November 28, 2008

Michael Phelps has a new girlfriend

Now that he has conquered the Olympics, Michael Phelps wants silicone and flashing lights. His new girlfriend is Caroline "Caz" Pal, a cocktail waitress at The Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

The two have been dating for a 2 months, and they are spending this Thanksgiving with his family in Baltimore, Maryland. I'm sure his mother couldn't be happier with such a wholesome choice. How do you explain these NSFW photos? How do you explain "Pimps and Ho's night" at the Palms to Mrs. Phelps?

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