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The Longest Tongue Evar

ZOMG !11 ARRRUGA...I'm going bonkers over that mommy sitting her baby on the railing.

Source: Buzzfeed

Preventing Carpel Tunnel Can Be FUN

Maybe if I worked in an office full of guys at some tech company, this would fly. But I don't so goodbye to the dream of other men seeing a woman handling one, maybe two of these babies.

Source: Buzzfeed

Mispelled Tattoos Happen to Suck

Who's fault is it when you get a tattoo that's mispelled? Tattoo shops must make you sign an agreement that if you are unhappy with the finished product later, no free touch-ups. The sad thing is that even celebrities get tattoos mispelled. See the rest of the mispelled tattoos here.

Greg Oden Naked Pics NSFW Video

Warning. Do not click on this unless you want to see the shlong that is Greg Oden, NBA player of the Portland Trail Blazers. This video of Greg Oden shows a series of Myspace style-take photos of yourself in front of the mirror with your digital camera-by Greg.

Mike Tyson Photobomb

Wassup haters? Mike Tyson's gold toof just photobombed you.

Source: Huffington

The Original iPAD Revealed

My good friend posted this video link of an iPAD concept existing years before today's unveiling of Apple's new product with a not so original iPAD name. In this video, MAD TV created a spoof of the popular Apple iPod's name and Apple's solid color with dancing silhouette ads. Is it just a coincedence? I'm sure Apple's legal department will say so. Thanks for sharing this, Ramil!

Hi Ho Kermit The Frog Fisting

Every single muppet is okay with this.

source: buzzfeed

Miley Cyrus will Skin a B*tch

Ooh that dog looks scared, and it has every good reason to be. Puppy's fur is the same texture as Miley Cyrus' fuzzy bag made in a foreign country also from dog fur.

Someone's Face is Fugly

...and I'm not mentioning that somebody's name.

Lindsay Lohan figured out a great way not to spend her money that she doesn't have. Taking pictures in a store's dressing room [a lot of them, see the rest here] is a fantastic way to pretend she is buying all these expensive clothing. It also reminds her of times when companies used to give her free designer swag.

Heidi Montag's Mommy is Upset

With a failed album, and enough plastic surgery to have her own "Extreme Plastic Surgeries" episode, Heidi Montag will head back to her hometown in Colorado to face her mom. Good news is that her confrontation with her mom following the plastic surgery is being recorded for the new season of "The Hills." So excited!

Source: People

Doraemon Cat IRL

If real cats could have circle faces and detractable ears...it would just be like this Photoshopped goodness.

Source: FFFFound!

Kermit Coat & Chinatown

Lady Gaga had a wide array of outfit styles in the past few years starting with leotards and Minni Mouse bow hair buns. But srsly, the Kermit the Frog coat has run its course. Lady Gaga will have to find something else, because even Barbie and a sugar cookie has a Kermit coat. The only thing sicker than a sea of dead Kermits is a coat made out of real frog legs and wearing that sh*t in Chinatown.

Source: Pipeline

A Safer Way to Eat Out Lady Gaga

If you want to munch on Lady Gaga, there's a safer way to do it. The editor and staff at fashionindie.com baked a batch of ode to Lady Gaga cookies. There was even a Kermit Lady Gaga cookie, but I like this one the best.

Creepy Walmart Clown

Now that Walmart sells Organic yogurt, it thinks it can suddenly be goth. Walmart's commercial shows two women discussing how easy it was for them to save for a birthday party by shopping at Walmart, and say "that there was even enough money left for." The creepy clown in the back ground then jumps on a kid's toy with a sharp point, landing on the toy, impaling his foot. The creepy clown screams in agony, and the women finish their statement, "...enough money left for a clown outfit." But then again, you have to applaud Walmart's wit for creating a recession Ronald McDonald!

LOL of Day, Keyboard Pug

Someone get that pug a better sweater than the rag used by keyboard pug's owner. Even an ugly Christmas sweater or argyle would suffice.

This is one of the better keyboard dog videos out there. After keyboard cat, there's just been a barrage of keyboard cat, keyboard dog, and keyboard owners out there trying to make their keyboard video go viral. Most are FAIL because everyone is using the same keyboard song [that probably is one of the beats on every keyboard], but it's still funny to see everyone jumping on the bandwagon. Here's some free advice...pick a new song!!

It's Britney Spears, Dick

It's official, Britney Spears is a trashy old maid.

Source: IDLYITW

Jon Gosselin's New Girlfirend is Fugly

They match in a frumpy way. If you were the kids would you rather stay with Kate or Jon?

Source: Us Magazine

The 'Jersey Shore' Cast Want a Raise S.2

The 'Jersey Shore' cast quickly rose to reality fame when their MTV show became a huge hit, convincing viewers and celebrities across the country to go guido. The cast of 'Jersey Shore,' who made a few hundred per episode, are asking for $10,000 per episode since "The Hills" cast are making $100,000 per episode. The show's finale had 4.8 million viewers tuning in, more viewers than "The Hills."

Source: NY Post

Johnny Depp Shirtless for his Bro's

Johnny Depp was named People's sexiest man of 2009. If you're in Hawaii look for Depp on the beaches of Oahu and Kaui, where Depp is returning to act in the role of Captain Jack Sparrow in Disney's Pirates of the Carribean 4.

Source:Huffington

Heidi Montag Surgery & Album FAIL

Heidi Montag's buzzworthy news about her regretful 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day didn't help the sales of her new album, "Superficial" which sold less than 1000 albums. Her songs have sold about 6,000 downloads to date. Montag told Entertainment Weekly that:

"within the first week, we will definitely make our money back."

"I put every dollar I have into this. I've spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality... The songs will make an impact in pop history."

Watch Heidi's face not move here

Source: Us Weekly

Winnie The Pooh's Soma

Friends don't let other friends honey.

Source: Buzzfeed

When Cougars Go Bad

Behold the "Mountain Lion" straight from Lindsay Lohan's fiery den.

Source: Buzzfeed

Celebrity Blood Diamond Wedding Rings

Khloe Kardashian's 12.5 carot diamond wedding ring is worth $850,000. If her marriage doesn't work out it's like back in the day in some cultures when women would wear all their jewelry as a tangible bank account. Her ring could have saved someone's house from foreclosure. Biyaaatch.

Source: Us Magazine

Lindsay Lohan Golden Globes Shark Suit

Lindsay Lohan's outfit for the Golden Globes was probably one of her better choices. The chain link dress really detracts from any other imperfections that Lohan is usually under attack for like advanced aging.

Source: Huffington

Blouse for Fake Boobs

JWoww from the "Jersey Shore" who dared to wear acid stained jeans and Lady Gaga, leotards with fishnet stockings, to the clubs in Jersey was also known for vag blouses that only seem to fit if you have fake boobs. JWoww is now selling her vag blouses online and marketing it as "sexy and sophisticated."

Source: Dlisted

Baby's Mama Got her Baby Pregnant

Yahoo! answers is like your very own ask Ms. Cleo answering the most pressing questions in life like "Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?" The group of 16 year olds making a pregnancy pact found this answer useful.

Source: Buzzfeed

Bear Tackles Teddy Bear

Out of my way

Source: Buzzfeed

You Don't Have to Walk Anymore. Really.

What is the point of even walking anymore when you can slide down on the real life staircase attached to the side of your spiral staircase? If I could just get a slide from my window to BART [Bay Area Rapid Transit] I would be set.

Source: Buzzfeed

How High Should Your Heels Be?

High Heels can be uncomfortable, but you don't have to eliminate them from your life if you can find the right heel size for your feet:

• If your foot is at a right angle to your outstretched leg and does not dangle, you have a low ankle-joint axis and will be more comfortable in flat shoes than in high heels. Kate Moss is the standard-bearer for flats  -  they are obviously what suit her feet best.
• If your foot points down, you need to measure the distance between the top of your big toe and an imaginary line from the bottom of your heel. This is the right heel height for you. Measure it against your favourite shoes  -  the ones you swear you are most comfortable in, no matter how high or low. I can almost guarantee the heel will match it

Your shoe should not pinch your feet. Cheap shoes tend to be more rigid and don't conform to your feet. High heels are also not made to walk long distances. Always bring comfortable shoes to change to if you know you will be doing a lot of walking.

Source: Dailymail

Kids Do "Jersey Shore"

These kids are natural guidos and guidettes. Is it scary that these kids can imitate the real life cast of the "Jersey Shore," or is it creepy that the show is not much different than this kid's reenaction.

Source: Babelgum

Holly Madison's Plastic Surgery Menu

Nose and tittays. Holly Madison formerly of "The Girls Next Door" and now "Holly's World," revealed that living at the mansion with Hugh Hefner made her feel self consious:

"Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot. I was comparing myself to the other girls... You have to look a certain way at the mansion. If you look at Hef's girlfriend now, she basically looks like a clone of me. It's kind of weird."

Holly Madison loved what plastic surgery did for her:

"Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn't be where I am today... My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way."

Source: Huffington

Kelly Osbourne's Chocolate Pom

I normally don't like pomeranians, but this brown fluff ball of a pom is pretty darn cute. Kelly Osbourne's chin is a little big...like Jay Leno and Heidi Montag's new chin. Oh yes I did.

Source: Dailymail

Picture of the Bachelor Producer Fired

Last week's "The Bachelor" had a shocking twist right before the rose ceremony. Rozlyn Papa already one of the favorites of the pilot bachelor who found her mysterious and out of his league, and who already received a rose from one of her dates, was pulled aside and kicked off the show for allegedly having relations with "The Bachelor" producer Ryan Callahan. Ryan Callahan was also fired from the show. Rozlyn denies there was any inappropriate behavior.

Source: CelebritySmackblog

Heidi Montag's Plastic Surgery Menu

Heidi Montag now has DDDs. But that's not all she's changed about her look with plastic surgery. Heidi Montag said that she was teased repeatedly on blogs for having a "Jay Leno" chin which is why she got a chin reduction. Also when she would watch episodes of "The Hills" she felt her ears stuck out and looked like Dumbo so Heidi got her ears pinned back. But when you look at her new face you can barely tell any difference between her chin. In fact, her new chin looks stockier. Montag's nose looks different and longer. It's clear she's had a nose job revision, and she'll have that rhinoplastic looking nose for life.

Source: Huffington

Man Tattoos Sunglasses on Face

This guy loves his Ray-Ban sunglasses forever. He also loves tattoos. When you add the two, there's not really more you could want than a sunglasses tattoo. See the timeline of photos on his flickr account.

Heidi Montag's New Look is Shocking

Hello La-Heidi Montag-Jackson. Heidi has turned to the public for help with her addiction to plastic surgery. Heidi Montag Pratt is only 23 and had so many plastic surgery procedures done that she doesn't even look like her old self anymore. She's completely gone too far and has rhinoplastied the youth out of her 20's. She looks like a half-rate, cougar, "The Bachelor" contestant.

Source: People

Megan Fox Armani Ads

Since Victoria Beckham is getting old [we all saw her with that hairnet on American Idol], Armani hired a younger, fresher, less botoxed Megan Fox:

"Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans are all about a youthful attitude making her the perfect choice for the collections."

Source: Buzzfeed

Eva Mendes Topless & Greasy

I didn't make this photo NSFW because you can barely see any detail in her boob. Eva is straining to reflate the crater on her boob.

Source: Huffington

Michael Cera Movie Diagram

Your movies haven't "made it" unless it's been dissected to a predictable flow chart.

Source: Buzzfeed

What the Moles Aren't Hiding

...Lindsay Lohan's kaka legs.

Source: IDLYITW

Kate Gosselin Keeps Hair Extensions

Like a crazy bald Britney Spears who finds new life in longer blonde hair extensions, Kate Gosslin's hair has transformed from reverse mullet to crazy mullet.

Source: Us Magazine

Whitney Port's Hairstylist Sister

Whitney Port posted on her website that she has a sister that can cut hair and take pictures, too [see back of the photo].

Hey lovies,
Last night I co-hosted a launch party with Brooke Shields for the new LG Lotus phone.  It was on the top floor of the Palms Place in the Maloof Brother's private penthouse! It was so great to have my family there with me.  My cousin Jackie lives in Las Vegas and is a professional hairstylist so of course I had her style my hair for the event.  My dress was vintage white silk and lace so we decided to go with a retro look! If you are ever in Vegas or even live there and need your hair styled, cut, highlighted, etc. Jackie is the person for the job!!! To contact Jackie email her at jacksterb72@yahoo.com. Enjoy the pics!

What did you think of my hair do?

xoxo,
Whit .

Kendra Wilkinson Baby Photos

Kendra Wilkinson posted on her website the photos of her baby boy from OK! Magazine. Baby Hank looks a lot like his daddy. Kendra's weight gain during pregnancy was noticeable, but she was able to lose 20 pounds since giving birth.

Kim Kardashian 2011 Blonde Calendar

Since Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have their clothing store "Dash," Kim Kardashian started her own online store where she sells posters of herself and booty shorts that say things like, "a** like damn." If you spend more than $29.95, you can get her blonde Beyonce/J-Lo, 2011 calendar for free. Kim's pose, however is getting a little predictable. Here's another picture taken a year ago with the same background. Same photographer?:

Russian Crazy Cat Lady

136 cats are alive because they were rescued by this compassionate woman. She may be a crazy cat lady, but there was no way these cats could survive the cold Russian winters if someone didn't take them in. The cat lady feeds the cats like livestock by taking a cupful of cat food and scattering it all over her kitchen floor. The cats even have mini plastic chairs to sit on.

Jon Gosselin is Ew

Jon Gosselin has another girlfriend packing a trust fund. Who else would be able to care for a baby in his 30's and his 8 kids? 25 year old Morgan Christie met Gosselin at a ski resort in Utah. Christie is from the East coast but lives in California but spent the holidays with Gosselin in New York.

Source: Dlisted

Ashley Greene Ad for Sobe

The new zero calorie "vitamin water" wannabe Sobe drink is disgusting. It pays to have great advertisement like hiring Ashley Greene from Twilight in bodypaint to promote a bad drink. Bodypaint is like wearing lace without a bra.

Source: FFFFound

Are you Tired?

Three wolves, moon shirt has been served.

Source: FFFFound

Christmas Kitty Wrapping

Now that kittens wear mittens, kittens can also wear wrapping paper.

Source: Buzzfeed

Rachel Zoe Thinks She's Healthy

Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe looks far worst than your average 38 year old. She's a scary 80 pounds and it shows...those chest bones don't lie.

Source: Us Magazine

When Madonna Meets Mad Hatter

It's not beer goggles. Madonna's 50 year old look had something creepy about it. And now we know.

Source: Buzzfeed

Ashley Olsen Work Out Don't

WTH is Ashley Olsen wearing. Wear do you even get a shirt with that many holes? Even if you're working out, you don't have to dress like a retired mom with 3 layers of leggings tucked under 2 pairs of wool socks.

source: Us Magazine

Rihanna Chihuahua Hair

Yikes! Did a chihuahua attack Rihanna's hair? Rihanna is still on vacation all wrapped up with her new guy, Los Angeles Dodgers baseball player Matt Kemp.

Source: Buzzfeed

Obama Unicorn NSFW

Artist Dan Lacey dreams of NSFW Obama's and unicorns. Check out the rest of his Obama art here

Seals Can Crash Too

Crasher seal is the next squirrel photo crash.

Source: Buzzfeed

Man Needs Enema

Bear Grylls from "Man vs. Wild" shows how to hydrate yourself with fetted water if you are stuck in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with turtle bits and bird shit infested water. Apparently your bunghole can absorb water and you don't have to worry about a gag reflex. In the video Bear hydrates with a sewage water enema.

Nicole Richie's Googly Specs

Nicole Richie's Chanel specs tells me that Johnny Depp is waiting in that Mercedes S550.

Source: Dailymail

Michael Cera Goes Guido

Michael Cera and MTV's "Jersey Shore" cast are teaming up on Thursday night to promote Cera's new movie "Youth in Revolt." Cera allowed Paul D from the cast to help him get guido'd up which included an entire bottle of $1.99 gel.

Source: Huffington

The Situation is Silly Puppy Abs

Bow wow wow yippee yo yippeee yay...ain't nothing but the dog in me. "The Situation" from "Jersey Shore" has picturesque abs.

Source: Buzzfeed

Mom & Raves Don't

This is why once you are beyond a reasonable raving age, you should not be allowed at a rave.

Lady Gaga's Tucks Away Even on Vacation

It's difficult to remain incognito whether you are hiding as a celebrity on vacation or being born with a dick but living as a woman.

Source: IDLYITW

Funfetti, McDonald Holiday Pies

Ooweee! I want one of these McDonald Holiday Pies.

Source: Buzzfeed

Random Animal Chats

If you chat with a random stranger, and you get a dog or cat man, it's not a big deal anymore.

Source: Buzzfeed

Happy New Year 2010!

Twitter couple Demi and Ashton rounded out the end of the decade with the most predictable tweet:

• Ashton Kutcher Twitter message about New Year’s 2010: I got a feeling… That tonights gonna be a good night!
• Demi Moore Twitter message about New Year’s 2010: I’m with U!!! Literally & figuratively! Woo hoo! RT @aplusk I got a feeling… That tonights gonna be a good night!

Jessica Simpson tweeted about double rainbows and God. Billy Corgan gets hot and heavy over this, writing it in his next Smashing Pumpkins album.

Jessica Simpson Twitter message about New Year’s 2010: Now it is a double rainbow!! That means more prayers and blessings for all of us! Thinking about each and everyone of you. GOD BLESS

The scariest New Year's Tweet for last:

Joan Rivers Twitter message about New Year’s 2010: Ice helps with a hangover so if I drink too much on New Year’s Eve I try and stick my head in between Kiera Knightly’s legs. Happy New Year!

Source: AmyGrindhouse

JLo's Packing Brown Sparkles

If you were partying last night, then you missed JLo's triumphant return as a brown, sparkly turd singing about overated Louboutins.

Source: Huffington