumbles, Bacon Sandwich Extradonaire

Mr. Bumbles, the pet skunk, is his name and eating bacon sandwiches is his addiction. From eating two bacon sandwiches a day, Mr. Bumbles is on a strict diet of fruits and vegetables. He must lose half his body weight.

source:Buzzfeed

Nikki Hilton Birthday Party Don't

If you're only turning 26 years old, don't wear a matronly dress made for 62 year old attending a funeral.

source: Dailymail

Salaries for The Hills Cast 6 Figures

Practically everyone on "The Hills" [Lo Bosworth, Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montagg] besides Spencer Pratt and Brody Jenner made about 100k per episode. Pratt and Brody brought in about 50k per episode [with Bromance bringing in about 45k per episode]. Lauren Conrad brought in the highest salary at 125k per episode with an annual salary of about 2.5 million. Plus each reality star could make appearances at clubs, earning between 20-30k for two hours.

source: thedailybeast

Everybody Angus

Yippee Ai Yea Mini An-u-s burgers

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Who Needs a Hat Anyway?

Don't think for a second that the 2 eggs, 2 sausage links, fork, knife, and bacon tattoo might seem like an unpopular tattoo pick [since the beans look like larvae and the red, bumpy, spiral host in the center looks like ringworm], a casino in Reno would use it for their $2.99 billboard breakfast specials and you know it.

source: Buzzfeed

Khloe is Now Khloe Odom

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom of the L.A. Lakers had a whirlwind wedding, and now the pair are married. Regardless of whether Khloe did it to boost ratings for her reality show on E! called, "Khloe and Kourtney Take On Miami," Khloe is set for life.

source: People

When Leggings are Not Okay

If your leggings give the impression that you have a serious case of varicose veins that spell out words, it's a definite don't!

source: NOTW

Bringing Home the Bacon Ain't Eazy

Even if you 'got no job, you still gotta bring home the bacon somehow.

source: Passiveaggressivenotes

Tisdale & Gomez Looking Old

Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez look like cougars at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party. When you're working the teen circuit in Hollywood, you're only good for a few years. Time's up!

source: Us Magazine

Fat Cat Want: Black Cat Totorro

I will hug it and squeeze it and make bonnets to hide its double chin.

source: Buzzfeed

Mischa Barton Return to Network TV FAIL

In an attempt to make a comeback to American network TV, Mischa Barton's new series, "A Beautiful Life" got shut down only after its second episode, with only 1 million viewers tuning in.

source: E! Online

Pink Stage Outfit Strike Two

You would never see Pink wearing a tacky fake tattooed sleve shirt, or would you?

source: theFablife

Father Daughter Incest Don't

Mackenzie Phillips forgave her father on his deathbed for the consensual incest that went on for 10 years. The sexual relationship ended when she got pregnant and didn't know who the father was. Her father,John Phillips paid for the abortion. Mackenzie wants to put a face to incestual relationships, saying that "she can't be the only one it happened to."

source: Huffington

Dustin Diamond Alleges Sexcapades on Set

I am so reading Dustin Diamond's book spilling the dirt about his "Saved by the Bell" classmates. He was Screech, the outcast on the series, and did not stay in contact with any of his co-stars. He also fired for bankruptcy in 2006 and released a sex tape. Being treated like the dork and outcast has got to mean years of resentment building up to this book. Diamond alleges that Mark Paul Gosselaar started using steroids, and there was lots of hooking up:

"If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario [Lopez]'s room," he tells the new Us Weekly. "Then, if Jessie [Elizabeth Berkley] kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul's room."

source: Us Magazine

Hard Life in the City Pug

Stuffy sweater make me sad.

source: Buzzfeed

Lindsay Lohan Eccentric Fashion Don't

The aged librarian look in your 20's is not recommended.

source: Us Magazine

Ace of Cakes Might Consider

Ace of Cakes would not approve.

But since this one brings back warm fuzzy feelings of being a kid and not having a care in the world, this cake is approved.

source: Buzzfeed

Cosmo Running Out of Ideas

Cosmo suggests you use your unmentionables as a hair tie. WTH? No matter girl or guy, everyone who sees you wearing it will think, "Is it clean?"

source: Buzzfeed

Mugger is Pain in the Butt

The knife in the bum wasn't found by doctors in the victim until 4 months later!! Ying Shi, 26 had an unexplainable mystery pain until doctors discovered the source of it. How can you not know that a mugger stabbed you in the as*hole?

source: Metro UK

She Slept with Her Father!

Mackenzie Phillips opened up in her new book that sex with her father, guitarist from the Mama's and Papa's, was a long term consensual thing. When Phillips was 19, her father tried to stop her wedding on the eve of the event. He gave her lots of pills, and he took a bunch of pills. Phillips remembered waking up from a blackout to find her having sex with her father. EEEWWW! She toured with him and the sexual relationship became consensual:

"One night Dad said, 'We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.''

source: People

Megan Fox's Bloody Role

Megan Fox's bloody vag mouth does not take "Jennifer's Body," to the number one movie spot. "Jennifer's Body" opened in the number 5 spot bringing in 6.8 million.

Full list of Emmy winners on E! Online

Fat Cat Sez Thyroid Acting Up

A good friend will always reveal where the food bag is.

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Victoria Beckham Loose Biker Chick

Leather, which is supposed to be tight and form fitting, doesn't seem to have the same effect for Victoria Beckham's gaunt legs.

source: Dailymail

Emmy Winners 2009

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series: Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live

Full list of Emmy winners on E! Online

Argument Flo Chart

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Tattooed Fish via China

There are so many things wrong about fish with tattoos on their bodies and lips.

source: Buzzfeed

Wolf Blitzer Jeopardy FAIL

Andy Richter dominated the Celebrity Jeopardy tournament. Even during Double Jeopardy, Wolf tried to increase his score and in the begining it seemed like he might catch Dana, but ended up getting one wrong answer after next up until the final question in the game. Wolf ended in the red, but because it was Celebrity Jeopardy, he was not eliminated and was given $1k to play with in Final Jeopardy. Watch and laugh:

source: Buzzfeed

World's Largest Burger Needs Ghost Chilies

The world's largest burger, which sells for $499 at Mallie's Sports Grill in Michigan, is looking a little bland. Once it is doused with jalapeno, habanero, cayenne, and sprinkled with red pepper. Then all of the above blended together with ghost chillies to create a saucy drizzle, Man v. Food will try to eat it in 1 hour and 12 minutes.

source: Metro

Lady Gaga Creepy Red BagHead

Once Upon a Time, Lady Gaga wore outfits that were sexy.

source: Buzzfeed

Marilyn Manson Double Chin Fix

Marilyn Manson's creepy teen blue fishnets worn over his head is the perfect pedofile headpiece and doubles as a decorative facelift.

source: Dlisted

Pink Bodysuit Don't

Is Pink trying to do an ode to the naked dead people exhibit touring malls across the U.S.? Also, what's going on with her toes?

source: Drunkenstepfather

Awesome Cardboard Peticons Battle

Mecha cat v. Star Trek Enterprise Dog...FIGHT!!!

source: Buzzfeed

Bearsharktopus Debut

WTF???

source: Buzzfeed

Katherine Heigl Adopted Baby

Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley adopted a baby girl from Korea named Naleigh named after Heigel's mother and sister Nancy Leigh.

source: Dlisted

Rihanna Show & Tell Nip Pierce

Gold necklace spelling out Rihanna's name like Carrie from "Sex and the City" that says "I'm a maneater" will not bring all the boys to the club, but a see through tank top revealing a piercing on her right nip might! See Rihanna's NSFW nip ring here

source: IDLYITW

Obama is Skinny Light Saber

Obama is training for more unpredictable outbursts from the Senate.

source: Holytaco

A Very Important Kanye Question

Holytaco might have Kanye West figured out.

source: Buzzfeed

Lady Gaga Wild Jesus Outfit

Lady Gaga wore a full lace, red bodysuit, and a head piece that rivals Jesus' crown to the Marc Jacobs afterparty at New York fashion week.

source: Dailymail

Kate Gosslin Conservative New Hair

Kate Gosslin got rid of her reverse mullet but didn't get any wild hair extensions.

source: Us Magazine

Drew Barrymore Outfit Don't

What is tongue-pierced Drew Barrymore wearing? You can't see it but she's also wearing blue green nail polish. Maybe you're only paying attention to her tongue ring.

Haaay!

source: Huffington

Kitty Corn is Happy

Kitty is complacent and needs no bib.

source: Buzzfeed

Handagami Flamingo

Hand job?

source: FFFFound!

Epic Family Photo Roast Beef Curtain

The only way to do a family photo.

source: FFFFound!

Kanye West is Award Ceremony Brat

Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift on stage at MTV's 'Video Music Awards' during her acceptance speech to say, "I'm sorry but Beyonce's had one of the best videos of all time."

The cameras cut to Beyonce looking shocked. Beyonce called Taylor Swift up during her acceptance speech.

Lily Allen Topless Closeup UK GQ

Lily Allen was given the honor of being the UK's woman of the year for GQ magazine. Since the UK is less modest about naked boobies, it's undeniable that Allen would bare it all on top for the issue. See Lily Allen NSFW up close and personal GQ spread here

source: Huffington

Linsday Lohan Bipolar Tweets

I was going to discuss the criticism by friends and family of the late Kurt Cobain's avatar in 'Guitar Hero 5' being able to play and sing to non-Nirvanna songs, but I decided to just post a copy of Lindsay Lohan's bipolar tweets to Samantha Ronson instead.

source: Huffington

SNL Casey Wilson Canned

Joining the 'Saturday Night Live' Cast in 2008, Casey was best known for her Rachel Ray, Jennifer Anniston, and Katy Perry impressions. Wilson and SNL deny that she was fired over her weight. There was no mention about ratings or her comedic value.

source: CNN

Sly Stallone Uses Just for Men

Sylvester Stallone rocked grip of concealer, face powder, and 'Just for Men' to accentuate his goatee at the Venice Film Festival.

source: Dailymail

Ceiling Cat is Fo Real

Same background as three cats keyboard moon t-shirt.

source: Buzzfeed

Kim Kardashian is Pimping Diet Pills

You can be a fake size zero too! Kim Kardashian posted on her twitter an inconspicuous ad for her line of diet pills 'Quick Trim' at GNC:

"U can get Quick Trim now http://tinyurl.com/nqbjuq It works! Check out my twitpics! I lost my last 6 lbs fast & toned up! Loving QUICK TRIM"

source: IDLYITW

John Mayer is Special

Can you lick your ear? John Mayer can...

source: Buzzfeed

Jon Gosslin & Hailey Glassman PDA

With the latest rumors that Hailey had enough of Jon Gosslin's bachelor lifestyle, the two lovers seemed to say a big f*ck you to gossip mags and Kate Gosslin with this public display of affection.

source: Dlisted

Jennifer Connelly Sheer Dress Do

Jennifer Connelly attended the Toronto Film Festival for the premiere of her film 'Creation' in a fiery red, see-through, form fitting dress.

source: Huffiington

Lady Gaga Matilda Fashion Don't

Lady Gaga looks like a grown up Matilda on acid. Her pointe shoes are on acid as well.

source: Dailymail

Joe Wilson Fun with Photoshop

When South Carolina's Joe Wilson blurted out "You lie" to Obama during his Healthcare speech, I'm sure he wasn't expecting to be caught and roasted.

source: Buzzfeed

Nicole Richie Gave Birth to Sparrow

Nicole Ritchie posted on her website that she gave birth to her second child a baby boy:

"In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009
Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing
well. Thank you for all of your good wishes."

Only Will Smith Review You'll Ever Need

This Netflix version offers a very special throwback.

Source: Buzzfeed

Audrina Patridge Maxim Cover

This picture does a good job of making her saggy silicones look au natural.

Source: Huffington

Snow White is Gangsta

Edward Cullen with an Apple, "Twilight" moon is the only thing that could trump this.

Source: Buzzfeed

Kim Kardashian Ditches Blonde Hair

It's not J-Lo, Kim Kardashian went blonde for the summer but is dying it back to black for the fall. She wrote on her blog, "I’m dying my hair back dark…bye,bye blonde, see you next summer! Love ya!”

Source: Fablife

Jon Gosslin GMA Interview

Jon Gosslin blames Kate for leaving him stranded with the kids and treating him like a lame fish in his first interview since the divorce papers were filed. On the longer Primetime Special, Jon will discuss his girlfriend Hailey and Kate's bodyguard.

Source: Dlisted

Lindsay Lohan Yo Ho Camel Toe

It was about time for another camel toe.

Source: Mirror

Lindsay Lohan Wants a Vampire Role

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture on Twitpic and wrote, "my dream ..... true blood is AMAZING ."

Source: Twitpic

Tacocat Did Not Want

Tacocat would become a palindrome whether he liked it or not.

Source: Buzzfeed

A Real Virgin Lourdes

Can Lourdes fill in her mama's shoes as a performer? Madonna is already preparing her for stardom. Lourdes posed in a wedding dress inspired by Madonna's "Like A Virgin Video" and looked exactly like her!

Source: Dailymail

Travis Barker Pays Respect to DJ AM

Travis Barker paid his respects at DJ AM's funeral and threw dirt on his grave.

DJ AM whose real name is Adam Goldstein never left a will, but left a $1 million dollar estate with his his mother as his sole heir:

"According to court papers, he had an annual gross income of $3.5 million and other property valued at $400,000. With a debt of $2.9 million, his estate is valued at approximately $1 million."

Source:Us Weekly

Kevin Federline Little Head, Growing Belly

Kevin Federline made a living from modeling and dancing, working hard for the money, before he met Britney Spears. It's hard to believe it looking at his physical shape today.

Source:IDLYITW

Peaches and Pixie Beach Party

Peaches Geldof and her sister Pixie are the UK equivalent to Paris and Nikki Hilton. Daugthers to Sir Bob Geldof, the sisters are socialites in the UK scene who like to party, have access to lots of money, and want to be famous. Here they are at the beach topless and frolicking together in the ocean. See NSFW Peaches and Pixie Geldof photos here

Source: NOTW

Pete Wentz Hangs Low

What is going on here? Pete Wentz's pants are dangerously low, and an unknown man moves in for the kill.

Source: Buzzfeed

New Gay Ben & Jerry Ice Cream Flavor

To celebrate their hometown in Vermont's decision to legalize gay marriage, Ben & Jerry released a new flavor "Hubby Hubby." "Hubby Hubby" is fudge covered peanut butter filled pretzels in vanilla malt ice cream with fudge and peanut butter. WANT!

I wonder if lesbians are insulted that the male with male cake topper was chosen for the label? The rainbow and phallic fillings are a nice touch.

Source:Buzzfeed

Tempura Bacon Salt Lover's Heaven

Served with soy sauce...probably amazing with a fat stack of pancakes. I'll pass on the soy sauce.

Source: thisiswhyyourfat

Women Swarm Jon Gosslin in Vegas

First it was the group of brunettes who died their hair black trying their luck with the single dad of 8 at the Vegas pool party. Then it was the group of early twenty somethings with the breast augmentation, still, Jon did not want it. It took the swarm of blonde fans with wannabe Kate Gosslin, A-line, reverse mullets to make Jon Gosslin smile. I guess Jon still likes that look.

Source: IDLYITW

Giant Gummy Bear Eating Contest

I'd like to see Nathan's hot dog eating contest winners Chestnut and Kobayashi go head to head on this one. The contest will be held at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, just because...

Source: Buzzfeed