Josh Brolin Best Then & Now

Josh Brolin is the perfect example of an actor who has aged well. Brolin played the hunky older brother in "The Goonies" at 42 years old. He was only 17 in "The Goonies." In 2007, Brolin played Llewelyn Moss in "No Country for Old Men." View the rest of the then and now hearthrobs profiles here.

Sources: Buzzfeed

Paris Hilton Big Baby

The big guy is not Paris Hilton's big boyfriend, but her bodyguard helping the socialite avoid getting wet. The Hilton heiress looked like a big baby needing to be carried out of the water so that she wouldn't get her designer flats wet.

She also ran in to her ex boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and turned in to a drunken hot mess. Read the whole story here.

Sources: Dailymail

Alice Dellal Topless NSFW

I've never heard of this model Alice Dellal, but she's in a band called Metal Thrush besides modeling. The bands name sounds like a mouth disease and who knows if the band is even good, but you have to give the girl credit for playing the drums in a lacey see through bra, even while holding the drumstick backwards.

Sources: Dailymail

Cat Deeley SYTYCD is Single

Cat Deeley and actor boyfriend Jack Huston have ended their relationship. The tv presenter "So You Think You can Dance," is from the UK but moved to the US in 2006 to host the Fox television dance hit series. Deeley is very touchy with the contestants on the show. She is often flirty with the male contestants. Let's see if a contestant-host relationship scandal might occur.

Sources: Dailymail

Lindsay Lohan's Jail Life

Linsday Lohan is not receiving any special treatment in jail:

"Lindsay Lohan burst into tears after prison wardens ripped out her hair extensions and forced her to remove her false eyelashes when the star began her jail sentence in Los Angeles"

Someone needs to visit Lohan and snap a picture of the hairless and lash less re-aspiring actress. Maybe ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson will take the lead. Lohan will be on a strict jail day of 5 a.m. - 9 p.m.:

5 a.m.: Lindsay’s in for a rude awakening! Every morning she will be roused from her sleep by a P.A. announcement before guards shout commands like “Line up for chow! Make your bed! Tuck your shirts in!”

6 a.m.: Time to eat! Lindsay will have 20 minutes to scarf down a quick breakfast like bread and butter or cereal with milk.

9:15 a.m.: The star can see her lawyers any day, starting in the morning.

10:30 a.m.: Lunch usually means something simple, like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a piece of fruit.

2:30 p.m.: During free time, if Lindsay wants some exercise or sun, she may get an hour outside — surrounded by cement walls and barbed wire, of course.

5:30 p.m.: Dinner time! No more pricey sushi for the actress. She can now look forward to dishes like spaghetti with meat sauce, followed by something sweet, like Jell-O, for dessert.

6:30 p.m.: She can visit with approved loved ones on Saturdays and Sundays only.

9 p.m.: Lights out!

Sources: IDLYITW, Fox News, Star

FML Pooh

When you're not happy, do the FML [f*ck my life] face.

image: Buzzfeed

Spencer is an Artist

Spencer Pratt opens up about his relationship with Heidi, and it sounds like the pair have called it quits. Spencer says that Heidi is concerned about bad publicity. Spencer calles himself a "fame whore" and wants any and all attention from the press both good and bad:

"I want every kind of press," he says. "She believes in bad press. There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer."

"She thought I'd burn out of this, but no, I'm still the same Spencer who went on The Hills to be famous."

Surprisingly Spencer turned "artsy" and has an easel at home:

Pratt says he decided to grow a beard and turn to art. "I'm switching it up," he says. "I've already gone for the blonde, spiky-haired look. Now I'm going for the Hollywood producer look."

Continues Pratt: "I'm an artist now. I have an easel and everything. I'm going for an art show and a gallery."

image: People

Mad Cows

In this video of cows gone mad, be prepared for insanity about a minute in to the video.

Life After "The Hills"

Audrina finished filming for "Honey 2," where she is a dancer judge. She is also the face of "Bongo" for Kmart/Sears.

Brody Jenner doesn't appear to be dating Avril Lavigne anymore.

Whitney Port still has her show "The City."

Lo Bosworth wants to be a young bride and to be married in a year. She also started her own website http://www.thelodown.com which offers tips on relationships, beauty, furniture, and style. She also commented on the ending of "The Hills," which left the viewers believing that most of hte show took place on a Hollywood set:

"TWIST! Tuesday night, viewers said in disappointed shock, "OMG was ‘The Hills' really fake all this time?" I mean, that's what you guys have been saying forever, right? Ha ha. Don't worry. It wasn't fake. I have never shot any ‘Hills' scenes on a stage of any kind.

Rest assured, we were simply poking fun in the way that our viewers have done since the show began to air. Our show's undeniable production value sometimes made the validity of it all questionable, but in truth (and this really is the truth), the relationships with those on the show are real.

Lauren, Kristin, and I have known each other since we were all under 5ft tall. No conspiracy there. As for the others-we met them all when moving to L.A. Sure, some relationships were pushed by producers, but once pushed, blossomed into real life friendship (or hatred, take your pick).

So, lovely reader and watcher of ‘The Hills'-it was just a big joke's on you, without it really, truly being one. Just messin' with you guys a little. In the end, we're all in the same boat, right?

Readers, now that you know the real truth, and nothing but the truth-what do you think?? Did you like the final episode?"

 

image: ICBTDT, Celebuzz

Pug Thinks Pebbles are Bisquits

Alfie the pug seemed unusually heavy after spending 2 hours in the garden. His owner said that he felt like a bean bag and that's when she realized that Alfie filled his belly with pebbles. Alfie's vet removed the pebbles which would have caused peritonitis.

source: Dailymail

Like a Cat wants Cake

...so frustrated that tomorrow is only Thursday...so frustrated like this cat wants cake.

source: Buzzfeed

Spencer Pratt or Bruce Jenner at Hills Finale?

Spencer Pratt wanted some closure to "The Hills" after not being invited to the finale. Pratt said Lauren Conrad created the list and he was not invited. Not to be left out on a press opportunity, Pratt went incognito to the Finale, dressed as Brody Jenner's father Bruce Jenner? Pratt reportedly hung out by the Walk of Stars across the street from the show's taping, which he was not allowed to be near the taping or by the red carpet near the taping.

source: US Magazine

Carls Jr. Footlong Cheeseburgers

A Carls Jr. Footlong Cheeseburgers is a hoagie filled with 3 cheeseburgers. It's like a cheeseburger baguette.

source: Buzzfeed

Lady Gaga's Bruised Thighs

Lady Gaga is a dancer, but Gaga's bruises on her legs would suggest a night of partying and rolling around the floor drunk.

source: IDLYITW

The Better Hamster: A Marmot

source: Huffington

Keshia Topless NSFW

DJ STOLEN hit that and let everyone know about it, posting a photo of a girl who appears to be Keshia with mysterious white goo on a shirtless Keshia.

source: Buzzfeed

Need a Place to Crash?

...I have a bedroom for you inspired by Justin Bieber.

source: FFFFound!

Cat Magic Bacon Ride

Cats and bacon want in on the Three Wolves Moon viral.

source: Buzzfeed

Robert Pattinson's Wallpaper

Kristen Stewart's face can best be described as a teenager on anti-depressants.

The only exception is when she's wearing her pot bikini.

source: Buzzfeed

Kendra Wilkinson's New Book

Kendra Wilkinson's new book is disappointing at best. The Amazon reviews all say the book is short but not in a good way. Also, if you're looking for some dirt on the Pboy mansion, you won't find much here because Kendra loves Hef as her mentor. If Kendra likes Hef, then the dirt will stay under the rug. Here's the excerpt:

"The whole evening, Hef and I kept staring at each other. It wasn't a physical attraction for me, but he was just so cool. The way he acted and the things he said were unlike anything I had seen or heard before.

At the end of the night Hef came up to me, gave me a key, and asked me to stay the night. I couldn't -- mainly because Zack was sitting outside the Mansion in his car, but beyond that, I felt that being there that night was a job, and I wanted to keep it that way. Clock in. Clock out.

I gave him the key back but told him I would see him again soon.

"Will you be my girlfriend?" he asked again before I left.

Staring into his eyes, I didn't see a man four times my age with ten times more girlfriends than most. Even though I hardly knew him yet, I saw a sweet man who made me feel really good about myself -- a true gentleman. It was weird but in my heart, I felt like he was someone I could possibly trust.

"So, will you?"

There was only one thing I could say: "Um, okay."

Source: Huffington

Crazy Cat Ladies like to Hoard

Where are the cat carcases that got trampled by the overpopulation of cats? What?? Watch Hoarders, crazy cat lady episode.

source: Buzzfeed

Lindsay Lohan Will Go to Jail

Lindsay Lohan will face up to 90 days in jail. The prosecutor on the case said that Lindsay was thumbing her nose at the judge after missing her required alchohol probation classes. The Sheriff's spokesperson said that females in her case generally serve up to 25% of their sentences. Let the SNL Lohan jail spoofs begin.

Lindsay Lohan also had a message for the court:

Coco Bikini Nip Covers

There's a dark patch and it's not the weather.

Closest to Topless Katy Perry

Katy Perry has the body that Dita Von Teese would kill to have. The shoes are a bit distracting but everything else looks great for this curvy photo taken for Esquire. It only makes me wonder how much longer Russell Brand can hold on to this vixen.

source: Huffington

North Korea Beats Brazil in World Cup

North Korea played Korea in the World Cup and lost 1-2. The North Korea news reel is spinning a 1-0 victory over Brazil!

Obese Barbie

I would like to see this "Ace of Cakes" episode.

Source: Buzzfeed

Gears of Warcats

This is so epic! But this laser cat boss will give you carpel tunnel on Xbox and double carp on the Wii.

Gay Pride San Francisco 2010

Happy Gay Pride weekend, San Francisco! See you at the pride parade this Sunday. Castro Queens put your hands up!

source: Dlisted

Eva Longoria's XXXL Bag

Eva Longoria's "spa" bag could fit a bowling ball and shoes. It's practically the same size as her chest. Her sandals are completely played out on top of that.

source: Dailymail

Chewbacca's Victorian Uncle

Star Wars has that ability to transcend time...back to the Bronte sister's household.

source: Buzzfeed

Britney Spears Aged Extensions

Britney Spears still doesn't have her normal hair back yet? It's been 4 years and this is just NASTY.

source: Dailymail

Megan Fox Popsicle Sticks

Hitting this is just about as satisfying as finding shelter in a home without walls.

source: IDLYITW

Snoop Dog Loves True Blood

Snoop Dogg loves HBO's vampire series "True Blood" and especially the show's main human female, "Sookie." Snoop wants to bring Sookie to Los Angeles and show her how he kicks it...doggie style. He put his true passion for "True Blood" in an entire rap song. He originally spoke about True Blood in "Gangsta Luv" after giving a shout out to "True Blood" in the song's lyrics:

Everyday is the same thing, I creep in
It's like true blood, I sink my teeth in

Jake Gyllenhaal Caught Looking

Jake Gyllenhaal took a nice long look at a woman walking up the steps at Thursday's Lakers v. Celtics game.

source: Huffington

Amanda Bynes Drunk on Twitter?

Amanda Bynes appeared to be drunk on Twitter after posting at 3am that she likes black guys. Then from 6am-7am, she stated she is retiring from acting. The lack of spelling errors most likely meant she was up late feeling sorry for herself and lack of new acting jobs. Wikipedia already changed her profile to show she is retired!

source: Dailymail

Katy Perry is Obsessed with Fruits

It's no secret that Katy Perry is obsessed with fruits and cupcakes. To get her fruit fix, Katy wore this awesome cherry blue dress which flattered and supported in all the right areas.

source: Dailymail

Paris Hilton's Brand New Trick

Paris Hilton might be ready for another boyfriend after spotted cozying up with Las Vegas tycoon nightclub manager Cy Waits. Cy has an identical twin brother named Jesse Waits who is dating Brody Jenner's ex Jayde Nicole:

"Jesse Waits is an American businessman involved in the nation's entertainment/nightclub scene. Waits is managing partner at XS nightclub inside Encore Las Vegas, Tryst nightclub inside Wynn Las Vegas, Drai's After Hours inside Bill's Gamblin' Hall and Saloon, Botero restaurant inside Encore Las Vegas and Drai's Hollywood at the new W Hollywood hotel in Hollywood, Ca.
Waits has established himself as one of the most influential and powerful figures on the national nightlife scene."

Jesse & Cy Waits with Victor Drai

source: Dailymail, Zimbio

Soccer, Football Player Runs for Pussy-cat

Everyone's excited for the World Cup action, even this pussy could not be contained.

source: Pawnation

Demi Lovato's Saggy Bikini Bottom

This bikini bottom is way to big for teen celebrity Demi Lovato. It looks like she's trying to grow in to it or she borrowed her mother's swimsuit.

To give Demi some credit, it looks decent from the front.

source: IDLYITW

Britney Spears is Willing

The Starbucks Pepperment White Chocolate mocha is equal to 8 scoops of ice cream! Ffffme...this is why I don't drink these things and Britney Spears will.

source: Buzzfeed

Coolio is a Juggalo Fan?

Coolio got a tattoo to show his respect for ICP and their fans who are called "juggalo." Unfortunately, the tattoo artist had no idea that "juggalo" has two G's not one. Coolio said he purposefully spelled "juggalo" with one G and does not plan to change the tattoo.

source: TMZ

Katy Perry Panty Foul NSFW

What in the world is that raggedy underwear doing on Katy Perry? Perry may be styled from head to toe, but when performing with a stunning latex blue mini dress, Perry extended her leg a little too far. It was an upskirt slip disaster, revealing derelict panties . Are those sweat lines? Old flame Travis McCoy would be proud.

source: theSuperficial

Beijing Girl's Creative Parking

Start watching from about half way through, it's not what you'd expect at all! This Beijing girl carries a mobile parking space and sign in her car.

source: Buzzfeed

Edible Fruit Cocktail

Having to carry around a fruit cocktail in addition to work duties has got to be one big pain in the butt.

source: SoMuchPun

Peaches Geldof Weight Gain

If you're chunky and you know it wear a panty girdle...but to the pool? It's about as insane as having a unicorn sniffing a daisy vine tattoo on your outer thigh.

source: Dailymail

Lindsay Lohan Scram Bracelet Revealed

Lindsay Lohan took full advantage of the summer season by reading movie scripts by the pool with her sister, Ali and no SCRAM [secure continuous remote alchohol monitoring] bracelet would get in her way. Since being ordered to wear the SCRAM bracelt, Lindsay wore boots and pants to keep the bracelet out of public sight. Lohan appears to be over trying to hide the SCRAM bracelet.

source:Dailymail

"Alejandro" is Ace of Base

If sounds eerily familiar like a tune you used to jam 20 years ago, you're not delusional. "Alejandro" seems to have the same beat as Ace of Base's "Don't Turn Around." In this "Alejandro", "Don't Turn Around" mashup, you can really hear that the beat is one and the same.

source: Buzzfeed

Batman Fatman

A severly obese Batman would make for a great sac chair next to my gigantic ceramic unicorn.

source: FFFFound!

Tori Spelling Weight Loss Extreme

Tori Spelling's stick, bones, and silicone look is NASTY and not in a good way. Standing next to Dean makes her husband look pot-bellied. Her weight is remnicent of Nicole Richie's at her thinest. Is she following the Rachel Zoe diet?

source: Dailymail

Super Hero Mashup

If you're just looking at the combination of the color man on the left with the color object on the right with the leftovers trimmed away, then you are missing the bigger picture.

source: Buzzfeed

Lady Gaga Sister's Graduation

Lady Gaga attended her sister's highschool graduation in the Upper East Side of NYC at the Covent of the Sacred Heart. Gaga's gossamer outfit demands attention from everyone but is anything but approachable.Gaga's sister Natali Germanotta looks exactly like her. Behold:

source: Dlisted, Buzzfeed

California Girls Video Teaser

Even though Katy Perry went to twitter to dislike Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" video, I'm still excited to watch the full "California Girls" video:

Both Lady Gaga and Katy Perry could agree to disagree that it's not a problem to have objects superglued to bras whether it's a giant glock or jumbo cupcakes skeeting whip cream.

source: Huffington

Lady Gaga Ale Ale Jandro

The much awaited Lady Gaga "Alejandro" video is here! The video is dedicated to Gaga's gay friends and the courage in their relationships. Lady Gaga feels like she is pining for their love but they do not want it.

Miley Cyrus Starting Young

Here's Miley Cyrus again in another outfit fit for 21 and over. The 17 year old Cyrus is wearing a tight, short body dress with the sides cut out. You can even see up her dress. The dress looks just like Julia Robert's woman of the night outfit in "Pretty Woman." With all this effort this young, Cyrus is sooo Lindsay Lohan in 10 years!

source: Buzzfeed

Adobe Photoshop Mask for Dummies

Failure to understand the true meaning of the mask tool in Adobe Photoshop could result in a snafu.

source: Dlisted

Chloe Sevigny Says No to Floral

Chloe Sevigny's heart may always be as a mid-20 year old hipster, but as a 35 year old woman she's now rethinking floral Doc Martens. Then again she said she's okay with looking like a piece of candy or a old woman dressed like a 5 year old.

source: Dailymail

Massive Guatemala Sinkhole

In Guatemala City, Guatemala, a giant sinkhole occured after what is thought to be a result from a tropical storm. The sinkhole is pretty scary and there seems to be no end to that deep and dark sinkhole. The only prescription for the hole is:

source: Buzzfeed

Laker Game Man Kiss

As if celebrities don't receive enough attention as it is, they have to go to the Laker game and show off on the Jumbo-tron in between game time. Jason Bateman best known for his role in "Arrested Development" and Dustin Hoffman share a kiss for the entire Lakers game audience.

source: Dlisted

Kourtney Kardashian Platinum Hair

Kourtney Kardashian took it to the extreme with a new platinum blonde hair color. But the blonde hair is not permanent. Kourtney is wearing a wig from a swimsuit shoot where each sister wore a blonde wig.

source: Dailymail

Kourtney Kardashian Platinum Hair

Kourtney Kardashian took it to the extreme with a new platinum blonde hair color. But the blonde hair is not permanent. Kourtney is wearing a wig from a swimsuit shoot where each sister wore a blonde wig.

source: Dailymail

Spencer Pratt Out of his Mind

Spencer Pratt loses the New Age crystal act. He is now acting like a neurotic soldier. Pratt hasn't ditched wearing tons of jewelry and wears two watches, one watch on each wrist.

source: The Superficial

Unusual Donuts Abroad

In the United States, donuts tend to vary by frosting color and sprinkes with flavors not stretching beyond chocolate, cream, berry, and vanilla. Pictures of Dunkin Donuts in other countries show how varied flavors are abroad. In Singapore, donut patrons can choose between Wasabi Cheese and Seaweed Cheese. The Spanish like Mojito and Banana Daquiri flavored donuts in Spain. In China there's glutinous rice stick and pork floss flavor [which I think is supposed to be shredded pork]. You can see the rest of the pictures and descriptions of international donut flavors here.

source: Buzzfeed

Under Cleavage Dress

It's like Christina Ricci's boobies are wearing a felt hat. The dress would drastically improve by taking a pair of shears and cutting everying off from the bottom of the bedazzled onyx jewels up.

source: Dailymail

Kourtney Kardashian's Alchoholic Baby Daddy

Expect more DRAMA between Kourtney and baby daddy Scott Disick this season on "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami" Season 2. In one clip Scott comes out in a robe and flashes Kourtney and her friend who are hanging out in a hot tub. Scott pelvic waves his bare parts in front of the girls and says "there is a special 2 for 1 tonight." The next clip shows Kim and Kourtney holding baby Mason, running in a room and locking out a very drunk Scott who is uncontrollably upset. Then the clip cuts to a bloody towel on the ground and broken glass everywhere. The final shot shows Scott in the hospital hooked up to some kind of machine and his eyes are closed.

source:Huffington

Spechul Cats

There's something about looking like Mr. Winkle that makes any pet with a non-retractable tongue trendy.

source: Buzzfeed

BP Oil Spill FAIL

Draplin Design Co. re-designed several bp logos. Bp's logo which is normally a bright green and yellow flower got a nice brown make over like the logo was dunked in an oil leak [how appropriate!] I think the oil dunked bp is the perfect logo for the "new" bp.

source: FFFFound!

Hipsters are Jealous of the Hip Cat

No need to leave the puss at home any longer, there's a belt for that.

source: Buzzfeed

Miley Cyrus Wearing Silicone Inserts?

Miley Cyrus is only 17, which is why her leotard is not high waisted? The pop star performed in an olive green leotard that made the 17 year old singer look like a teen Heidi Montag in training. at the Rock in Rio performance in Lisbon. "Toddlers and Tiaras" need not follow suit.

source: njfrogman.blogspot

Sarah Jessica Parker Shoes Don't

There's only a handful of dresses that would pair with this Nicholas Kirkwood high heels and this lacey girdle is not one. The stringy straps and gossamer lace are clashing like orange juice and milk.

source: dailymail

Hayley Williams, Paramore Singer Topless

Hayley Williams from Paramore twittered a photo of herself topless. The photo wasn't up for than 10 minutes, but that was enough time for bloggers like WWTDD to save the hacked NSFW photo. The singer then tweeted that her computer got hacked. View the topless Hayley Williams photo here

New Millenium Brat Pack

It's difficult to let go of the infamous 80's Brat Pack of the late write John Hughes that made up "Pretty in Pink", "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", and "The Breakfast Club.". On the other hand, if you're born in the 2000's, you probably dislike the 80's with a vengance and the only brat pack you can remember are the cast of Degrassi, Zac Efron, and Nina Dobrev [UPN's "Vampire Diaries" and Degrassi].

source: Dailymail

50 Cent Extreme Weight Loss

Rapper 50 Cent whose real name is Curtis Jackson has mastered a career in music as one of the most profitable rappers in the industry with an estimated fortune of 440 million. Curtis Jackson wants to tackle acting next. For the movie, "Things Fall Apart," that the rapper is starring and co-producing, Curtis lost 54 pounds in nine weeks on a liquid only diet and 3 hours of exercising a day.

Lohan Avoids Alchohol & Monitor Device

Lindsay Lohan will be wearing boot cut jeans, loose fitting boots, and leg warmers to accomodate her alchohol monitoring bracelet ordered by the judge handling Lindsay breaking probation. Lohan could use this opportunity for her Winter line of 6216 leggings that hides the monitoring device.

Mint Ogre-load McFlurry

Mmm...too bad this Mint McFlurry is only in Canada. It seems like America rarely breaks from basic flavors. The only unique item recently has been KFC's Double Down [cheese slices and bacon in between two pieces of fried chicken.]

Not So Regrettable Hamburger

The hamburger, scatter cushion looks plush and comfy, certainly not regrettable. The chilli dog on the other hand is an etsy item we can all regret. Hipsters could differ...

Source: Regretsy

Jennifer Aniston Aged Nips

Jennifer Aniston in more revealing swimwear. See her backside here.

Source: Dailymail

Kirsten Dunst Bring it On

It's been 10 years since Kirsten Dunst played captain on the original "Bring it On" film from 2000. Dunst is still slim and busty. In memory of the best "Bring it On" movie and the cheerthat's been stuck in my head all week with the stomp clap: "Brrrr, it's cold in here. There must be some Torro's in the atmosphere."

Source: Dailymail

Katie Holmes Typical Day

It seems like Katie Holmes can't stop shopping, traveling, and snacking with her little cupcake princess Suri.

Source:People

Marc Jacobs Economic Recovery Scent

Marc Jacobs cares about our struggling economy. Instead of throwing money towards an excessive and expensive advertising & marketing budget, Marc volunteered to be the poster boy on the campaign for his new scent "B-A-N-G" He also saved by using the tin foil and baby oil from his house.

Source: Huffington

Jennifer Aniston's Best NSFW photo

Huffington Post took a survey for the best NSFW Jennifer Aniston photo. The most popular photo by no surprise Jennifer under a waterfall wearing a cream color dress. View the rest of the NSFW photos here.

Source: Huffington

Kim Kardashian Kitty Do

Kim Kardashian's patent leather look is inspired by photos taken with a black kitten.

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Source: Huffington

David Beckham's Dog Coco

Coco is not your average pooch wearing pink nails out for her walk. The eight month old pooch's nails are not painted. The nails are special clip-on nails to prevent damage to furniture from unexpected scratching.

Source: Dailymail

Lindsay Lohan's So Called Life

Lindsay Lohan is confident that everyone will assume that she's not railing anything. Afterall, she posed in a photograph with the stuff. Lindsay has got some major balls doing that or she just doesn't give a shieet. But Lindsay isn't entirely irresponsible. She managed to send out a mass plea email asking any of her friends to drop everything to charter her a private jet so she can fly from Cannes back to L.A. for her monthly probational hearing.

Update: Woops. Lindsay missed her court date. The judge is not happy and has set a bail at 100,000 and up to 180 days in jail.

Nice one Lindsay! This is sooo worth getting a warrant out for arrest!

Source: IDLYITW

Justin Bieber's First Tattoo

Justin Bieber reportedly got a bird tattoo on his stomach just like the one on the cover of Jonathan Livingston's novel, "Seagull." From Wikipedia:

The book tells the story of Jonathan Livingston Seagull, a seagull who is bored with the daily squabbles over food. Seized by a passion for flight, he pushes himself, learning everything he can about flying, until finally his unwillingness to conform results in his expulsion from his flock. An outcast, he continues to learn, becoming increasingly pleased with his abilities as he leads an idyllic life.

Source: MTV

Facebook Cafe World Max Score 105

This is my Cafe World at the maximum score of 105.0 [top right next to thumbs up] receivable on Facebook's "Cafe World" application game. I finally reached my max score today. I read that it's best to arrange the tables in the fashion of a U shape with a path down the center to trap the waiters with the stoves on the back wall and serving tables perpendicular to the seating. This layout will most efficiently work your waiters. I have 3 hired waiters. I read in another blog that you do not want to place any tables or chairs against the walls. Here's another blog that I read to help me reach max 105.0 on Cafe World.

Kendra Wilkinson Video

Vivid.com has released a few more stills from Kendra's tape. From Vivid.com's website:

A release date for will be announced shortly. The movie will be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint and Kendra will be joining such celebrities as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian and Ray J, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, Shauna Sand and country singer Mindy McCready.

View the rest of the still on theSuperficial

Janet Jackson's Summer Hair

Janet Jackson showed off her new extremely short hairdo for the summer paired with funky hoof style shoes recently seen on the runway. Jackson's hair pays tribute to her brother while her shoes pays tribute to Alexander McQueen.

Source:Dailymail

Eye of the Cougar

Something seems off about Sarah Jessica's right boobie. Either Sarah Jessica Parker is still tata feeding or that is a really tight top. The only other thing I can think of silicone. I will further investigate this when watching "Sex & The City 2."

Source:Dailymail

Miss USA Works the Pole

The very first Muslim Miss USA is also one of the first pageant queens versed on the pole. Miss Michigan Rima Fakih age 24 was a former Stripper 101 pole dancing champion. You can see her walking out of the club with her winnings shoved in here bra on TMZ.

Source:Buzzfeed

Below Waist Hair Styles NSFW

The photos were drawn so I didn't feel the need to completely censor it. I'm sure all the rappers will be spitting rhymes about golden domes once this becomes viral.

Source:Buzzfeed

When Parents Call Pie Chart

Why it's probably best to call back.

Source:Buzzfeed

Danica McKellar Math Wonder Years

For Danica McKellar aka Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years it took going to college and majoring in math to find herself outside the sitcom that made her famous:

How did you go from child actress to math goddess?

When I got to college, I was intending to study film. But I found that my brain was feeling mushy, so I took a few math classes. I started doing really well at them, and solving equations was this, like, drug rush.

A drug rush from math?

It’s true! Then, after graduation, an article came out about a paper I’d coauthored in which we proved a new theorem. From that, I was approached to write books, and I knew I wanted to help girls not be afraid of math. My latest, Hot X: Algebra Exposed!, is coming out in August.

Read the rest of the interview on Maxim

Heidi Montag Restrains Mom

Heidi Montag holds a grudge against her mom after Heidi's mom basically called fug on Heidi's 10 procedures in Colorado on the opening episode of "The Hills" finale. Heidi went so far as to issue a restraining order on her own mom, Darlene Egelhoff after Darlene showed up unannounced to Heidi and Spencer's home:

"My mom showed up unannounced to my house when she knows I have no interest in seeing or talking with her. She tore my heart out on national television. She is just trying to create drama in my life."

Source:Dailydish

Kim Cattrall Feet FAIL

Honey, please work on wearing shoes 1/2 size larger and then we can talk pedicure.

Source: FFFFound!

Ceramic Unicorn WIN

This boston terrier is adorable wearing a unicorn party hat. But where does one get a giant ceramic unicorn? I could see that sitting pretty in my parlour.

Source: FFFFound!

Kendra Wilkinson Se-X Tape Stills

Vivid Entertainment released 6 stills from Kendra Wilkinson's to be released se-x tape. These videos were allegedly made when she was 18 and involve multiple partners. See the rest of the photos on TMZ.

Funfetti Pancakes WANT

IHOP made this stack of cakes inspired by Horton Hears a Who. This ooey gooey goodness is begging to get in my mouth. WANT

See the rest of Buzzfeed's EPIC pancakes here

Lady Gaga Clothes Derelict

Lady Gaga is even less covered up than you would think. Take a closer look below. Warning: NSFW

Source: IDLYITW

Happy Hump Day

Buzzfeed called this cat existentialist, but I beg to differ. This cat is obviously Buddhist and studies Nietzche. Life is Pain.

Little Girls Dancing Single Ladies

Creepy because sex offenders have access to this, but you can't deny that these little girls have got their dance swag on. Future private dancers...can I say that?

Audrina Patridge Birthday Folds

Is there such thing as inner thigh vajayjays? Anyway, Audrina Patridge turned 25 and showed us the possibilities of new things...like when we discovered Megan Fox's toe thumb.

Source: WWTDD

Geldof Sisters are Exhibitionists

IPixie Geldof is 19 and posing topless like her older and noted wilder sister Peaches. Pixie did manage to tape over most of her tiny boobs anyway...it's like looking at tape patching a wall.

Source: NOTW

Mario Brothers & Paypal

Instead of selling us the game, the game provides us with free-pay with Paypal upgrades. This is the Mario Brothers game 2010. See the rest of the photos here

Sex & The City 2 Goes International

The Sex & the City women travel to Abu Dhabi in their sequel to premier on May 27th. In one of the previews, Carrie is shocked that shoes cost $20 instead of $500. The sequel is supposed to be recession sensitive, hence the Dior clutch purse instead of a large Hermes bag.

Source: InStyle

Kim Kardashian Extra Boost?

After this picture was taken of Kim Kardashian wearing mom jeans. Kardashian went to her blog to defend wearing mom jeans. Both Kim and Kourtney LOVE mom jeans.

So I wore these high-waisted jeans yesterday and I've noticed some people online are calling them "mom jeans." For some reason, high-waisted jeans are always branded with this negative term and I think it's kind of ridiculous. I don't think these are mom jeans at all... and even if they are, who's to say any mom wouldn't look fabulous in them!?

Any woman who is proud of her curves should be able to flaunt them in high-waisted jeans!!! So you know what... I'm proud to rock the mom jeans!

What do you guys think of high-waisted jeans?

All I can think about is that there's no denying that this denim is stretch! Though, it looks like this mom jeans is covering a diaper.

Source: Dailymail

Racoon Pun in Ten Did

The racoon sucessfully stole the cat's food and then entered a pun contest? Happy Mother's Day!

Source: Buzzfeed

Raiders Prep For New Season

...and Jamarcus Russell is OUT.

Source: Verydemotivational

Kendra Wilkinson's Life is Rocked

Kendra Wilkinson's second season reality show on E! paints an older and wiser Kendra whose life, while seemingly busy, is typically unaffected by drama. Kendra and the show was certainly not expecting a se-x tape fiasco.

Se-x tape rumors seem to happen to most celebrities, but when it's not a lie, the celebrity's life is turned upside down because let's face it...that celeb's cooch will by viewed by millions. The owner of the tape Vivid Entertainment said they procured the tape legally and is not backing down on releasing it. Kendra's legal team is trying every angle to prevent its release. Vivid Entertainment is the same company that released the Kardashian tape. Read more about the scandal here.

Stock Market Crasher

After the stock market drops 1,000 points, the only thing you can do is laugh away your losses...like a write off.

I Love Crocs in Crocs

I prefer the flip flop style of crocs, but for the sake of the pun, these green crocs in clog crocs meet my fancy.

source: somuchpun.com

Britney Spears is Still Committed

Britney Spear's website refuted claims that "Britney is shopping for a new man." The mother of two boys, who is dating an older man, cannot shake an older mid-30's appearance since birthing her two boys, although she is still only 28.

Meet My Unicorn

Did you meeet my unicorn?

He's wearing a speedo. You can see outlines of everything from the front. View NSFW pics here

He also feeds on:

source: Erooups

Katy Perry LED Dress

Katy Perry showed up in a stunning futuristic LED dress to the opening of the Metropolitan Museum of Art gala for the opening exhibit of "American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity."

source: Dailymail

Lady Gaga Want

Lady Gaga would kill for these shoes!

source: FFFFound!

Ke$ha's Tik Tok Simpson's Intro

One of the more fun break out Simpsons musical song and dances, "The Simpsons" cast lip synch to Ke$ha's "Tik Tok." Each character has a line in the song that they could possibly relate to like grounds keeper Willy singing, "Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack."

Alexis Neiers Vanity Fair Expose

Alexis Neiers was excited to get the attention of "Vanity Fair" magazine for an exclusive interview. What she didn't expect was that the interview would paint her as a "Christian Louboutin wearing burglar." The interview about 4 pages long was not the glamourous coverage she had hoped when making her debut in a fashion magazine:

Neiers, 18, said that she was drunk and “not sure what was going on” as Prugo parked his white Toyota on the road by a house in the Hollywood Hills. Later, she said, she would find out that it was the home of Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom. Her friends knew that Bloom was in New York shooting a movie; they researched this kind of information on celebrity Web sites like TMZ. They discovered the locations of stars’ homes on Google Maps and celebrityaddressaerial.com.

Neiers said that Lee and another girl, Diana Tamayo, 19, got out of Lee’s white Audi A4, and the four kids walked uphill to Bloom’s residence, a stark, black mansion. Neiers didn’t want to go inside, she said, but still she followed. She told police that Prugo, Lee, and Tamayo seemed to be covering their faces with their hoodies, apparently in order to hide from security cameras. Lee cut a section out of the chain-link fence surrounding the property, Neiers said, and the kids crawled through it.

She said they went around the house, checking windows and doors, finally finding an unlocked door by Bloom’s pool area. They went inside and the other kids started to “ransack” Bloom’s home, according to Neiers. That night, they would allegedly steal close to $500,000 in Rolex watches, Louis Vuitton luggage, clothing, and artwork. “What are you doing? Get me the fuck out of here,” Neiers said she screamed. Then she went outside and threw up and peed in the bushes.

Read the whole "Vanity Fair" Bling Ring story here.

Tigger Pug Tuesday

Can I have this pug, please??

source: Buzzfeed

Taylor Tess Pass the Glass

Taylor Tess from E!'s "Pretty Wild" and her adopted, new age guru mom [a former P-boy model] are making a big deal about new photos on the Dirty of the reality star topless and smoking a bon.g. Who knows if they are truly trying to get the photos off the web or pretending to want the photos off the web in order to draw attention to the photos. In the third photo, you can even see Alexa's 13 year-old sister hanging out with Taylor. View the rest of the photos here. The website blocks her nipples with a painshop heart. To see her fully topless see here

Pot Note from Mom?

Keep in mind, this could be for her 34 year old son living at home.

found on: FFFFound!

Lindsay Lohan Double Broke

Lindsay Lohan is broke and she broke her probation. Recently fired from her latest movie project, Lohan is also neglecting her AA meetings. The court ruled that Lohan must attend alchohol education courses once every 7 days unless she is in rehab. If Lohan is in inpatient rehab then she would only need to attend once every 21 days. Lohan seems to have confused court instructions and is showing up for classes once before the 21 days is up, although she is not in inpatient rehab. Lohan's judge made it clear that if Lindsay broke probation, then she's going to jail.

source: IDLYITW

Worst Airline Meal

Nasty meal served on Estonian air:

WHERE: Served on a Tallinn to Copenhagen flight.
TASTER’S COMMENTS: What was in the meal? Very good question! Starter: cold rice with a few peas, sweet corn, and olive skin. Main course: I believe it was cold Baltic herring (those three pieces of gray, slimy things on the left), potato salad (recycled, I think), lettuce (left by the snails as being inedible), piece of tomato ( for color), bread roll (warm on arrival, but overdone in microwave, so solid within a few minutes). Dessert: able to break this stodgy, doughy thing into pieces, but no flavor at all, so not sure what it was supposed to be.
TASTER: Allen

I would attempt to eat the bread roll and stodgy, doughy dessert, and rice dish only. See the rest of the worst airline meals here.

Muppet Cupcakes WANT

Muppet cupcakes should be red-velvet on the inside with marzipan on the outside.

source: Urlesque

Laser Loves Kitty

Curry Cat

Of course, this video is from Japan.

Walter's Special Shopping List

This is almost better than "What Rich People Order."

source: Buzzfeed

Britain's Got Talent is NSFW

"Britain's Got Talent" is wondering what's next after assessing the show's recent acts as "boring and vulgar." While a cross dressing Lady Gaga would be safe for the US show, a po-rn star with dimpled implants breathing fire would not make the cut.

source: Dailymail

Ali Lohan Color Don't

WHOA EYEBROWS! This is not Salma Hayek's lost cousin from Mexico. This young Frieda Kahlo is Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, Ali Lohan.

source: Dailymail

Coke Beyond Caffeine

Printing Chemistry formulas on the label of a platic bottle of Coca-Cola brings cheating to the 22nd Century. Rather than craming a few lines in miniscule font and slipping that form next to the ink in a pen, the formulas are made to look like nutritional facts on a Coca-Cola bottle. All labels will now have to be removed from exams. At least they can't see the Chemistry formulas I've tattooed all over my arms with special ink only visible to under black light. Then I'll just bring a portable black light in my backpack and somehow plug it in next to my desk.

source: Buzzfeed

Damn, Beyonce!

Beyonce emerged from the waves covered in sand from head to toe like some Hawaiian Michael Jackson tribute. Later in the day while playing with some kids in the sand, Beyonce's bathing suit top appeared to be on vacation too.

source: Dailymail

Krispy Kreme Double Down is NSFW

The Krispy Kreme Double Down is two pieces of fried chicken with fake cheese and bacon surrounded by Krispy Kreme doughnut halves and topped off with a glob of disgusting mystery sauce. The Krispy Kreme Double Down is NSFW.

source: Buzzfeed

George Costanza Inspired Fashion

Buzzfeed is calling George Costanza "The Original Hipster."Hipster clothes never started out as a tribute to the 90's, but Hipster brands are running out of styles to shuffle through the hipster trend

Get Ready for the Week

As long as I have my Korean pear helmet, everything will be alright tomorrow.

source: ICHC

Big Butt Book is Plump & NSFW

View NSFW celebration of the woman's behind here.

source: IDLYITW

Salma Hayek Boots Don't

These Balenciaga boots are hideous. Their not even boots! If bandles [boots/sandles] is such a thing, then Salma Hayek paid $5,019 for them.

source: Dailymail

Icing Curtain Cupcakes

With these vag cupcakes or muffin tops one could have coconut or sprinkled pub-es. Would you gobble this?

source: Buzzfeed

Coco's Maxi Pad Wax

Coco requires a larger waxing strip for her crot-ch and she's not afraid to show it off much to our dismay. Coco even tweeted,

"She's about to pull the cloth strip off of my cr*tch.Yikes!A little pain is worth it."

source: IDLYITW

Bear City Snuggie

My snuggie keeps me warm and is a staple for my couch.

source: Buzfeed

Styles at Coachella 2010

What were the styles at Coachella this year? There were lots of boots with short mom shorts and florals. It was bold, dark, and Janis Joplin inspired. The boots ranged from horse riding to construction. Girls also weren't afraid to wear strappy patent leather sandals. See the rest of the syles here on Style.com

Lady Gaga's Big Booty Grab

Lady Gaga is in Tokyo and as tribute to the sport of sumo, wore her "Bad Romance" bandages up her crack.

source: theSuperficial

Largest Oreo Cookie Stuffing

10 stay fresh packs of Oreos with 12 Oreos per pack equals 120 Oreo fillings to create the largest oreo cookie.

source: Buzzfeed

Katy Perry's A Game at Coachella

It's that time of year again, when all the stars try to blend in like regular hipsters, for the three day music festival in Southern California called Coachella. A broke Lindsay Lohan might have scored a free ticket, and Paris probably went solo compared to last year pairing with her beau Doug Reinhardt. This year Katy Perry was in attendance and wore a bondage dress that didn't leave much to the imagination. Katy seemed more concerned about her dress riding up and held down one end of it while walking the lawn.

source: IDLYITW

When P-orn was Scrambled

The American Ex-x-xstacy descrambler was only $399 for the first year and then $120 for the second year. The program is "so hot it has to be scrambled" and can only be viewed with the descrambler box. If you are a member then it's just $319. You can watch shows like "New Wave Hoo-kers" and "S-ex Crimes 2084."

source: Buzzfeed

Jon Gosselin is Still Trying

Jon Gosselin has a reputation for a lackadaisical approach to parenting. Areas he hasn't given up on...the modern day comb over faux hawk and Ed Hardy shirts.

source: Buzzfeed

Standing Cat Peeping Tom Cat

First there was Standing Cat.

Then there was Standing Cat Amigo.

And now the impetus for Standing Cat lookin...dirty.

source: Buzzfeed

Rihanna's High Waisted Leotard

The awkward thing about Rihanna's leotard beyond the camel toe appears to be the patent leather thigh highs are connected to her patent leather crotch.

source: NOTW

Anatomy of a Parking Ticket

To be or Not to be Hipster?

From The Frisky, 32 signs that your not a Hipster, anymore. Frown.

Also in the spirit of Coachella, and those of us who couldn't make it/have never made it/don't want to shell out dough for it:

1. You haven’t worn your hoodie in a few weeks.
2. Ditto goes for your trusty beat-up Converse.
3. Those American Apparel ads are starting to creep you out.
4. You can’t remember the last time you read Vice. Or Nylon, for that matter.
5. Last time you went to see a band, you wished: A) you had ear plugs in and B) there was some place to sit.
6. You go to bed before midnight at least five days of the week.
7. You’re not quite sure who Lissy Trullie is exactly.
8. You got a gym membership, and actually go on a fairly regular basis.
9. You’re not hung over right now.
10. You use Facebook to connect with your family.
11. The Selby is not in your place.
12. You can’t remember the last time you checked out last night’s party pics.
13. Fashion people sound like pretentious snobs, whereas there was a time when you didn’t feel this way.
14. Instead of going to boozy brunches, you prefer to do lunch.
15. Seems to you, Kari Ferrell deserved to go to jail.
16. You haven’t a clue who Kari Ferrell is, actually.
17. You went to art school, but you’ve been working a 9-to-5 office job for way longer at this point.
18. You celebrated Christmas and other major holidays.
19. You finally quit smoking.
20. You wear headbands around your crown, not your forehead.
21. You have to admit it, Opening Ceremony is insanely overpriced.
22. You stopped pirating music and movies and pay for them instead.
23. You opened a savings account.
24. You let your blogspot go.
25. You’re not really sure how to buy drugs, not that you would want to.
26. Your hair is all one shade and length.
27. Urban Outfitters feels like the juniors section. You realize the store actually is one big juniors section.
28. You purchased curtains and/or cloth dinner napkins.
29. You are engaged to your roommate.
30. You went to a gallery opening, and actually looked at the art.
31. Instead of the $2 Pabst, you spring for the $6 microbrew from upstate.
32. You own property upstate.

Picture: Amercan Apparel...duh!

Spencer Calls Out Audrina

...and her bags of sags. Spencer Pratt compares Audrina's boobies with Jwow's and suggests that the two got their breast implants in Tijuana, as if Heidi's boobs are any better because, he confirms, her surgery was done in Hollywood. Pratt also calls out Lauren Conrad and questions why she "came out of her closet" and her fashion line will debut on the "discount rack."

Here's a few of his Twitter posts prodding at Audrina and Lauren Conrad. He's especially unhappy about their comments related to Heidi's surgery. So much for Heidi and Spencer getting a divorce on the final season of "The Hills" which hasn't started airing. But Spencer refers to Heidi as his "wife" so it's safe to assume that they're still together.

• Audrina - you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place. 11:57 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  
  
• Oh the truth is coming... I'm not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned... its all coming out! 11:07 AM Apr 15th via web
  
  
• Who elected you to gage cool - BITCH! Why don't u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best... 11:06 AM Apr 15th via web
  
  
• Audrina - Don't hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press... and my wife is #1 story on people - 5 days in a row! 10:58 AM Apr 15th via web
  
  
• I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her.
  
  
• Jwow got her boobies done in the back of the situations strip club - fyi 12:13 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  
  
• So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors! 12:12 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  
  
• Beefy LC 0 Heard you were pitching a show about your fashion line. What's it called "for sale" or "discount rack"? about 7 hours ago via web
  
  
• Beefy Why did you come out that dusty closet you've been stashed in. Stop trying to snatch press off my wife. about 8 hours ago via web
  
  
• Lauren Conrad aka beefy about 8 hours ago via web

source: Dailymail

Wentworth Miller Goes Guido

From this picture, what Wentworth Miller was in Prison Break, will never be again. Miller is growing a pot belly and his baggy t-shirt is remniscent of Kevin Federline in his early stages of packing on the pounds. Miller was born in Chipping Norton in Oxfordshire, but you would think he's from the Jersey Shore.

source: Dailymail

Guess the Fug

It's hard to disguise something that looks like a worn out catchers mitt even when you top it off with a hat.

source: IDLYITW

Britney Spears Released UnPhotoshop Photo

Britney Spears released unretouched photos for her Candies ad. Her publicity team figured out a way to explain the discontinuity in the photos of Spears holding a Starbucks frap/bag of cheetos/frozen yogurt with a mangled mane to her Candies ad photos.

source: Buzzfeed

Llamas are a Hit List

Forget about counting sheep, it's all about counting types of llamas. Try to remember all the types while laying in bed could make it fun getting your mind to relax for bed.

source: Buzzfeed

Hipster Cat is Better than You

If a hipster approaches you with a snarky comment about how the concert he just attended was superior to your concert, then fire back with just about any one of these cool hipster cat square comments like, "well, I only go to bars with professional photographers on staff."